In a couple of thrads on /b/ several /b/tards including myself were talking about abstainin from masturbating for a week. This thread is here to continue the discussion and record the progress of those who have chosen to participate.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 20:31
sounds like a plan.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 20:33
third
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Happy McFappy2006-05-29 20:34
I'm in.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 20:35
4th.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 20:35
Day 1
It's been.. 4 hours.. since the last fap...
I don't think I can make it.. vision.. blacking out.. becoming.. blurry..
Haven't eaten in hours.. sleeping is hard..
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Anonymous2006-05-29 20:40
hay guys whats goin on in this thread????
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Anonymous2006-05-29 20:41
if you're in, post with a tripcode so we know you're not some troll trying to mess it up. this should be a public diary, so daily updates are preferable! if you fail, report back and tell us why! :3
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Anonymous2006-05-29 20:41
Ok. It's a deal. Nop fappage until next week.
Wait can I still have sex with my gf? Or is that a no no too...
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Anonymous2006-05-29 20:42
>>9
I still don't know how freaking tripcodes work. Tell me and I'll do it
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Anonymous2006-05-29 20:42
>>9
sex is fail. get her to do it too! you'll be more than ready to go in 7 days.
>>13
ok well think of it this way, sex is a good fail. nobody really loses, it's just a test of self control. keep us updated on what happens, has-a-girlfriend-san.
Fuck, I *almost* forgot. Thanks, /b/ for reminding me.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 21:50
fuck yeah I'm in
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Anonymous2006-05-29 21:51
THIS SHOULD BE IN /VIP/
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Gokhan!0K.vsut5nQ2006-05-29 21:52
Alright I'm a part of this shit!...
I'm bored...
must not masturbate...
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abstinence-chan!OhdUaQjQWw2006-05-29 21:55
hay is this thing on? okay lol
so DAY 1... let's get this out of the way. i am a 19 year old female. i haven't masturbated in 4 days and i was in the mood to earlier but no cheating!! i'm going for 7 more days. ganbatte!
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squirt2006-05-29 21:56
Cool. im totally in this.
would 5 minutes later be too soon?
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Anonymous2006-05-29 21:59
you faggots need to watch less seinfeld.
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Murdock!Wqlx42XAKg2006-05-29 21:59
Day: 1 | 1900 hours
Tempted by dickgirl manga, I almost strayed. However, I was saved by a call from my brother. Going to play halo 2 now, will update later ;o
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:01
hay guys
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Bleaven!legend2006-05-29 22:03 (sage)
Sure, whatever. It's not as if it's hard this early on (ba dum, tsshh).
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:04
Ha ha. How I failed tripcode, idior.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:05
Day 2
I've been wearing the damn space suit since yesterday. My skin's getting grimy and feels itchy all over. The goddamn dogs have been looking at me funny, so I decided not to feed them today. Screw 'em.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:08
Fuck this hahaha i masturbatedfdddddddddddd
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THE KOOL AID MAN!Zp9aXXIxhs2006-05-29 22:08
Getting in on this. God, this week's gonna be hell.
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122862006-05-29 22:09
i'm going to do the exact opposite of this, i'll try to masturbate EVERY DAY FOR ONE WEEK.
i don't normally do that so it should be hard, although, i think my girlfreind (we don't have sex at this point) might stay over so it could be difficult, i'll wing it though.
MASTURBATION'T'T MARATHON BEGINS TONITE!
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:09
I'm in on it, although I am in late.
My record for non-fappage is 2 weeks, so you are all going down.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:11
/r/ non-fappage music to add to my playlist
I have 'best I can' and 'holy diver'
I would add 'eye of the tiger' but that's a bit cliche
what else?
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:11
if you want to jump during or after the 7 day period, that's okay. just chronicle your days starting at Day 1, and go as long as you can.
nothing says you have to stop at 7 days, but it is the minimum goal for this..
Okay guys, 20 year old male, haven't fapped since yesterday, joining in! Oblivion will keep me strong.
