How do autists get jobs? (serious thread)

I'm in my mid-20s and have a BS in Internetworking Technology from a decent university, in addition to A+, Server+, Linux+, and CCNA certifications. However, I am also socially retarded, for a lack of a better term. How do I get someone to hire me? I can work well independently, but I'm shit when it comes to working in a group. I also suck at job interviews and things of that nature.

I know this doesn't really belong in /prog/, but /tech/ and /comp/ are utter shit.
And don't tell me to go back to the imageboards, because I'm not from them.

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<sub>Sorry for the request of your personal information, but it is required, for if you didn't know, /prog/ is current waging a war against the disease known as autism. Or maybe embracing it, I'm not sure which.

Regardless, please don't take this request to have any bearing on an attempt towards discrimination.

Which of your parents was responsible for contributing the genetic defect to your brother? The male or female one?</sub>