I'm in my mid-20s and have a BS in Internetworking Technology from a decent university, in addition to A+, Server+, Linux+, and CCNA certifications. However, I am also socially retarded, for a lack of a better term. How do I get someone to hire me? I can work well independently, but I'm shit when it comes to working in a group. I also suck at job interviews and things of that nature.
I know this doesn't really belong in /prog/, but /tech/ and /comp/ are utter shit.
And don't tell me to go back to the imageboards, because I'm not from them.
And don't tell me to go back to the imageboards, because I'm not from them.[/spoiler]
Of course you are. You used the word "thread". Imageboard users say "thread" (at least that's what I heard, I've never been there of course). Ergo, you must go back to the imageboards.
>>1 I am also socially retarded
That's not autism you fucking moron I hope you choke on a cock, you are not fucking autistic nor is anyone here in /prog/. If you were autistic you wouldn't even know how to get here. Social awkwardness is not autism and who thinks otherwise should just shut the fuck up and not spread misinformation.
You may not be the imageboards, but you are just as idiotic.
>>11
Such behaviours as ``not respecting a community/society rules bcuz im rebl lol'' are only a sign of profound lack of self esteem and confidence. Take your social disorders back to /soc/, /b/, /g/ or whatever.
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Anonymous2011-05-06 13:30
>>13
I don't see any rules here, is that some autistic fantasy?
>>5
I was actually officially diagnosed as high-functioning autistic. I know a lot of people like to self-diagnose, but this is genuine AutismTM, although it's definitely not the most severe case ever.
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Anonymous2011-05-06 15:22
Why would an autistic person have difficulty locating /prog/? Do you think autism=drooling mental patients that recite pi to 100000th digit and have to be restrained?
>>23
No, but the internet is literally filled with idiots that self-diagnose because ``woah dude im autistic thats means that im special xD so thats why i dont hav friends its the autism its not me that I'M A FUCKING COMPLETE MORON WHO CAN'T RELATE WITH PEOPLE''.
It's a matter of locating /prog/ or not, it's a matter of probability. For each real autistic on the internet, there are at least, being optimistic, 1000 self-diagnosed oh-god-why-cant-i-have-friends idiot.
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Anonymous2011-05-06 16:12
>>25
and then there's this faggot, who likes to pretend that he knows more than he really does
>>26
And then there's this faggot, who likes to pretend that he knows more than people who like to pretend that they know more than they really do than he really does.
>>27
And then there's this faggot, who likes to pretend that he knows more than people who like to pretend that they know more than people who like to pretend that they really do than he really does.
>>28
And then there's this faggot, who likes to pretend that he knows more than people who like to pretend that they know more than people who like to pretend that they know more than people who like to pretend that they know more than they really do than they really do than they really do than he really does.
>>25
No, retard, there aren't any of those. You just dream that up every time you see anything about autism because you're a retard who likes to think things don't exist and words don't have meaning.
My brother really has autism and he posts here on /prog/. All he really does is start new threads that he thinks are REALLY FUNNY which are actually nonsense.
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Anonymous2011-05-07 2:51
IRC FOR NON-NIGGERS
Server: whatisthiscomputer.dyndns.org
Channel: #trollchat
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Anonymous2011-05-07 2:53
>>36
those threads repeating words in titles/email/subject? He probably thinks its some autistic trolling method.
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Anonymous2011-05-07 3:21
>>38
yeah... some of that is him. As sad as it may be, some other /prog/riders have started to copy him. He only posts here because he knows it annoys me.
>>36,39
Sorry for the request of your personal information, but it is required, for if you didn't know, /prog/ is current waging a war against the disease known as autism. Or maybe embracing it, I'm not sure which.
Regardless, please don't take this request to have any bearing on an attempt towards discrimination.
Which of your parents was responsible for contributing the genetic defect to your brother? The male or female one?
>>41
I figured that much. I've had off-hand interactions with autists and assburgers and generally noticed the traits come from their mothers. It seems to me like phenotypes for the conditions, although recessive, are displayed in other ways than a straight up disorder. Just my 2 cents.
In other words, I herd there's a way to cure autism, or at least mitigate its negative effects. It involves using some sort of new computer interfaces.
I don't have time to research autism because I don't really care that much. But I know one thing about it: those with real (not internet-) autism probably never go online, and definitely don't speak, act like toddlers, and bang on shit constantly. Who knows what else.