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!#s7MO43C0HBJE0Zo2006-05-29 22:12
OK i'm totally game for this, the strange thing is, i'm taking some medication and the side effect is errectile dysfunction, it means when i'm hard, i stay that way and cant cum for upto an hour. so you can see why i'm willing to participate.
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THE KOOL AID MAN!Zp9aXXIxhs2006-05-29 22:16
Day 1: Haven't fapped for 30 minutes now. Growing weak. Playing FFVI on ROM to keep my mind off it--have tried several times to thrust my penis into Terra's hair onscreen. Hair will not budge.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:20
I haven't fapped since this morning, so I guess I'll join in.
So far so good, it's at the third day that it reeeaaaally get's under my skin.
B.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:24
I am so fickin' in baby.
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~nikko~ (yeah faggot blah)2006-05-29 22:25
um, does this include no sex with GF? and no, i DON'T mean guardian force, weaboo.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:25
18 year old male. No job, out of college. I have been masturbating on an average of 7 times a day since I got out of school.
Just recently I deleted 30 gigabytes of porn and tried to quit, but gave in within minutes. It's Monday night - so I will return next Monday night and tell you that I have not masturbated in a week. We, with eachother's support, are stronger than this. I can do it. Thanks guys.
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D!5oBeM29YDA2006-05-29 22:34
Day 1.
My tummy hurts. My left hand unconciously gravitates towards my dick, but I catch myself then pull away. This is much harder than I tought. I wish I had just jerked it this morning like I wanted to. God my boner was huge. I'm starting to get goosebumps. I can't help it... Every now and then, I think about my friend's hot little sister... and there's nothing I can do about it. only 6 more days to go.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:35
>>45
no orgasms. anything but. see posts 9/11/13/15
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:36
avoid the thread in /b/. it's full of porn now.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:37
Holy crap you guys are useless shits.
One week is so fucking easy. At best I only wank 1-2 times a week, and it feels so much better for it.
Just watch during exam time, your body practically shuts down.
It also helps if you have a social/work life that can keep you away from the computer for extended periods.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:40
you all fail. I've been going strong for three months already.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:43
>>51
That's nothing to brag about. Once you break a week you could go forever if you want. Your dick shuts down from misuse, that's all. You're sterile. Way to pride.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:46
I'm in, and I vote that sex is ok cause I have sex everyday yet feel the urge to masturbate still.
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:46
Yea im in for this, just told my girlfriend and now she's not helping me any, infact, she just upped on a webcam show... i dont know if i should accept it
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:48
>>54
Post screencaps : )
On June 5 we can all jerk it to your girlfriend siemultaneously
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:50
irc.rizon.net
#4chabstain
BROTHERLY SUPPORT
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:51
>>55
would, but i care for her more than i do /b/tards :P
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pedrobear!D38c.UEOd62006-05-29 22:53
day 1: not too bad
expect real update tomorrow
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:55
I too will not fap for seven days. I might have an advantage, as student housing does not lend itself well to sexy privacy!
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sfp!TSxy81isdQ2006-05-29 22:55
I'm in, as this is the most unconventional idea since fried rice.
I haven't fapped this entire day, and I shall certainly make it to the fifth and beyond!
Seriously, this stuff is groundbreaking.
(Did I failed tripfaggage, by the way?)
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Anonymous2006-05-29 22:55
22 years old. fapped like 5 times on memorial day. I need a break. a week aint that long. its on.
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!test2006-05-29 22:56
DAY ONE
9:00 PM, May 29. I have just discovered this thread. JUNE 6, HERE I COME!
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PenisPenisPenis !lolzpenis2006-05-29 22:57
11 yearold lol-I mean, 19 yearold mal, havn't fapped for like 20 hours. Joining your cause. This will be good for me.
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-05-29 22:58
>>62
Fuck, I forgot how to tripcode. I'm too used to posting as Anonymous.
Why the hell are you people not fapping? What's the point?
