The Challenge

Let's get down to business. You hate me, /prog/, and I hate you. Being a Calculus, I am unsatisfied with my programming skill and seek improvement. I challenge any of you who take pride in your skill with C to engage in the following game:

- Put down a challenge. A criteria for a program that both of us shall implement with C.
- Wait for me to accept your challenge. I don't accept those stupid challenges you find on that project euler website. Math doesn't interest me, "such that there exists"-boys. The exercises in K&R2 and, perhaps simple Unix programs, are good examples of the kinds of programs that interest me. You know, useful ones.
- Post your code.
- Wait for me to post my code.

If your program is fancier than my own and yields little criticism from one Lambda A. Calculus, I shall leave /prog/. I'm open to other stakes as well.

I await your challenges and, if any stupid stack boys want to challenge me, go for it.

WAT KIND OF A FUCKIN JACKASS CHALLENGES ME TO WRITE A HELLO-WORLD TIER PROGRAM THEN WIMPS OUT AT DA LAST FUCKIN MINUTE? WELL FUCK U, UR DISQUALIFIED. HERE'S MY FUCKIN ENTRY:

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
    for (int i = 1; i <= 100; i++)
        printf((char *[]) { "%d\n", "fizz\n", "buzz\n", "fizz-buzz\n" }[!(i % 3) | !(i % 5) << 1], i);
}

N HERE ARE SOME NEW FUCKIN RULES:

- NO SHITTY HELLO-WORLD TIER PROGRAMS. BEING ABLE TO WRITE A FIZZ-BUZZ DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. I'M A FUCKIN MASTER PROGRAMMER, NOT A WIMPY LITTLE BABY.

- I'M GONNA POST MY FUCKIN CODE ON ideone.com BEFORE I ACCEPT UR SHITTY CHALLENGE SO YOU WON'T GET DA IMPRESSION DAT I COPIED YOU OR ANY OF DAT SHIT.

ANYWAY, BRING ON DA NEXT VICTIM. AND IF UR A WIMPY MATH-BOY WHO CANT EVEN WRITE A FUCKIN FIZZBUZZ, THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE ON UR STUPID USELESS PROGRAMS.