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Lambda A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-04-20 13:08
Let's get down to business. You hate me, /prog/, and I hate you. Being a Calculus, I am unsatisfied with my programming skill and seek improvement. I challenge any of you who take pride in your skill with C to engage in the following game:
- Put down a challenge. A criteria for a program that both of us shall implement with C.
- Wait for me to accept your challenge. I don't accept those stupid challenges you find on that project euler website. Math doesn't interest me, "such that there exists"-boys. The exercises in K&R2 and, perhaps simple Unix programs, are good examples of the kinds of programs that interest me. You know, useful ones.
- Post your code.
- Wait for me to post my code.
If your program is fancier than my own and yields little criticism from one Lambda A. Calculus, I shall leave /prog/. I'm open to other stakes as well.
I await your challenges and, if any stupid stack boys want to challenge me, go for it.
>>160
OK, SO DESCRIBE HOW UR diff IS GOING TO FUNCTION. OUTPUT FORMAT, ARGUMENT FLAGS, NUMBER OF INPUT FILES, ETC.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 19:03
>>162
Same output format as traditional diff:
prog.c
- Shalom, hymie!
- LEEEEEEL
+ LE FUCKIN/G/ RETOID FACE XD
Arguments: diff file1 file2, doesn't accept argument flags. Only two files. Violating these rules will cause a LEL Fault: Didn't read the standard.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 19:20
>>160,163 longest common subsequent problem
YA, DATS REEL FUCKIN KOOL. SEEING AS I'VE NEVER IMPLEMENTED ONE IN MY LIFE, I DONT THINK I'M GONNA START NOW.
>>168
DA BETTER OPTION IS TO HAVE SERVERS DAT SHARE DAT DATA AMONG EACH OTHER. DAT WAY U DON'T CLUTTER UP USERS DISKS WITH SHIT DEY DON'T WANT, AND UR SHIT'S STILL ACCESSIBLE IF U TURN UR COMPUTER OFF.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 20:05
>>160
OK, U SEEM LIKE UR EAGER TO PARTICIPATE IN A CHALLENGE AND I'VE THOUGHT OF A GOOD PROGRAM, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YA A SPORTING CHANCE. I CHALLENGE YA TO WRITE A PROGRAM THAT READS LINES FROM stdin, BREAKS 'EM UP IN A SIMILAR WAY THAT SHELLS DO BEFORE PASSING AN ARGUMENT LIST TO exec*, AND PRINTS EACH ARGUMENT ON A NEW LINE. FAIRLY STRAIGHTFORWARD WITH NO FANCY ALGORITHMS. SOME SAMPLE INPUT/OUTPUT PAIRS:
Input:
The "quick brown fox" jumped over the "lazy dogs". Output:
The
quick brown fox
jumped
over
the
lazy dogs.
Input:
such"that there"exists some stupid "math"boys. Output:
suchthat thereexists
some
stupid
mathboys.
BASICALLY DA SAME BEHAVIOUR AS bash EXCEPT DAT U ONLY NEED TO WORRY ABOUT BLANKS AND DOUBLE QUOTES, NO ESCAPE SEQUENCES OR ANY OF DAT SHIT.
NOW DAT'S DA KIND OF CHALLENGE DAT'S SUITABLE FOR DIS THREAD. IF U DONT LIKE DIS ONE U COULD COME UP WITH A SIMILAR PROGRAM OF UR OWN. BUT IF U ACCEPT DIS DEN I'LL BE SO KIND AS TO POST MY CODE FIRST (BUT U NEED TO UPLOAD UR SHIT TO ideone OR SOME OTHER WEBSITE THAT'LL GIVE U A TIMESTAMP BEFORE ACCEPTING). OR U COULD JUST ACCEPT AND SAY U WANNA POST FIRST, THEN I'LL SAY "DATS NICE U FUCKIN RETOID" AND UPLOAD MY SHIT, WAIT FOR UR POST, AND THEN U POST. WATEVER.
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Holy shit Lambda A. Calculus, you've got 188 replies and the only thing you've implemented is fucking Fizz Buzz. You really are a shit tier programmer. Get fucked.
IN >>164 I WAS QUOTING A WIKIPEDIA PAGE BUT I COULDN'T BE FUCKED CITING IT. GOT A PROBLEM WITH DAT YA FUCKIN RETOID?
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:20
>>188
SEE >>130 AND LEARN TO REED BEFORE U ACT LIKE A FUCKIN RETOID.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:24
>>188
CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS. UR NOW THE NUMBER ONE CANDIDATE FOR THE /prog/ AWARD FOR RETOIDATION. U'VE SURPASSED >>71 IN BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING JACKASS.
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:27
>>184
SO ARE YA GONNA ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE YA FUCKIN WIMP?
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:31
I challenge you to complete the banana programming challenge in ANSI C
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:31
LET'S SEE WHAT RETOIDS WE HAVE AT THIS CURRENT POINT IN TIME.
WE GOT >>188, A JACKASS WHO PRETENDS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD WITHOUT EVEN FUCKING REEDING IT.
AND WE GOT >>184, ANOTHER RETOID WHOSE LITERACY SKILLS ARE SO SHITTY DAT HE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND MY FUCKING GAME. HE JUST SPLURTS OUT DESE STUPIDLY COMPLICATED PROGRAMMING CHALLENGES THINKING I GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT 'EM, THEN BACKS OUT WHEN I INVITE HIM TO DO SOMETHING AS FUCKING SIMPLE AS >>173.
WHEN ARE SOME REAL FUCKING PROGRAMMERS GONNA GROW SOME BALLS AND CHALLENGE ME?
AND WHEN DA FUCK IS >>147 GONNA POST HIS FUCKIN CODE?
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Anonymous2013-04-22 21:32
>>193
YEAH, GOOD ONE YA STUPID RETOID. *ROLLS MY FUCKIN EYEBALLS*