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Anon!5I.iP9SuF62006-05-29 23:00
Somebody called for an exterminator?
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Nytshade!e77NstAGks2006-05-29 23:00
sure i am in
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Anonymous2006-05-29 23:00
I'm sorry, maybe I'm missing something here: what if someone DOES fap... but SAYS he doesn't?
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Anonymous2006-05-29 23:00
>>67
THERE IS THIS WHOREHOUSE DOWN HERE IN SOUTHERN CALI THAT SAID FOR EVERY ANONYMOUS WHO GOES WITHOUT FAPPING FOR 7 DAYS, THEY'LL LET US FUCK ONE OF THEIR GIRLS!
day 1 almost over... breaking out in a cold sweat
dont know if I will make the first part of this trial
must try to sleep
work in the morning...
3gigs of porn downloading since last night... 10 minutes till done... must avoid watching it
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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Anonymous2006-05-29 23:03
Guys: YEAH RIGHT!
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Anonymous2006-05-29 23:03
Female, and I haven't masturbated in over a month. :o My record is 4 months, hmm, wonder if I can go longer.
>>67
The point is to exhibit/practice self-control.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 0:38
I'm in...Now I'm out.
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Keeper2006-05-30 0:39
Day 2
Went to the Infirmary because my back is all swollen and feels itchy. They put
a big bandage on it and told me I didn't need to wear the suit anymore. All I
wanna do is sleep.
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!cocks2006-05-30 0:39
Day 1
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faggot!Ep8pui8Vw22006-05-30 0:44
day 1
I woke up, ate smoe cereal. It made me horny. I almost fapped to that dog on the cookie crisp box, but I decided against it.
I logged onto 4chan, joined the fap contest, I hope I last.
Took a shower.. Was very tempted... Thankfully I had a fit of diarrhea that made me lost that tempation. The feeling of glass forcing through my anus was not fun. No more tacos for me.
I finished my shower and came back to write a messege about my day.
I wrote:
day 1
I woke up, ate smoe cereal. It-Oh shi-
Time for bed, good luck!
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Anonymous2006-05-30 0:45
Joining in. Failure immenint
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darkmage!OiTLuDdRbI2006-05-30 0:45
day 1
haven't fapped at all today, no desire either
sorry im late joining in but i'll keep up w/ this
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ReWonderland2006-05-30 0:47
Alright, I'm in o_o;
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Anonymous2006-05-30 0:54
day 1
fapped
game over
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lol!geMPrq7noU2006-05-30 0:58
I'm in too :3.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 1:00
day 1 too tired to even try to fap. Hopefull day 2 will be the same.
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meltingwax!1d2rchEgQo2006-05-30 1:07
i'm in.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 1:09
I have a g/f and she wants sex nightly. What should I do?
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Anonymous2006-05-30 1:10
I'm up for that.
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Jaceryl!qtgzGnzU5U2006-05-30 1:18
19 year old male joining. I haven't fapped since earlier today. I really have nothing that's going to keep me strong, and I'm currently reading through the Fate/Stay Night game, which (as we all know) is full of h-scenes. Mmm, I'm gonna hate myself this week. =D
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Bisque!MzYxEVwux.2006-05-30 1:20
I'm in. 20 year old male, no job, no girlfriend. Can't recall the last time I fapped.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 1:22
17 year old horny bastard. I haven't masturbated today and hopefully I'll break my two a day habit. Wish me luck
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Anonymous2006-05-30 1:25
lol@1228
i get 5 in a day, laaaame
participating in this though
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Anonymous2006-05-30 1:27
damn it, had I seen this when I got home I would've had a chance :@. Came back from a 5 day trip yesterday. Not starting over this time though.
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beef_e!Bw0.Hy9tGg2006-05-30 1:29
I blew it
all over the place
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Anonymous2006-05-30 1:34
I get none, I dont know how
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Anonymous2006-05-30 1:40
How about this: I've won every week for the past 19 years. Top that!!
