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Lambda A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 13:08
Let's get down to business. You hate me, /prog/, and I hate you. Being a Calculus, I am unsatisfied with my programming skill and seek improvement. I challenge any of you who take pride in your skill with C to engage in the following game:
- Put down a challenge. A criteria for a program that both of us shall implement with C.
- Wait for me to accept your challenge. I don't accept those stupid challenges you find on that project euler website. Math doesn't interest me, "such that there exists"-boys. The exercises in K&R2 and, perhaps simple Unix programs, are good examples of the kinds of programs that interest me. You know, useful ones.
- Post your code.
- Wait for me to post my code.
If your program is fancier than my own and yields little criticism from one Lambda A. Calculus, I shall leave /prog/. I'm open to other stakes as well.
I await your challenges and, if any stupid stack boys want to challenge me, go for it.
Math doesn't interest me, "such that there exists"-boys. The exercises in K&R2 and, perhaps simple Unix programs, are good examples of the kinds of programs that interest me. You know, useful ones.
Mental midget detected.
I'll let you know if I think of a goy-tier ``challenge'' for you.
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 13:19
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 13:33
>>6
AHAHAHAH, R U FUCKIN SERIOUS?
YEA SURE, I ACCEPT.
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 13:42
>>6
CMON, ARE YA STUMPED ON A FUCKIN FIZZBUZZ OR SUMTHIN? GEEZ, MY GRANDMA CUD DO THIS IN HALF THE TIME IT'S TAKIN' YOU, STANDING ON HER FUCKIN HEAD.
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 13:48
>>6
FIZZBUZZ IS FOR DA WEAK. I HAD DIS DONE A MINUTE AFTER I ACCEPTED UR WIMPY CHALLENGE.
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 13:53
WAT KIND OF A RETOID SPENDS TWENTY FUCKIN MINUTES ON A FIZZ BUZZ?
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 13:53
IS DIS A FUCKIN JOKE OR SUMTHIN?
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 14:17
WAT KIND OF A FUCKIN JACKASS CHALLENGES ME TO WRITE A HELLO-WORLD TIER PROGRAM THEN WIMPS OUT AT DA LAST FUCKIN MINUTE? WELL FUCK U, UR DISQUALIFIED. HERE'S MY FUCKIN ENTRY:
#include <stdio.h>
int main(void)
{
for (int i = 1; i <= 100; i++)
printf((char *[]) { "%d\n", "fizz\n", "buzz\n", "fizz-buzz\n" }[!(i % 3) | !(i % 5) << 1], i);
}
N HERE ARE SOME NEW FUCKIN RULES:
- NO SHITTY HELLO-WORLD TIER PROGRAMS. BEING ABLE TO WRITE A FIZZ-BUZZ DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. I'M A FUCKIN MASTER PROGRAMMER, NOT A WIMPY LITTLE BABY.
- I'M GONNA POST MY FUCKIN CODE ON ideone.com BEFORE I ACCEPT UR SHITTY CHALLENGE SO YOU WON'T GET DA IMPRESSION DAT I COPIED YOU OR ANY OF DAT SHIT.
ANYWAY, BRING ON DA NEXT VICTIM. AND IF UR A WIMPY MATH-BOY WHO CANT EVEN WRITE A FUCKIN FIZZBUZZ, THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE ON UR STUPID USELESS PROGRAMS.
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 14:27
CMON YA SNARKY LITTLE COWARDS. WHO'S GONNA MAN THE FUCK UP AND CHALLENGE ME? I BET EVERY SINGLE ONE OF U USELESS WIMPS WOULD RATHER CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR MOTHERS WOMBS DAN STEP UP AND CHALLENGE URS TRULY. UR ALL DISGRACEFUL WITH UR WIMPY FIZZ BUZZ, UR WIMPY PROJECT EULER, AND UR STUPID FUCKIN JOKES. THERE AINT A DECENT PROGRAMMER AMONG ALL OF U COWARDS IS THERE?
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Anonymous2013-04-20 14:29
I SPIT ON UR FUCKIN FIZZBUZZ JUST AS I SPIT ON UR FUCKING HELLO WORLD SHIT. HAVE SOME FUCKIN GUTS AND GIMME A DECENT CHALLENGE, AND WHEN YOU DO, DON'T WIMP OUT AT DA LAST FUCKIN MINUTE.
>>17
GIT FUCKED. U THINK ANSI DIDNT ADOPT DA STANDARDS AFTER C89? THEY'RE DA SAME FUCKIN HYENAS WITH DA SAME FUCKIN OUTLOOKS. WAT KIND OF A RETOID DON'T CHECK THE RETURN VALUE OF malloc? WAT KIND OF A DOOFUS THINKS cat SIMPLY COPIES stdin TO stdout? DA WHOLE FUCKIN POINT OF cat IS CONCATENATING THE CONTENTS OF A LIST OF FILES. YOUR PROGRAM LACKS DAT. YAINT RED DA STANDARD, YAINT KNO WAT UNIX PROGRAMS R, N YA THINK unistd.h IS PART OF FUCKIN C89.
