The Challenge

Let's get down to business. You hate me, /prog/, and I hate you. Being a Calculus, I am unsatisfied with my programming skill and seek improvement. I challenge any of you who take pride in your skill with C to engage in the following game:

- Put down a challenge. A criteria for a program that both of us shall implement with C.
- Wait for me to accept your challenge. I don't accept those stupid challenges you find on that project euler website. Math doesn't interest me, "such that there exists"-boys. The exercises in K&R2 and, perhaps simple Unix programs, are good examples of the kinds of programs that interest me. You know, useful ones.
- Post your code.
- Wait for me to post my code.

If your program is fancier than my own and yields little criticism from one Lambda A. Calculus, I shall leave /prog/. I'm open to other stakes as well.

I await your challenges and, if any stupid stack boys want to challenge me, go for it.

DA POINT IS USING C TO WRITE SIMPLE YET USEFUL PROGRAMS. NOT SO SIMPLE THAT THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID, BUT SIMPLE LIKE FUCKING cat, sort AND grep. IF U CAN SOLVE LIL BOY'S BANANA IN THE ASS PROBLEM, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. YOUR SHITTY PROGRAM'S STILL GONNA SEG FAULT, FAIL TO COMPILE ON A NUMBER OF ARCHITECTURES, AND RUN LIKE A PIECE OF BREAKY SHIT ALL BECAUSE UR TOO FUCKIN RETOIDED TO REED STANDARDS.

I'VE MADE DA INTENTION OF DIS CHALLENGE CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR THROUGHOUT DIS THREAD, SO I DUNNO WHY UR ALL STILL MISSING DA FUCKING POINT. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE GOING TO UR YARD SALE AND ASKING FOR A FUCKING TOILET WHEN THEY KNOW DAMN WELL THAT ALL UR SELLING IS UR LARGE COLLECTION OF TOILET BRUSHES. SHOW ME SOMEONE WHO CAN USE C BETTER THAN ME AND I'LL LEAVE /prog/. SHOW ME SOMEONE WHO CAN SIMULATE BANANA BOY'S MATH CHALLENGE, WRITE A FANCY AI PIECE OF SHIT, OR SOME OTHER PIECE OF SHIT AND I'LL TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF.

NOW, IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU ILLITERATE, IMBECILIC, IDIOTIC, DIMWITTED MOROOOOOONS TO UNDERSTOOOOOOOOND? HUHHH?