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Anonymous2006-05-30 1:42
im in.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 1:44
uh... This is going to be so much cake its not even funny.
Beginning now. I normally masturbate two or three times a day, so this will be difficult. Making it easier is that my girlfriend is out-of-town until the end of the month. So, one week -- I think I can do it.
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THE KOOL AID MAN!Zp9aXXIxhs2006-05-30 1:51
GODDAMMIT, ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS AND BLEW MY LOAD
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~desu2006-05-30 1:58
O SHI-!. Somebody just posted some fur-fag shit on /b/.
Sorry to disappoint you guys but my dicks calling to me!.
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zappy!uw59rPAKyY2006-05-30 2:06
I need to pay more attention to 4chan.
day #1
no problem
>>146
The competition appears to be stiff, advantage me.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 2:10
>>146
i knew furfags and desufags were one and the same...
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Anonymous2006-05-30 2:21
wet dream = fail.
just so you know.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 2:48
No way, night time release is acceptable.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 2:54
I am still the master of my own domain
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Anonymous2006-05-30 2:55
Oh also, once you get over day 2/3 it's all good from there =D
Okay, I cranked one out just before seeing this thread. So I guess I have a deadline of monday, midnight then. I have bookmarked this discussion and I will try to keep up to date on this.
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happy fapper2006-05-30 3:25
k, just finished fapping to sum demon girl porn then saw a thread on /b. i'm a bit late but I'll try to go 7 days. it wouldn';t be so bad if i didn't automaticly open my pron folder wen i log on to my comp. it's a habit. alright, time check is 2:35am June 30.
I'm gonna fap once cause I just finished downloading this video. After that I'm in.
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ejflute!BWngAEiyZk2006-05-30 5:34
Ok bring this shit on.
Also when we're done there will be a crazy flood of porn and semen around these parts. (more than usual)
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Anonymous2006-05-30 5:39
I once haven't fapped for a month, to proof my gf that i could
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Anonymous2006-05-30 5:39
if you're in, post with a trip code so we know you between posts
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Anonymous2006-05-30 5:41
I don't understand the tripcodestuff, but I'm not in anyway, i know i can, so I don't have to proof a thing :P
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Anonymous2006-05-30 5:50
time check
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Anonymous2006-05-30 5:50
Holy shit, I just downloaded some hawt japanese dickgirl porn too. Anyway, I'm in.
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Vicious-chan !XUywXrYWA.2006-05-30 5:52
: (
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-05-30 5:53
*sigh*
A bit late, but I wanna join in.
fapped this morning, will start the clock May 30th, noon. (it's 11:52 here now)
I have a wild night planned out with my girlfriend on the 6th of June... Teacher's pet schoolgirl costume + anal sex was the deal, it'll be motherfucking hard not to cum if she refuses to wait for the next good opportunity...
Damn, even thinking about that made me stiff.
This will potentially be harder than my cock... Wish me luck 4chan.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 5:55
someone is posting hawt porn in the /b/ thread again :/
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Mazuro!JFFizZTz3A2006-05-30 5:56
Why the hell not, I didn't ahve time to fap before work today so I'm in.
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D-chan2006-05-30 5:56
Hmm, i just fapped not 2 minutes b4 seeing this. oh well im in too
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Mazuro!JFFizZTz3A2006-05-30 5:56
Apparently I also did not have time to proofread my post.
Oh God... I'm going to see my Gf in a few hows... Should I pack mace? Or possibly a 200volt cattle prod?
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Anonymous2006-05-30 6:21
>>181
the important thing is that she leaves satisfied. be careful!