N FURTHERMORE, WAT FUCKIN MODERN unistd.h DECLARES write WITH A TYPE OF int(int, void *, int)? N WAT FUCKING MODERN unistd.h DECLARES A FUCKIN malloc? TIMES HAVE CHANGED, BUDDY.
Then we can talk about real challenges. I have a good one in mind.
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 15:11
>>19
WHO DA FUCK SAID ANYTHING ABOUT C89? WE'RE TALKIN 'BOUT C YA FUCKIN RETOID. DAT FUCKER DIDNT EVEN SUBMIT HIS FUCKIN CODE, SO I DUNNO WHY U GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT IT. IF U HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR ME THEN SPEAK IT, AND FEEL FREE TO MAKE C89-COMPLIANCE A REQUIREMENT, BUT I'M NOT ACCEPTING ANOTHER SHITTY FIZZ-BUZZ CHALLENGE. DAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 15:40
>>19
ITS FUNNY HOW U KIDS THINK FIZZ BUZZ ACTUALLY MEANS ANYTHING. IT'S FOR FUCKIN BABIES, DEMONSTRATES ZERO PROGRAMMING ABILITY. IF U WANT A C89 VERSION TO SHOW OFF TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS SO BADLY, THEN READ DA FUCKIN STANDARD. DECLARE i AT DA TOP OF main's BLOCK, DECLARE THE ARRAY AS A FUCKING OBJECT, AND ADD "return 0;" TO DA FUCKING TAIL OF main's BLOCK. REALLY FUCKING HARD ISNT IT? FIZZ BUZZ IS DA KIND OF SHIT YOU GIVE TO RETOIDS, DONT FUCKIN INSULT ME.
BUT WHY DA FUCK AM I TELLIN YOU THIS? U'VE PROBABLY SCAMPERED OFF LIKE DA REST OF DA COWARDS ON /prog/ BY NOW. WHAT WAS UR 'real challenge'? A FUCKIN HELLO WORLD PROGRAM? MAYBE UR CHALLENGE WAS cat. AT LEAST DAT WOULD BE A HALFWAY DECENT CHALLENGE, BUT IT WOULD ACCURATELY REFLECT UR LACK OF CREATIVITY. U GUYS ARE FUCKIN DENSE.
>>21
Nice fuzzbuzz, goy. Challenge #2: check my dubs.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 15:53
>>22
GO CRAWL BACK INTO UR MOTHERS WOMB YA FUCKIN COWARD. MAYBE SHE'LL HAVE A COPY OF DA STANDARD IN DER N YA MIGHT LEARN TO BE LESS OF A STUPID RETOID. YOU CAME OUT OF DER WAY TOO FUCKING SOON. NOW UR WAT, IN UR TWENTIES, AND UR DYING TO GO BACK IN. DATS WHY UR A FUCKING COWARD WHO PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN APPROACH WOMEN. DATS WHY UR TOO FUCKING USELESS TO READ DA FUCKIN STANDARD. DATS WHY U RUN OFF WHENEVER U CHALLENGE SOMEONE. DATS WHY U THINK UR SHITTY FIZZBUZZ PROGRAMS ACTUALLY REPRESENT SOME KIND OF FUCKING TALENT. UR A WASTE OF FUCKING SPACE AND DA ONLY WAY UR GONNA CHANGE IS IF YOU CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR MOTHERS WOMB, KILL YOURSELF, OR MAN THE FUCK UP.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 15:55
NOW WHERE'S A FUCKING CHALLENGER? I'M GETTING BORED OVER HERE. UR PROBABLY ALL A BUNCH OF WIMPY RETOIDS ARENT YA?
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Anonymous2013-04-20 16:00
>>24
I would challenge you, but then you would leave.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 16:05
>>25
BULL FUCKING SHIT. "I would challenge you, but ..." IS WHAT U TELL URSELF EVERY FUCKING DAY. "I would walk over and talk to that woman, but ..." IS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SENTENCE STARTERS. U WON'T FUCKING CHALLENGE ME. U WON'T WALK OVER TO THAT WOMAN. U WON'T DO SHIT BECAUSE UR A FUCKING PUSSY WHO WANTS TO CRAWL BACK INTO HIS MOTHERS WOMB. ALL U'LL DO IS MAKE UP STUPID EXCUSES FOR WHY YOU WON'T DO * THAT INCLUDE EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE FUCKING TRUTH: UR A FUCKING USELESS PUSSY.
>>29
Write a program that solves Project Euler problems.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 16:29
>>29
Confirmed for mental midget. If you can't even handle the banana programming challenge, then you have no hope. End of discussion. I'll call kodak-kun to see if he has a position for you scrubbing toilets.
