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The Challenge

Name: Lambda A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-04-20 13:08

Let's get down to business. You hate me, /prog/, and I hate you. Being a Calculus, I am unsatisfied with my programming skill and seek improvement. I challenge any of you who take pride in your skill with C to engage in the following game:

- Put down a challenge. A criteria for a program that both of us shall implement with C.
- Wait for me to accept your challenge. I don't accept those stupid challenges you find on that project euler website. Math doesn't interest me, "such that there exists"-boys. The exercises in K&R2 and, perhaps simple Unix programs, are good examples of the kinds of programs that interest me. You know, useful ones.
- Post your code.
- Wait for me to post my code.

If your program is fancier than my own and yields little criticism from one Lambda A. Calculus, I shall leave /prog/. I'm open to other stakes as well.

I await your challenges and, if any stupid stack boys want to challenge me, go for it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 20:27

>>76
OK, UR IDEAS OUT. DID U EVEN WRITE A PROGRAM IN C DAT DOES DAT?

>>80
WAT DA FUCK R U TALKING ABOUT? FUCKIN cp OR SOMETHIN?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 20:39

ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE A BREAK FROM DA RETOID CONVENTION. I'LL BE BACK. YA HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, YA DIRTY OLD RETOIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 21:00

>>81
Actually, I wrote it a few years back in perl as an exercise in parsing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 23:42



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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 1:33

>>1
implement a sorting algorithm of your own design... marks will be awarded by #1 originality, #2 efficiency, #3 cleanliness / compactness of code...

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 2:12

All other implementation details are open... but if you'd like to compete directly, here's some specifics for what i may target...
short range of int values, say 0-500(+) inclusive.. with quite a few duplicates, so maybe 1000(+) elements in random order / randomly generated

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 3:49

Write a C89 program that generates a PDP-11 assembler program that generates a Unix v7 shell script that solves Project Euler problem #33.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 5:51

^^ my solution is dubbed 'Synthetic Sort (mark I)' - count the occurrences of each value.. then simply read in order

..still needs work =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 5:57

Write a C89 program that implements a symta interpreter that emulates a super nintendo that outputs 8 bit audio that demodulates into a binary that when run on FreeBSD accesses dis.4chan.org and checks my dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 5:58

>>88 FUCK YOU TOOK MY DUBS TO POST [i][u]THAT[u][/i] fsdfopksdfposDFOpkSDF POFKSDFPOK WEOPKF !!

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-04-21 6:04

>>85
HOW DA FUCK IS DAT A USEFUL PROGRAM?

>>86
EVEN THOUGH IT'S A SHITTY PROGRAM, AT LEAST YOU GAVE A PRETTY GOOD SET OF CRITERIA. UR ON, PARTNER, AND MY PROGRAM'S DONE AND UPLOADED TO ideone. POST UR CODE UP.

>>87
GIT FUCKED MATH BOY.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 6:06

>>88
still needs work
ITS SIMPLE AS SHIT YA RETOID

>>89
WAT DA FUCK IS UR PROBLEM?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 6:21

dubs Power-Up activated!!

...fully synthetic is kind of bad though, but i think using the counter differently, (as sorted array value offsets?) with only a modified second pass over n..?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 6:37

...Perfect for those hefty datasinks !..

^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 6:39

>>93,94
WAT DA FUCK ARE U RAMBLING ABOUT U SENILE OLD GEEZER? I HOPE MY NEXT CHALLENGE IS A GOOD ONE, DIS SORTING SHIT'S LIKE A SINGLE LEVEL UP FROM FUCKING FIZZ BUZZ.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 7:25

>>91 mines freshly invented in english ;D so I Win!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 7:27

>>96
WHAT DA FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? AND WHAT'S TAKING DA FUCKIN CHALLENGER SO LONG TO POST HIS FUCKING CODE?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 7:31