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Gokhan!j7NbqbCkFQ2006-05-30 6:25
Day 2
Woke Up
Felt Disoriented
had to put down a glass of water to open door with other hand
Feel like a retard
Fell down about 5 steps when I tripped down the stairs this morning
new porn I was waiting for came in the mail and 3gigs of porn finished downloading on my compy
Didnt watch any of it
I took a shower brushed my teeth killed the black knight
Still I refuse to fap
now I am about to leave for work
I'll Report back later
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Anonymous2006-05-30 6:37
I stayed the weekend at my cousins, where I refuse to fap, if only to appease my sense of what it is to be a good guest. Three day weekend, too. So, since I was busy hanging out with my cousins and playing games, it wasnt an issue except when I woke up in the morning. Well, on the morning of the third day, it seems I had an erotic dream. I woke up in time to get to the bathroom to prevent any mess. Anyway, I seemed to have failed it. I went home and had a good fap to make sure it doesnt happen again.
Good luck to the rest of you. 3 days appears to be my max.
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surok!t8mcNNeYXU2006-05-30 6:37
Ok Im in starting Now
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Anonymous2006-05-30 6:48
Started yesterday. I'll see you on the other side of the finish line.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 6:49
I'm on it like flies on dead meat
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Vael!XksB4AwhxU2006-05-30 7:08
Day 2 begins.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 7:12
Started yesterday. I'll make it through if I remember it.
Somehow, I doubt I'll last till June 5th. I probably won't last till this afternoon. I might just forget about it by this afternoon.
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Elric Banana!BfJm1Jslng2006-05-30 8:08
fuck it, i'm out.
or will be in a little while.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:08
Havent masturbated for a loooooooong time (more than a year) :P
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Green Cave2006-05-30 8:10
>>114 is me.
DAY ONE
MAY 30
TIME ELAPSED: 13 (Thirteen) Hours
After my shower, I turned on my PC and went online. Disturbingly, the order of tabs I opened was 4chan -> Gmail -> BBC News. My left hand stray to my crotch automatically. =/
WHAT HAVE I BECOME MUST FIGHT THE TAINT
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:18
haha, souds like fun..i'm in
starting now..
6h since last fap
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:27
Ok fuck this shit im in, havent wanked in about 1 day now, so im on day 1
although the fact that i cant wank makes me want to wank
fuck you and your confusing methods of denying me forbidden fruit...
Day one
had uni exam
had erection during uni exam, girl was looking at it with lustful eyes
not a good start today it seems
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:33
one just dropped on /b/
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blandsvamp!PQzzSQ2BN.2006-05-30 8:37
I'm in, first day. Starting noon today. I guess i've made 5 days without fapping as my record. Countdown to 6:th of june starting now.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:38
here's an idea, if you're in it to win it, just skip the /b/ threads about it. all there is is fucking porn.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:44
I haven't fapped for 3 days anyhow so I'm in for the remained too.
Fuck I feel horney and I really wish I fapped before I read this crap
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-05-30 8:59
I was totaly fucking fine until i agreed not to.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:10
>>207
Lol, same here, i started 10 minutes ago, i've already got the urge to fap.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:10
It is impossible for a healthy 4channer to not fap for a week.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:15
I went for almost a week a while ago.
I'm doing the opposite this week. Four times since yesterday so far.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:18
>>207
Yup -_-
Anyway, I'm in. Just for the sake of that one-minute-past-midnight-feeling on the 6th....... damn, now I'm hard again :(
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Strangepork!BQFEE6sAIY2006-05-30 9:22
I'm fucking in. For /b/!
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:24
anonymous got a tummy ache and fapped unbelievably hard... looks like the rest of you tards are on your own...
...man that felt good.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:25
in protest to this, i may fap every 20 minutes for the whole week.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:33
blue balls get
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-05-30 9:53
Wow, bad decision, right there...
I've spent an hour and a half in that /b/ thread, no troubles, not even a hard on, but now that I think of it, once I go home (I'm working ATM), I'm gonna play Freelancer (played it ages ago, deciced I'd go trough it again), and I'm scared that I'll be so damn horny that I'll fap to Juni :(
Help 4chan....
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:57
>>40
You'll be fapping to spider daedra by the end of the week.
Heh I'm still in, i didn't even end up fapping to the video i just downloaded.