>>29
How is that project euler bullshit? It's a simple simulation. You're an idiot.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 16:38
>>31
NOW UR BEATING AROUND THE BUSHES LIKE A FUCKIN WIMP. THE GOAL ISNT TO WRITE FANCY, CHALLENGING PROGRAMS THAT ACCOMPLISH STUPID MATH PROBLEMS AND SHIT, IT'S TO SEE HOW WELL U CAN USE C TO ACCOMPLISH COMMON TASKS. THE CHALLENGE ISN'T IN THE FUCKING PROGRAM, IT'S IN USING THE LANGUAGE TO ACTUALLY FUCKIN WRITE IT. YOU CAN MASTURBATE TO YOUR STUPID MATH PROBLEMS ALL DAY LONG, BUT IF YOU CAN'T IMPLEMENT A BASIC cat, sort, OR grep YOU'RE A SHIT PROGRAMMER. IF YOU CAN'T IMPLEMENT THE FUNCTIONS DECLARED IN string.h, THE FUCKING HEADER FILE I BASICALLY DESIGNED WITH MY BARE HANDS, YOU'RE A SHIT C PROGRAMMER.
THAT'S WHO I'M CHALLENGING, PEOPLE WHO CAN USE A FUCKING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. NOT RETOIDS WHO PLAY ON PROJECT EULER ALL DAY LONG.
>>32
SHOVE IT UP UR ASS U FUCKIN CLOTHESLINE SWINGER.
>>33
GO SIMULATE A COPY OF DA FUCKIN STANDARD AND FUCKIN REED IT U RETOID.
I THINK U RETOIDS HAVE LITERACY PROBLEMS. REED MY FIRST FUCKING POST: >>1
IF U CANT REED DAT, I DOUBT U FUCKIN RETOIDS CAN REED DA FUCKIN STANDARD. U MORONS SEEM TO THINK I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO YOUR CHALLENGE APPLIES TO. NO. YOU NEED TO FUCKING DO IT TOO. TL;DR: GET OUT OF DIS FUCKING THREAD 'COZ U DON'T BELONG HERE AND ENROL IN A BASIC LITERACY CLASS.
NOW WHERE'S A CHALLENGER WHO STILL HAS HIS FUCKING FRONTAL LOBE?
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Anonymous2013-04-20 16:50
profgram a nigger simulator in java
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Anonymous2013-04-20 17:05
>>38
NO FUCKING SIMULATORS. REAL FUCKING PROGRAMS. TEXT PROCESSING UTILITIES: COMMENT STRIPPERS, TOKENISERS, WORD/SENTENCE/KEYWORD/WORD FREQUENCY COUNTERS, PREPROCESSORS. EMULATORS FOR SIMPLE CHIPSETS. NETWORK PROGRAMS. SIMPLE GAMES. CALCULATORS/SIMPLE INTERPRETERS. FUCKING USEFUL PROGRAMS THAT 90% OF YOU ARE ALL TOO RETOIDED TO HANDLE; NO USELESS PROJECT EULER 'PROBLEMS'. OF COURSE, IT CAN'T BE RIDICULOUSLY COMPLICATED THAT IT SPANS OVER 1000 LINES OF CODE. I JUST WANT TO SEE WHETHER ANY OF YOU FUCKERS ACTUALLY KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND C. MY IMPRESSION IS THAT THE ONES WHO CLAIM TO KNOW C ARE JUST A BUNCH OF STACK BOYS WHO HAVENT RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD, AND ALL THE WIMPS ARE USELESS MATH BOYS WHO PLAY PROJECT EULER ALL DAY LONG.
>>41
butt i already read hairy potter. or u mean more like index LNs?
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Anonymous2013-04-20 17:19
>>32
KODAK THE CAMERA'S A SHIT PROGRAMMER BTW. U THINK HE'S GOOD, SEND HIM INTO THIS FUCKING THREAD WITH A DECENT SET OF CRITERIA FOR A PROGRAM. WE'LL SEE HOW GOOD YOUR LITTLE BUTT BUDDY IS. OTHERWISE FUCK OFF.
CMON YA FUCKIN WIMPS. GIMME A DECENT CHALLENGE ALREADY.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 17:34
>>46
all right, ill take the bait. write something that calculates the gamma function of an arbitrary real faster than my program. heres the pseudocode:
>>47
ALSO, SPEED VARIES BASED ON DA C IMPLEMENTATION. U CAN ANALYSE GROWTH RATES INDEPENDENTLY OF YOUR C IMPLEMENTATION, SURELY, BUT RUN-TIMES THEMSELVES CAN ALWAYS VARY FROM ONE C IMPLEMENTATION TO ANOTHER.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 17:45
>>47
IN ANY CASE, IF UR SERIOUS ABOUT DIS, DIS PROBABLY OUTPERFORMS YOUR CODE ON A FAIR NUMBER OF C IMPLEMENTATIONS:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <math.h>
int main(void)
{
double f;
while (scanf("%lf", &f) == 1)
printf("%f\n", tgamma(f));
}
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Anonymous2013-04-20 17:47
>>47
OF COURSE, I'M NOT VERY SERIOUS ABOUT DIS MYSELF. STILL WAITING FOR A DECENT CHALLENGE.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 18:07
>>47
THOUGH I MUST SAY, I APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM FOR PROGRAMMING. WE'RE JUST NOT HIRING AT THIS TIME. DIG?
