How do autists get jobs? (serious thread)

I'm in my mid-20s and have a BS in Internetworking Technology from a decent university, in addition to A+, Server+, Linux+, and CCNA certifications. However, I am also socially retarded, for a lack of a better term. How do I get someone to hire me? I can work well independently, but I'm shit when it comes to working in a group. I also suck at job interviews and things of that nature.

I know this doesn't really belong in /prog/, but /tech/ and /comp/ are utter shit.
And don't tell me to go back to the imageboards, because I'm not from them.

>>1
I am also socially retarded
That's not autism you fucking moron I hope you choke on a cock, you are not fucking autistic nor is anyone here in /prog/. If you were autistic you wouldn't even know how to get here. Social awkwardness is not autism and who thinks otherwise should just shut the fuck up and not spread misinformation.
You may not be the imageboards, but you are just as idiotic.

How do I get someone to hire me?
Grow some balls.

>>3
You are either an idioIHBT