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!iX9wdiXS9k2006-05-30 10:19
trip code test
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Sayo !WG5v7bHyWo2006-05-30 10:25
I was in for 20 seconds and then found hot elf porn.
Sorry guys...
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Anonymous2006-05-30 10:36
I'm getting bad headaches...help me!!!
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cracky-chan!N1toQkxgzc2006-05-30 10:37
lol, what luck, i started (stopped?) of my own accord sunday morning. i'm a day ahead of all of you! suggested viewing for this week: seinfeld episode 'the contest'. also, i probably have an advantage over most of you guys, as i quit for a three week span once a while back. tips: KEEP BUSY! as long as you're doing something, anything, that requires your concentration, it'll keep your mind off your dick. physical labor works well, mental labor does too, if it intrests you. if it doesn't you'll start to get bored of it, your mind'll wander, and soon your hand'll be on your dick again. take a walk, or go ride your bike, or something. stay around people, you can't (well, shouldn't anyway) masturbate in front of people. basically, try to get as little privacy as possible and keep yourself as occupied as possible.
day 3 (counting from sunday morning):
had no problem sunday (day 1) because of day-long graduation party, so was around people all day. didn't even thing about it monday (day 2) until that nite, watching excel saga. today (day 3) just tempted myself, but was able to back off. now i'm gonna read some manga, do some programming, go to the bank, and bike ride all day, and hopefully that'll keep me busy until tonite. good luck guys!
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Copy Pasta2006-05-30 11:34
When I was 15....Porno is COOL!Oh.Look at that chick.
When I was 16....HENTAI!HENTAI!HENTAI!Look at those tentacles...wow...uuhhh,drool..
When I was 17.... Heh!This is funny shit.But no one does it like that.Still,look at what those machines do,oh,and is that her clitoris?OH YEAH.....
When I was 18....This is getting boring.Besides,its degrading to women,but its still good shit.
When I was 19....Star Whores Episode 96.Girls Gone Wild.Stupid.Seen it.Done it.
Now I'm 20..Porn...so WHAT?Its just a women who chooses to engage in such a profession to make an income.Not my cup of tea.Intellectually diminishing and insulting.Unrealistic in most cases.Absurd storylines.
A plain waste of time and utterly stupid.The pornography industry exploits the biological drive of men and not only lessens us as men,by exploiting and controling us on baser animal instincts,but it really insults women.Its a plain waste of time.Could have spent my teenage years doing a lot of better activities.Seriously,I sometimes feel that some aspects of porn darken your soul when you watch it.Don't waste your time on it.
Take this advice any teenagers who read it.Its much better going out and learning martial arts or doing an activity that you actually enjoy instead of being cooped up in some damn room manhandling your genitals.Do something to discipline yourselves instead,for by cultivating discipline,it liberates youself and improves your time management.
Porn,while appealing on a very basic level,is really a colossal waste of time and a brilliant business idea at the same time.
DAY 1. 4 HOURS IN. ALREADY FAPPED THIS MORNING BEFORE WORKING OUT. TESTOSTERONE RUNNING RAMPANT IN SYSTEM. VERY BORED AND MIND WANDERS. MUST FUCKING FAP AGAIN. I WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS CHALLENGE. SEND HELP.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 12:39 (sage)
>>226
THINK ABOUT YOUR MOM OR SISTER. NO WAIT, MOST PEOPLE ON 4CHAN WOULD FUCK THEIR OWN RELATIVES WITHOUT HESITATING. NEW PLAN NEEDED
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Murdock!Wqlx42XAKg2006-05-30 13:01
Day: 2 | 1000 hours
Last night was no problem. Today should continue to be no problem. Studying fervently for uni pre-cal exam I pushed off. Test at 1730, we will see what happens after that...
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Anonymous2006-05-30 13:18
I haven't fapped in 2 days... because I have nothing to fap to.