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Anonymous2013-04-20 18:07
WELL, WE'RE NOT HIRING MATH BOYS.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 18:08
WHATEVER POIADJS
NEXT CHALLENGE
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Anonymous2013-04-20 18:09
check em !!!
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Anonymous2013-04-20 18:17
>>50
I forgot to say that it must be at least as accurate as my code (assume the taylor series contains enough terms to approximate to the long double precision between 0.5 and -0.5) tgamma or tgammal is very inaccurate.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 18:26
>>56
DAS A CHALLENGE FER MATH BOYS. REAL PROGRAMS IS THE GAME, AND LAMBDA ARTHUR CALCULUS IS THE NAME.
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Lambda A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 19:02
>>58
Some documentation for these HTML and BBCode conventions would be nice. I don't have a list of all the support BBCode tags, nor what they translate to in HTML.
abbc/abbc.cfg.php seems like the relevant file, but as far as interpretting the replacement html tags go, it seems like gibberish.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 19:13
WHAT DA FUCk, I DIDN"T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS SMILEY SHIT ON DESE BOARDS :-)
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Anonymous2013-04-20 19:14
[:finger:]
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Anonymous2013-04-20 19:16
The thing that makes it nontrivial is shit like [i]fake[/i] [b][/b][code] [m]failures[/m].
Or shit like this.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 19:16
>>58
UNLESS U GOT SOME MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD DOCUMENTATION (EITHER OF DA WHOLE THING OR A SUBSET OF IT DAT SHALL BE IMPLEMENTED BY DA PROGRAM) I SURE AS FUK AINT PARTICIPATING IN DIS.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 19:19
>>58
AND BESIDES, DAT SHIT DON'T EVEN WORK ON DIS WEBSITE. DER AINT ANY FUCKIN QUOTE TAGS FOR INSTANCE [quote] SEEE?[/quote]
Not all the tags are active, or can't you figure out simple configuration code?
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Anonymous2013-04-20 19:35
WAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PROGRAMS DO U GUYS WRITE?
U GOT SOME RETARDED NIKITA CLOWN WHO WANTS TO WRITE A FUCKING META CIRCULAR EVALUATOR. IN C? YEAH SURE U FUCKING CLOWN. LIKE DAT CAN BE DONE EASILY IN A WHOLE FUCKING DAY. GET REAL.
THEN U GOT A RETOID WHO COMES UP WITH HIS STUPID FIZZBUZZ SHIT. WHAT'S THAT? ONLY SEVEN LINES OF FUCKING CODE OR SOMETHING. U MAY AS WELL HAVE JUST GIVEN ME A FUCKING HELLO WORLD PROGRAM TO WRITE.
THEN THERE'S A STACK BOY, WHO SAYS HE'S GOT A cat AND IT TURNS OUT HE'S JUST GOT AN UNPORTABLE PROGRAM THAT COPIES stdin TO stdout.
THEN U GOT SOME CLOWN WHO WRITES THIS STUPID BANANA SIMULATION SHIT. IT'S DRESSED UP AS A FUN BANANA SIMULATION THING BECAUSE IT'S REALLY JUST A SHITTY PROJECT EULER PROBLEM.
THEN U GOT SOME OTHER KID WHO'S WRITING HIS GAMMA FUNCTION THING. FINE PROJECT, I GUESS, BUT IT SURE AS FUCK AINT SUITABLE FOR THIS CHALLENGE.
THEN U GOT SOME OTHER GUY WHO'S WRITING SOMETHING THAT TAKES TEXT IN ONE FORMAT AND OUTPUTS IT IN ANOTHER FORMAT. TOTALLY FINE IDEA FOR THIS CHALLENGE EXCEPT THAT THERE'S NO FUCKING DOCUMENTATION SO WE'RE STUCK GUESSING AT WHAT DA FUCKIN PROGRAM'S MEANT TO DO.
THEN WE HAVE SOME OTHER SHIT HEAD WHO WANTS US TO DUPLICATE A FUCKING CANOE SLASH LOONIX DISTRIBUTION. YEAH, GOOD ONE YOU STUPID RETOID.
AND FINALLY WE HAVE A STUPID KID WHO WANTS TO MIMICK THE PREVIOUS FUCKER, EXCEPT HE WANTS TO TAKE IT TO TAKE IT UP A LEVEL IN RETOIDATION. HE WANTS TO WRITE SKYNET! WELL WOOP DI FUCKING DOO! WE HAVE A CANDIDATE FOR THE /prog/ AWARD FOR RETOIDATION. CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS, >>71, YOU'RE A FUCKING WINNER.
NOW ARE THERE ANY MORE RETOIDS WHO WANT TO CHALLENGE >>71, THE BIGGEST FUCKIN RETOID IN THIS THREAD SO FAR?
