>>451
If we've learned anything from Molester Man, you need 3 things:
1) A perfect blend of shyness and confidence that present themselves at just the right moments to attract the attention of said cute girlfriend.
2) A series of coincidental events to happen in your life starting with a gross misunderstanding that causes someone to feel the need to repay you (so you can meet their cute friends), with the willingness to carry through with these events and not just shy away from them.
3) Luck.