The Challenge

Let's get down to business. You hate me, /prog/, and I hate you. Being a Calculus, I am unsatisfied with my programming skill and seek improvement. I challenge any of you who take pride in your skill with C to engage in the following game:

- Put down a challenge. A criteria for a program that both of us shall implement with C.
- Wait for me to accept your challenge. I don't accept those stupid challenges you find on that project euler website. Math doesn't interest me, "such that there exists"-boys. The exercises in K&R2 and, perhaps simple Unix programs, are good examples of the kinds of programs that interest me. You know, useful ones.
- Post your code.
- Wait for me to post my code.

If your program is fancier than my own and yields little criticism from one Lambda A. Calculus, I shall leave /prog/. I'm open to other stakes as well.

I await your challenges and, if any stupid stack boys want to challenge me, go for it.

>>19
ITS FUNNY HOW U KIDS THINK FIZZ BUZZ ACTUALLY MEANS ANYTHING. IT'S FOR FUCKIN BABIES, DEMONSTRATES ZERO PROGRAMMING ABILITY. IF U WANT A C89 VERSION TO SHOW OFF TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS SO BADLY, THEN READ DA FUCKIN STANDARD. DECLARE i AT DA TOP OF main's BLOCK, DECLARE THE ARRAY AS A FUCKING OBJECT, AND ADD "return 0;" TO DA FUCKING TAIL OF main's BLOCK. REALLY FUCKING HARD ISNT IT? FIZZ BUZZ IS DA KIND OF SHIT YOU GIVE TO RETOIDS, DONT FUCKIN INSULT ME.

BUT WHY DA FUCK AM I TELLIN YOU THIS? U'VE PROBABLY SCAMPERED OFF LIKE DA REST OF DA COWARDS ON /prog/ BY NOW. WHAT WAS UR 'real challenge'? A FUCKIN HELLO WORLD PROGRAM? MAYBE UR CHALLENGE WAS cat. AT LEAST DAT WOULD BE A HALFWAY DECENT CHALLENGE, BUT IT WOULD ACCURATELY REFLECT UR LACK OF CREATIVITY. U GUYS ARE FUCKIN DENSE.