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Anonymous2013-04-20 19:37
>>72
WAT DA FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU? I'M A FUCKIN C PROGRAMMER, NOT A FUCKIN PHP INTERPRETER.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 19:41
DEANIS RICKY'S PROBABLY TURNING IN HIS FUCKIN GRAVE.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 20:05
WE'RE STUCK GUESSING AT WHAT DA FUCKIN PROGRAM'S MEANT TO DO
The output of the program, when reposted to /prog/ should produce a post identical to the input. Why is that so hard to figure out?
>>72
WE GOT DIFFERENT SUBSETS. DA ONE I GOT DISABLED CODE TAGS. WAT DA FUCK IS WITH DAT?
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Anonymous2013-04-20 20:16
>>72
AND WAT DA FUCK, sup AND sub ARE PART OF FONT YET IT'S DISABLED? THOSE ARE ENABLED ON /prog/. WAT DA FUCK IS WITH DIS SHIT?
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Anonymous2013-04-20 20:19
>>72
AND DER'S NO FUCKING MENTION OF SHIT LIKE POST REFERENCES, THE '>' STYLE QUOTES, AND ALL DAT OTHER SHIT. DIS IS FUCKIN STUPID.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 20:24
Write a program that writes the standard to an ANSI text file.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 20:27
>>76
OK, UR IDEAS OUT. DID U EVEN WRITE A PROGRAM IN C DAT DOES DAT?
>>80
WAT DA FUCK R U TALKING ABOUT? FUCKIN cp OR SOMETHIN?
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Anonymous2013-04-20 20:39
ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE A BREAK FROM DA RETOID CONVENTION. I'LL BE BACK. YA HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, YA DIRTY OLD RETOIDS.
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Anonymous2013-04-20 21:00
>>81
Actually, I wrote it a few years back in perl as an exercise in parsing.
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Anonymous2013-04-21 1:33
>>1
implement a sorting algorithm of your own design... marks will be awarded by #1 originality, #2 efficiency, #3 cleanliness / compactness of code...
All other implementation details are open... but if you'd like to compete directly, here's some specifics for what i may target...
short range of int values, say 0-500(+) inclusive.. with quite a few duplicates, so maybe 1000(+) elements in random order / randomly generated
^^ my solution is dubbed 'Synthetic Sort (mark I)' - count the occurrences of each value.. then simply read in order
..still needs work =)
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Anonymous2013-04-21 5:57
Write a C89 program that implements a symta interpreter that emulates a super nintendo that outputs 8 bit audio that demodulates into a binary that when run on FreeBSD accesses dis.4chan.org and checks my dubs.
>>86
EVEN THOUGH IT'S A SHITTY PROGRAM, AT LEAST YOU GAVE A PRETTY GOOD SET OF CRITERIA. UR ON, PARTNER, AND MY PROGRAM'S DONE AND UPLOADED TO ideone. POST UR CODE UP.
...fully synthetic is kind of bad though, but i think using the counter differently, (as sorted array value offsets?) with only a modified second pass over n..?
>>93,94
WAT DA FUCK ARE U RAMBLING ABOUT U SENILE OLD GEEZER? I HOPE MY NEXT CHALLENGE IS A GOOD ONE, DIS SORTING SHIT'S LIKE A SINGLE LEVEL UP FROM FUCKING FIZZ BUZZ.
>>85,86
HURRY UP AND SHOW YOUR CODE, YA FUCKIN COWARD.
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Anonymous2013-04-21 20:39
>>102
Coding is a term used to refer to the drone-type work in which one cranks out code and implements known algorithms arranged to work together as a program by programmers. The coder and programmer is often the same person, leading to confusion.
Additionally, programs are either system software or application software. Application software is often shortened to the term "app". Due to the more common nature of application software, there is a common misconception that "app" is used to mean "program", when in actuality it is specifying the type of program as being application software.
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Anonymous2013-04-21 21:19
>>101,102,108
GET UR SHIT OUT OF MY THREAD UNLESS U HAVE A FUCKIN CHALLENGE
>>110
SO WRITE IT YA FUCKING RETOID. I WROTE DAT SHIT IN ABOUT TEN FUCKING MINUTES. IF YOU DON'T POST IT 24 HOURS AFTER MY FUCKING ACCEPT, YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED JUST LIKE THAT FIZZBUZZ RETOID. GET UR SHIT TOGETHER AND WRITE A FUCKING PROGRAM, OR DON'T CHALLENGE ME YA FUCKIN RETOID.
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Anonymous2013-04-21 21:34
>>110
PUT IT THIS WAY: THE SHITTIER YOU CHALLENGERS ARE, THE LONGER I'M GONNA SHIT UP THIS BOARD. I'M AFTER A TRUE C PROGRAMMER, NOT A FUCKING WIMP WHO WANTS TO CRAWL BACK INTO HIS MOTHER'S WOMB.
