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How do autists get jobs? (serious thread)

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-06 1:40

I'm in my mid-20s and have a BS in Internetworking Technology from a decent university, in addition to A+, Server+, Linux+, and CCNA certifications. However, I am also socially retarded, for a lack of a better term. How do I get someone to hire me? I can work well independently, but I'm shit when it comes to working in a group. I also suck at job interviews and things of that nature.

I know this doesn't really belong in /prog/, but /tech/ and /comp/ are utter shit.
And don't tell me to go back to the imageboards, because I'm not from them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-06 6:25

>>5
i'm autistic, fuck you guy

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-06 10:36

>>10
Such details as "putting space after > sign" are only relevant to people with profound autism(i only have a mild version, i don't care).

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-06 11:13

>>11
aspie detected

Name: Autistic Duck 2011-05-06 14:04

..And make monkey noises.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-06 15:09

>>5
I was actually officially diagnosed as high-functioning autistic. I know a lot of people like to self-diagnose, but this is genuine AutismTM, although it's definitely not the most severe case ever.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-06 16:12

>>25
and then there's this faggot, who likes to pretend that he knows more than he really does

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 2:48

My brother really has autism and he posts here on /prog/. All he really does is start new threads that he thinks are REALLY FUNNY which are actually nonsense.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:38

>>41
I figured that much. I've had off-hand interactions with autists and assburgers and generally noticed the traits come from their mothers. It seems to me like phenotypes for the conditions, although recessive, are displayed in other ways than a straight up disorder. Just my 2 cents.

In other words, I herd there's a way to cure autism, or at least mitigate its negative effects. It involves using some sort of new computer interfaces.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:41

>>42
#back to /idiot/ please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:53

>>1,7,11,12,17,22,26,36,42-900

I don't have time to research autism because I don't really care that much. But I know one thing about it: those with real (not internet-) autism probably never go online, and definitely don't speak, act like toddlers, and bang on shit constantly. Who knows what else.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:59

>>44
Look up Chris Chan

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 4:15

>>45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSWVY5gU_GU
He's sunk to an all time low it seems.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 4:26

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 5:36

>>36
I don't think you have a brother. Enjoy your hugbox.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 6:03

>>36
Is your brother the Cereal Experiments Grain guy?  If so, tell him "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!"

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 12:54

>>39
That thing started years ago with the ``opiates'' spam.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 20:07

smoke weed everyday niggers!

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