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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-15 5:06

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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:54

>>80
You might find one that looks like it with that Oneechan thing

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:56

Oh god how do I use this I am not good with computer.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:57

>>78
Don't we all?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:58

>>79
Bagels are nice. Did you stick the sausage in the bagel and think lewd thoughts?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:58

>>84
I sliced those sausages up and threw them in the skillet. It was already dead

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:59

Kansai End confirmed.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 22:59

Postan in /vip/

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:01

>>86
Welcome to two weeks ago.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:03

It's time.
Help me.
I met this girl on a group event for some club some of my friends are in.  She seemed cute, and kind of into me.  She's never had a boyfriend, and I've never had a girl friend.  Should I go for her?
But I haven't talked to her in about a month.  Finals robbed us both of all free time.

Do I have a chance

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:03

>>88
More like welcome to eight years ago.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:03

>>89
Try to text her and see how she's doing, and if she did well in the finals.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:04

>>85
That's no fun. [spoiler]Are you a necrophiliac?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:05

>>91
don't have her number.  basically no way to contact her except ask my friends to set up some kind of party, or try and add her on facebook

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:05

>>92
I'm a little girl

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:05

>>92
Hm. I don't know how dis boards work at all. I guess [spoiler] doesn't work for /vip/?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:05

>>92
>using sage in an almost-dead board

>>89
I agree with >>91. Don't hurl yourself towards the girl.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:06

>>89
At least talk to her first (*´・v・)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:06

>>93
Ask for her phone number casually

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:07

>>93
Go ahead, then. Try to tell her who you were, though. If she asks you how you got her Facebook, this can either mean two things:

1) She's creeped out.
2) She's creeped out.

YOU NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR DAMAGE CONTROL IF THAT HAPPENS.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:08

Do I have to end my spoilers with a tag or something?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:08

>>99
If she gets creeped out, wat do?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:09

>>101
Rape her

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:09

>>89
>Being interested in a 3D slut
Stick to 2D.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:10

>>61
Nobody interested in my story?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:10

dicks

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:11

>>101
Tell her you wanted to know how she was doing. Be as casual as possible.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:11

I know someone who I think is into me, but I'm ignoring every pass she makes at me

Wizard end

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:12

>>103
They better make virtual reality happen before i die.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:12

>>107
Better spend a few thousand dollars on those full size dolls then

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:12

>>61
How fucked are you? When did you choose Sachiko over the girl? WHY DID YOU IGNORE LOLI?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:12

>>104
We already know how Sachiko route ends.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:13

>>107
Stay strong.
You are a hero among men.
Don't let a succubus steal your precious mana.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:14

>>101
If she gets creeped out then you probably went about things the wrong way, or she just plain didn't like you as a person in the first place. If she considers you a friend then it won't creep her out to add her on facebook.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:15

>>111
Yeah, but, aren't you interested in the rest at all?

>>110
Eh, I guess I lost taste over 3D. I still hang out with her and her friends, though I haven't seen them in about two weeks with some bullshit I made up.

I needed to fap a little, and she probably wants to talk about the Hobbit and stuff like that, or how she probably already watched Toradora and talk about it

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:16

>>99
Adding onto this, ask her how exams went.  From there you might be able to segue into how tiring exams are, and how a break from studies might be nice.

A break from studies+a date

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:17

WOT IS THIS?!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:17

The last time I was in the textboards was to read Amagami challenges.

Time flies.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:19

>>117
That thread is still alive too.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:21

>>114
You should ask her who best girl was.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:21

>>63

You never had very good friends, then.

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