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Anonymous2013-04-21 21:37
I SUGGEST ONE OF YOU FUCKERS GET YOUR BELOVED KODAK THE FUCKING CAMERA BACK ON THIS BOARD. GET SOMEONE WHO HAS THE LITERACY SKILLS TO ACTUALLY FUCKING REED THE STANDARD. TOO MANY SHITTY STACK BOYS AND MATH BOYS ON THIS FUCKING BOARD.
AND IF THIS FUCKING WIMP ISN'T GOING TO POST HIS CODE, SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD GET IT DONE. ALTHOUGH I GUARANTEE IT WON'T BE MUCH BETTER THAN MY OWN, BEING SUCH A STUPIDLY SIMPLE PROGRAM, AT LEAST THE PERSON WHO PARTICIPATES MIGHT FUCKING LEARN SOMETHING FROM MY CRITICISM AND MY CODE.
...it's almost the 'Holy Grail' sort ^^ O(2n) in-place sort right there.. =D
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Anonymous2013-04-22 0:08
>NO FUCKING SIMULATORS
>...
>EMULATORS FOR SIMPLE CHIPSETS
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Anonymous2013-04-22 1:32
>>124
NO FUCKING BANANA IN THE ASS SIMULATIONS. CHIPSET EMULATORS ARE FINE, THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME AS INTERPRETERS, MEANING THAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY USEFUL.
YAINT RED DA STANDARD. GOTTA #include stdlib.h FOR rand. GOTTA TERMINATE stdout WITH A NEWLINE OTHERWISE THE C IMPLEMENTATION CAN CHOP OFF YOUR LAST LINE. GOTTA TERMINATE YOUR C SOURCE FILE WITH A NEW LINE ELSE YA GOT UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR; DON'T WANT THAT. EITHER WAY, GOOD JOB ON GETTING UR PROGRAM DONE.
OH NEVERMIND 'BOUT THAT NO NEWLINE AT THE END OF THE SOURCE FILE SHIT, ideone'S JUST RETARDED.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 2:37
CHOPS DAT SHIT OFF AUTOMATICALLY
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Anonymous2013-04-22 2:39
OR DOESN'T ADD IT OR SOME SHIT, IDUNNO FUK
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Anonymous2013-04-22 3:03
>>130 If your program is fancier than my own and yields little criticism from one Lambda A. Calculus, I shall leave /prog/
Bye OP!
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Anonymous2013-04-22 3:18
>>134
GET FUCKED. I'M LAMBDA A. CALCULUS AND MY CRITICISM'S RIGHT IN >>130. AND HOW DA FUCK IS DAT KID'S PROGRAM FANCIER? MY PROGRAM'S DA BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD. ACTUALLY #includeS stdlib.h. HOW DA FUCK DO U LIKE DAT?
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Anonymous2013-04-22 3:19
>>134
PROVIDE SOME ARGUMENTS FOR HOW HIS PROGRAM'S ANY BETTER THAN MY OWN AND I MIGHT CONSIDER LEAVING. I HAVEN'T LEARNED SHIT FROM HIS PROGRAM THOUGH, SO IT KINDA DEFEATS THE PURPOSE.
Well you use typedefs, which makes maintenance more doable. That is a positive point. A negative point is that you mix statements and expressions:
...
a[r = rand() / (RAND_MAX / NELEMS)]++;
...
This is horrible of course. It is a minor point, but I gives me some sure headache. I didn't like the misuse of the enum for some constants. An enumeration should be something countable. The objects in an enumeration should belong to one class. Like red, green blue or lowest, lower,low etc.
On the whole, I found your code more readable. More noise free.
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L. A. Calculus2013-04-22 4:29
>>137 A negative point is that you mix statements and expressions
DAT ENTIRE LINE IS AN EXPRESSION YA RETOID.
I didn't like the misuse of the enum for some constants. An enumeration should be something countable.
A fair point, I suppose. I'm not too happy using enums myself, but I don't think there's anything better in C for this situation.
One option is to use a regular const-qualified integer type, but the disadvantage of that is that it doesn't give you a proper constant integer expression. A consequence of that, which is relevant for this program, is that you'll have a variable length array if you use it to specify the size of one.
The other, more commonly used option, is a macro. That doesn't have the disadvantage of the const-qualified integer types, but its problem is that it's more of a syntax thing. If you do the following:
#define NELEMS MAXVAL - MINVAL + 1
Whenever NELEMS is encountered it will simply be replaced with that text. It doesn't take evaluation order into account, so you need to do some yucky stuff with parentheses to account for that.
References like The Practice of Programming encourage the use of enums in favour of the other two methods (check out section 1.5 if you have that reference), and I agree that they're generally the better choice for defining magic numbers, specfically for the two reasons listed above.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 4:35
>>138 DAT ENTIRE LINE IS AN EXPRESSION YA RETOID.
WELL, OK, IT'S AN EXPRESSION STATEMENT 2 B MORE SPECIFIC, BUT SO IS "a = 10;", SO WAT DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH DAT?
