How do autists get jobs? (serious thread)

I'm in my mid-20s and have a BS in Internetworking Technology from a decent university, in addition to A+, Server+, Linux+, and CCNA certifications. However, I am also socially retarded, for a lack of a better term. How do I get someone to hire me? I can work well independently, but I'm shit when it comes to working in a group. I also suck at job interviews and things of that nature.

I know this doesn't really belong in /prog/, but /tech/ and /comp/ are utter shit.
And don't tell me to go back to the imageboards, because I'm not from them.

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I figured that much. I've had off-hand interactions with autists and assburgers and generally noticed the traits come from their mothers. It seems to me like phenotypes for the conditions, although recessive, are displayed in other ways than a straight up disorder. Just my 2 cents.

In other words, I herd there's a way to cure autism, or at least mitigate its negative effects. It involves using some sort of new computer interfaces.