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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-15 5:06

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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:22

>>29
I read the entire top section from right to left until I realized something was wrong.

Too much MM.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:22

Alright /vip/
Time for a story.
So my only friend insists that I am a failure of a man, as I have turned 20, and still have no experience with women whatsoever.
So, I try my hardest to try and not fuck up, and apparently my creep level isn't too intense. But today. Today I recieved a text message that literally said "I want to suck your dick."
I responded dumbfoundedly, essentially saying "What?"
She then tells me she was kidding, and this whole ordeal with her was just to pass the time, to essentially laugh at some poor guy who has it worse than her.
[spoiler]Sorry if this is the wrong format to post in, or if this is too much of a wall of text. I have no idea how the format is supposed to be here.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:22

>>115
*= instead of *+

I have an issue of my own. I take a walk after classes with this one girl everyday, just chatting about how classes went, daily things. She said that she can't wait to see me after break, but I don't have her number.

How can I go about contacting her? I need to strike while the iron is hot, and I feel that she is someone great.

I can't go about it through facebook , but we do have mutual friends.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:23

>>119
I'll obviously do that

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:23

>>115
Don't rush it yet, they barely know each other.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:23

>>122
I forgot to add "What the fuck am I supposed to do here?" to that.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:24

>>122
Pretend you didn't get it was a joke, go to her house, and rape her

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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:25

>>123
You usually ask for her number. Facebook could work too, I guess, but I don't know how that shit works

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:25

>>122
call her a slut
its that easy

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:26

>>127
I have no idea where she lives.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:26

>>131
Rape her at school then

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:28

>>122
Is she your friend? Or is she just some random person who texted you? That is definitely a bitch move either way.

You should try to meet other people, try and make friends with anyone you can.

That text wasn't to pass the time, it was to gauge a reaction from you. You should give her something to react to.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:29

Guys, too many stories in the same thread will make us all confused. Why not create a new thread for your story?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:29

>>133
This.

Text her "suck my cock, dude"

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:30

>>134
Nah, we're fine. I'm too lazy to go to other threads just to read about other people's stories

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:30

>>134
So much this. Can we also use trips in text boards or anything that could easily make the OP identifiable?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:30

>>133
An acquaintance of a friend.
Meeting people really isn't that simple, as socially retarded as I am.
What do you mean by giving something to react to? Like shitting in a box, giftwrapping it and sending it to her, or just saying fuck you?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:31

>>122
She wants you. But is not sure how you would react. So she asked in a teasing joking manner. Kinda overdid it tough. Just text her "Want to fuck?" back. If she was really joking shell laugh. If not you'll fuck.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:31

>>129
I don't have a cellphone. Facebook is just more convenient for me. Whereas she doesn't have a facebook, but uses a phone often.

Do you think I should buy a disposable phone, or try and call a landline? I don't want to come on too strong, her reactions are hard to judge. In /a/ terms, she is a loli tsundere that is turning more dere.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:32

>>137
Doesn't seem like we can. You should try with the e-mail, but I doubt that'll work.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:32

>>140
Get a prepaid from virgin mobile or something

>loli
Sounds good

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:34

>>139
She made it clear she doesn't want the dick. "I prefer vagina".
It's that she keeps fucking doing this shit out of nowhere that throws me the fuck off.
I get over it, adjust and become used to being solitary again, and then all of a sudden she fucking picks on me again.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:34

>>140
Landline, if you call from a disposable phone, it would mean you want to avoid her at all costs. You need to be subtle on your approach, but be serious.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:35

>>140
If you can afford it go ahead and get a cellphone. Not necessarily for her or anything, just because it's pretty convenient to have even if you barely use it.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:35

>>140
Go and get some cheap phone. You'll mostly need it for text messages. Tell her you get bored during classes and suggest writing each other. Mobile number get.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:35

>>143
I got the perfect plan for you:

Dress up as a girl, and text her you can be her girlfriend for tonight

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:36

>>143
Confront her, you must tell her how you feel about this picking on. I wouldn't feel cool with it.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:36

>>138
Do anything, be forward, be backward, anything that will get a reaction.

She obviously wants you, but is going about it in a bitchy way. How you approach the situation is all up to you.

[1] Ignore her
[2] Give her the dick
[3] Give her shit for being a cock-hungry slut
[4] Use this experience as a segue to become aquantences(can't spell) and make friends with her mutual friends.
[5] Mention it to your one real friend, report their reaction.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:37

>>143
>she texts again 'I wanna suck your dick'
>Do you really have nothing better to do?

From her reaction, you gauge whether she gives two shits or not. Worst case scenario, she is dicking you over, you tell her to fuck herself, and you block her.

Unless you're meeting this girl in person a lot.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:39

>>143
If she texts you anything about sucking your dick again then respond positively but still in a joking manner. It shows that you're receptive to the idea but if she's joking then it'll look like you're just playing along.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:39

>>143
Reminds me of someone i know. She's in a relationship with a former female neighbor/friend of mine. But she says shes bisexual and still wants the dick. 21st century dude, being attracted to both genders isn't that rare anymore. Just suggest some casual meet up. If she teases just tease her back more. Might lead to something.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:40

>>142
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>>146
I will do this, especially #146. She and I are already good friends, and she has laid some hints down that she wants to progress as well. If my little story becomes more popular, and I eventually make a thread, I might post more regularly.

I sure hope this /vip/ thing isn't just a fad, it's pretty interesting.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:40

>>147
Trap route.
I approve.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:40

This is just like one of my japanese cartoons!

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:41

>>147
Is dressing up as a girl necessary for just a text message?
>>148
She fucking brushes it off every time, and there is like a month and a half cooldown period, where I chill out and forget about it.
>>149
There is no way she wants my dick, tsundere doesn't exist in the 3 dimensional form.
>>150
This is a good idea. I think I'll use that.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:41

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Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:42

>>156
You need to come prepared, of course. Buying the clothes and everything

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:43

>>157
That looks like shit.
You should be ashamed.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-23 23:43

>>156
>cooldown period
Dude shes craving the dick everytime she ovulates.
But she's guilty about it since she thinks of herself as a lesbian. So shes going for someone she doesnt percieve as a big sexual threat.
Probably isnt even aware of it.

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