...i have another challenge, but i doubt its any harder..
implement synthetic sort (mark II) - which should return a sorted index rather than the sorted values..
...i'm pretty lazy, so another 24h deadline ^^ unless a better challenge(/r) comes along..?
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Lambda A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-22 14:47
>>147
UR ON PARTNER AND, AS USUAL, MY CODE'S DONE AND UPLOADED. ALL ON U NOW.
>>138
U DROPPED OUT OF CHARACTER IN THIS POST YA FUCKIN RETOID
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Anonymous2013-04-22 17:21
I got one for you.. You say that you are a master programmer, correct?
Go write an Artificial Intelligence program that can do the following, but before this:
-Don't bullshit and start writing in all caps like the little baby and refuse challenges, no math and shit.
-Don't whine about, it can already be done.
-Just do it faggot.
The AI will need to do the following:
-Self-learn video capturing whenever a video plays on the computer or streamed.
-Able to upload the recording to a file server and cough up a link of said URL where the recording of the video is found.
-Able to find similar videos of ones it recorded, if only it's a partial recording, it still should be able to get links by analyzing / self-learning.
Prove /prog/ you are a master programmer, faggot. Don't start the fucking caps, just accept and fucking do it.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 18:31
>>151
I DON'T TALK LIKE A RETOID WEN I'M RESPONDIN TO INTELLIGENT SHIT.
>>152
I GOT NOTHIN TO PROVE TO U, YA FUCKIN RETOID.
-Self-learn video capturing whenever a video plays on the computer or streamed.
WAT KIND OF RETOID IN A MONKEY HAT TAUGHT U ENGLISH? DA SAME ONE WHO TAUGHT YA COMPUTER SCIENCE?
-Able to upload the recording to a file server and cough up a link of said URL where the recording of the video is found.
WAT RECORDING ARE U TALKIN ABOUT U FUCKIN RETOID? SOUNDS LIKE UR THEORETICAL AI HAS A COLD OR SUM SHIT, I'D GET DAT CHECKED OUT IF I WERE U.
-Able to find similar videos of ones it recorded, if only it's a partial recording, it still should be able to get links by analyzing / self-learning.
SIMILAR BY WAT CRITERIA, YA FUCKIN RETOID?
REED >>1 BEFORE MAKING A FUCKING CHALLENGE AND AFTER LEARNING SUM BASIC LITERACY SKILLS. MY GAME IS WRITING PROGRAMS WITH C. IF UR GONNA CHALLENGE ME, U NEED TO POST A FUNCTIONING PROGRAM THAT U WROTE BEFORE I POST MINE. NO LARGE PROGRAMS, NO SHITTY MATH PROBLEMS. NOW GO REED A FUCKIN BOOK YA RETOID.
FUNNY HOW PEOPLE ON HERE ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO REED. NO WONDER THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH RETOIDED STACK BOYS.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 18:34
>>153
You amuse me. You fucking little spineless piece of shit. Resorting to caps again, calling every programmer on /prog/ a retoid. TOPLEEEEEEEL!
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Anonymous2013-04-22 18:44
DA POINT IS USING C TO WRITE SIMPLE YET USEFUL PROGRAMS. NOT SO SIMPLE THAT THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID, BUT SIMPLE LIKE FUCKING cat, sort AND grep. IF U CAN SOLVE LIL BOY'S BANANA IN THE ASS PROBLEM, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. YOUR SHITTY PROGRAM'S STILL GONNA SEG FAULT, FAIL TO COMPILE ON A NUMBER OF ARCHITECTURES, AND RUN LIKE A PIECE OF BREAKY SHIT ALL BECAUSE UR TOO FUCKIN RETOIDED TO REED STANDARDS.
I'VE MADE DA INTENTION OF DIS CHALLENGE CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR THROUGHOUT DIS THREAD, SO I DUNNO WHY UR ALL STILL MISSING DA FUCKING POINT. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE GOING TO UR YARD SALE AND ASKING FOR A FUCKING TOILET WHEN THEY KNOW DAMN WELL THAT ALL UR SELLING IS UR LARGE COLLECTION OF TOILET BRUSHES. SHOW ME SOMEONE WHO CAN USE C BETTER THAN ME AND I'LL LEAVE /prog/. SHOW ME SOMEONE WHO CAN SIMULATE BANANA BOY'S MATH CHALLENGE, WRITE A FANCY AI PIECE OF SHIT, OR SOME OTHER PIECE OF SHIT AND I'LL TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF.
NOW, IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU ILLITERATE, IMBECILIC, IDIOTIC, DIMWITTED MOROOOOOONS TO UNDERSTOOOOOOOOND? HUHHH?
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Anonymous2013-04-22 18:44
>>154
You're the /g/ monkey "top lel" take your newfag memes with you.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 18:46
>>154
CMON YA FUCKIN WIMP. GIMME THE CHALLENGE I ACTUALLY ASKED FOR.
