How do autists get jobs? (serious thread)

I'm in my mid-20s and have a BS in Internetworking Technology from a decent university, in addition to A+, Server+, Linux+, and CCNA certifications. However, I am also socially retarded, for a lack of a better term. How do I get someone to hire me? I can work well independently, but I'm shit when it comes to working in a group. I also suck at job interviews and things of that nature.

I know this doesn't really belong in /prog/, but /tech/ and /comp/ are utter shit.
And don't tell me to go back to the imageboards, because I'm not from them.

>>11
Such behaviours as ``not respecting a community/society rules bcuz im rebl lol'' are only a sign of profound lack of self esteem and confidence. Take your social disorders back to /soc/, /b/, /g/ or whatever.