*beep* it posted ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 7:31

dubs!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 7:33

>>98
GET OUT OF HERE YA FUCKING RETOID. YA CAN'T BEAT >>71 AT BEING A COMPLETE RETOID AND YA DAMN WELL KNOW IT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 18:15

I have some ideas for challenges, but I don't give enough fucks to actually code for /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 18:59

>>101
YOU ARE A FUCKING SHMUCK

IT IS PROGRAMMING
YOU PROGRAM

NOT CODING
NOT CODE

I BET YOU CALL PROGRAMS "APPS" TOO YOU FUCKING SHMUCK

Name: Coder 2013-04-21 19:05

>>102
u mad?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 19:09

>>103
newfag from 2010 detected
go back to lereddit

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 19:28

>>104
so mad

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 19:33

>>105
le newfag face

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 20:34

>>85,86
HURRY UP AND SHOW YOUR CODE, YA FUCKIN COWARD.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 20:39

>>102
Coding is a term used to refer to the drone-type work in which one cranks out code and implements known algorithms arranged to work together as a program by programmers. The coder and programmer is often the same person, leading to confusion.

Additionally, programs are either system software or application software. Application software is often shortened to the term "app". Due to the more common nature of application software, there is a common misconception that "app" is used to mean "program", when in actuality it is specifying the type of program as being application software.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:19

>>101,102,108
GET UR SHIT OUT OF MY THREAD UNLESS U HAVE A FUCKIN CHALLENGE

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:22

>>107 but i haven't written it yet ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:32

>>110
SO WRITE IT YA FUCKING RETOID. I WROTE DAT SHIT IN ABOUT TEN FUCKING MINUTES. IF YOU DON'T POST IT 24 HOURS AFTER MY FUCKING ACCEPT, YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED JUST LIKE THAT FIZZBUZZ RETOID. GET UR SHIT TOGETHER AND WRITE A FUCKING PROGRAM, OR DON'T CHALLENGE ME YA FUCKIN RETOID.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:34

>>110
PUT IT THIS WAY: THE SHITTIER YOU CHALLENGERS ARE, THE LONGER I'M GONNA SHIT UP THIS BOARD. I'M AFTER A TRUE C PROGRAMMER, NOT A FUCKING WIMP WHO WANTS TO CRAWL BACK INTO HIS MOTHER'S WOMB.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:37

I SUGGEST ONE OF YOU FUCKERS GET YOUR BELOVED KODAK THE FUCKING CAMERA BACK ON THIS BOARD. GET SOMEONE WHO HAS THE LITERACY SKILLS TO ACTUALLY FUCKING REED THE STANDARD. TOO MANY SHITTY STACK BOYS AND MATH BOYS ON THIS FUCKING BOARD.

AND IF THIS FUCKING WIMP ISN'T GOING TO POST HIS CODE, SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD GET IT DONE. ALTHOUGH I GUARANTEE IT WON'T BE MUCH BETTER THAN MY OWN, BEING SUCH A STUPIDLY SIMPLE PROGRAM, AT LEAST THE PERSON WHO PARTICIPATES MIGHT FUCKING LEARN SOMETHING FROM MY CRITICISM AND MY CODE.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:40

>>111 but did you just implement 'MY' synthetic sort..? Or did you build something else..?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:42

>>114
I IMPLEMENTED THE PROGRAM DESCRIBED IN POSTS >>85 AND >>86 YA FUCKING RETOID.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:47

ugh..

const mval = 500;
int r[1001];

int coot[mval+1];

int j=0;

for(int i=0;, i<1000; i++){
  r[i] = rnd() * mval;
  coot[r[i]]++;
  }

for(i=0; i<mval; i++)
  while(coot[i]>0){
    r[j] = i;
    coot[i]--;
    }

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:47

this guy is so fucking annoying
just like everybody else on this shit textboard

i swear i am going to hack you fuckers and pwn your computers

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:47

>>116
WHERE'S YOUR main FUNCTION YA FUCKING RETOIND?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:48

*j++

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 21:54

this is C so int main(..) is implied ;D
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