>>160
OK, SO DESCRIBE HOW UR diff IS GOING TO FUNCTION. OUTPUT FORMAT, ARGUMENT FLAGS, NUMBER OF INPUT FILES, ETC.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 19:03
>>162
Same output format as traditional diff:
prog.c
- Shalom, hymie!
- LEEEEEEL
+ LE FUCKIN/G/ RETOID FACE XD
Arguments: diff file1 file2, doesn't accept argument flags. Only two files. Violating these rules will cause a LEL Fault: Didn't read the standard.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 19:20
>>160,163 longest common subsequent problem
YA, DATS REEL FUCKIN KOOL. SEEING AS I'VE NEVER IMPLEMENTED ONE IN MY LIFE, I DONT THINK I'M GONNA START NOW.
>>168
DA BETTER OPTION IS TO HAVE SERVERS DAT SHARE DAT DATA AMONG EACH OTHER. DAT WAY U DON'T CLUTTER UP USERS DISKS WITH SHIT DEY DON'T WANT, AND UR SHIT'S STILL ACCESSIBLE IF U TURN UR COMPUTER OFF.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 20:05
>>160
OK, U SEEM LIKE UR EAGER TO PARTICIPATE IN A CHALLENGE AND I'VE THOUGHT OF A GOOD PROGRAM, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YA A SPORTING CHANCE. I CHALLENGE YA TO WRITE A PROGRAM THAT READS LINES FROM stdin, BREAKS 'EM UP IN A SIMILAR WAY THAT SHELLS DO BEFORE PASSING AN ARGUMENT LIST TO exec*, AND PRINTS EACH ARGUMENT ON A NEW LINE. FAIRLY STRAIGHTFORWARD WITH NO FANCY ALGORITHMS. SOME SAMPLE INPUT/OUTPUT PAIRS:
Input:
The "quick brown fox" jumped over the "lazy dogs". Output:
The
quick brown fox
jumped
over
the
lazy dogs.
Input:
such"that there"exists some stupid "math"boys. Output:
suchthat thereexists
some
stupid
mathboys.
BASICALLY DA SAME BEHAVIOUR AS bash EXCEPT DAT U ONLY NEED TO WORRY ABOUT BLANKS AND DOUBLE QUOTES, NO ESCAPE SEQUENCES OR ANY OF DAT SHIT.
NOW DAT'S DA KIND OF CHALLENGE DAT'S SUITABLE FOR DIS THREAD. IF U DONT LIKE DIS ONE U COULD COME UP WITH A SIMILAR PROGRAM OF UR OWN. BUT IF U ACCEPT DIS DEN I'LL BE SO KIND AS TO POST MY CODE FIRST (BUT U NEED TO UPLOAD UR SHIT TO ideone OR SOME OTHER WEBSITE THAT'LL GIVE U A TIMESTAMP BEFORE ACCEPTING). OR U COULD JUST ACCEPT AND SAY U WANNA POST FIRST, THEN I'LL SAY "DATS NICE U FUCKIN RETOID" AND UPLOAD MY SHIT, WAIT FOR UR POST, AND THEN U POST. WATEVER.
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Holy shit Lambda A. Calculus, you've got 188 replies and the only thing you've implemented is fucking Fizz Buzz. You really are a shit tier programmer. Get fucked.
IN >>164 I WAS QUOTING A WIKIPEDIA PAGE BUT I COULDN'T BE FUCKED CITING IT. GOT A PROBLEM WITH DAT YA FUCKIN RETOID?
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:20
>>188
SEE >>130 AND LEARN TO REED BEFORE U ACT LIKE A FUCKIN RETOID.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:24
>>188
CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS. UR NOW THE NUMBER ONE CANDIDATE FOR THE /prog/ AWARD FOR RETOIDATION. U'VE SURPASSED >>71 IN BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING JACKASS.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:27
>>184
SO ARE YA GONNA ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE YA FUCKIN WIMP?
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:31
I challenge you to complete the banana programming challenge in ANSI C
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:31
LET'S SEE WHAT RETOIDS WE HAVE AT THIS CURRENT POINT IN TIME.
WE GOT >>188, A JACKASS WHO PRETENDS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD WITHOUT EVEN FUCKING REEDING IT.
AND WE GOT >>184, ANOTHER RETOID WHOSE LITERACY SKILLS ARE SO SHITTY DAT HE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND MY FUCKING GAME. HE JUST SPLURTS OUT DESE STUPIDLY COMPLICATED PROGRAMMING CHALLENGES THINKING I GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT 'EM, THEN BACKS OUT WHEN I INVITE HIM TO DO SOMETHING AS FUCKING SIMPLE AS >>173.
WHEN ARE SOME REAL FUCKING PROGRAMMERS GONNA GROW SOME BALLS AND CHALLENGE ME?
AND WHEN DA FUCK IS >>147 GONNA POST HIS FUCKIN CODE?
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:32
>>193
YEAH, GOOD ONE YA STUPID RETOID. *ROLLS MY FUCKIN EYEBALLS*