The Challenge

Let's get down to business. You hate me, /prog/, and I hate you. Being a Calculus, I am unsatisfied with my programming skill and seek improvement. I challenge any of you who take pride in your skill with C to engage in the following game:

- Put down a challenge. A criteria for a program that both of us shall implement with C.
- Wait for me to accept your challenge. I don't accept those stupid challenges you find on that project euler website. Math doesn't interest me, "such that there exists"-boys. The exercises in K&R2 and, perhaps simple Unix programs, are good examples of the kinds of programs that interest me. You know, useful ones.
- Post your code.
- Wait for me to post my code.

If your program is fancier than my own and yields little criticism from one Lambda A. Calculus, I shall leave /prog/. I'm open to other stakes as well.

I await your challenges and, if any stupid stack boys want to challenge me, go for it.

I got one for you.. You say that you are a master programmer, correct?

Go write an Artificial Intelligence program that can do the following, but before this:

-Don't bullshit and start writing in all caps like the little baby and refuse challenges, no math and shit.
-Don't whine about, it can already be done.
-Just do it faggot.

The AI will need to do the following:
-Self-learn video capturing whenever a video plays on the computer or streamed.
-Able to upload the recording to a file server and cough up a link of said URL where the recording of the video is found.
-Able to find similar videos of ones it recorded, if only it's a partial recording, it still should be able to get links by analyzing / self-learning.

Prove /prog/ you are a master programmer, faggot. Don't start the fucking caps, just accept and fucking do it.