There is currently now new porn on the internet relevant to my intrests. 4chan doesn't have boards for the stuff I want, neither does not4chan and neither do child pornography distributors(just in case you were wondering)
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Cluckyx!06RlfouT/M2006-05-30 14:06
I failed. I boned my girlfriend about an hour ago.
I HAVE FAILED YOU 4CHAN
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CyberWolf92!vGwU/msuGs2006-05-30 14:22
I came sry....~_~
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anonymous!3GqYIJ3Obs2006-05-30 15:08
I still think this is a bad idea
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!pBDDkuoH3.2006-05-30 15:14
Ive been lurking on this thread since the first day but I'm only posting now...uhm...A girl who i have sex with from time to time is coming over to my house tomorrow mustn't run away mustn't run away mustn't run away mustn't run away
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-05-30 15:42
DAY 2
MORNING
I'm going for a bike ride so that way there's no way I can do it.
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NoFapZone!X.JGAgMzxg2006-05-30 16:42
Hi guys, I just found this thread. I haven't masturbated since Friday and I don't think that I'll have a problem in going one week without it. I will still count yesterday as my first day without fapping though.
So whats so great about having a penis? We all know girls are able to have more fun, come on. Guys can't have multiple orgasms :P Girls have clits too, Thats DOUBLE the pleasure.
Day two goes fine, until I return home and browse /b/. That was a problem, but I've managed to ignore it for the most part. I hope I can last the rest of the week :(
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:20
>>239
Fuck that. So many girls fail at getting an orgasm, not to speak of multiple orgasms that it's not funny.
MY PENIS IS SUPERIOUR AND IT IS MY PRIVILIGE AND IT'S SHOWING !!!
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:27
I'm going on a vacation. It will actually be pretty easy for me.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:28
bix nood
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ThatDumbGuy!Rk530IveGA2006-05-30 17:32
Sup?
I'm gonna try it!
Doubtful I'll make it tho.
See ya...
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:35
I actually failed tonight, I just had a wank in the shower. God it sucked.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:35
>>241
avoid /b/ threads devoted to the contest at all costs
DAY ONE (STILL)
MAY 30
TIME ELAPSED: 25 (Twenty-five) Hours
Long story short: I didn't ejaculate/orgasm. IT IS SO FRUSTRATING WHEN I CANNOT CONSUMMATE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH A PORN STAR THROUGH MY LEFT HAND. ARRRRRRRGH!!1!
>>225
We're usually too old to know better, too young to not care. =( So am I (still).
p.s I'm watching hardcore bondage videos right now.
To explain, the bitch is tired up to a tree with a branch jammed down her throar, she's gagging like mad. Her tits are tied up with rope and then the rope around the tree to make sure she's squeezed against it real tight.
LOL a spider fell into her hair and she's thrashing and screaming.
good times.
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-05-30 18:17
Mark me at- lets say 6PM, 5/30/06
20/Male
I guess I'm in.
Fapped this morning, to the thread in /B/
One week? Fine. For the glory of 4Chan.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:18
This will be damn easy. I can't 'fap' with blood in the way.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:23
Has anyone made a list of the ones that have entered? Those with trips at least. It would be interesting to see how many survive, and track their progress.
With enough people, we could.. you know, bet internets to see who wins.
Wait, that would have to be for more than a week, I think.
I say your logic is faulty sir. Pornography is my main hobby, besides collecting cars. I'm successful, have my own home and many friends. I just don't spend all of my time manhandling my genitals.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:39
I'll join next time
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:41
day 2: 6:40 pm
Hands are typing on their own, want to watch some porn, bored. fapping is too fun.
Holding out for now. let's see if I do as well for the next 5 days
Im less than an hour into this, and I just tried scratching my balls. Urge to fap was almost too great to overcome.
Elapsed time: <1 Hour.
... This is gonna suck, 4Chan. But I will resist and emerge victorious.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:53 (sage)
OH god how long has it been?!?! i am slowly dying inside
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:54
I failed.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:56
Is it the 5th already ????
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:01
can i rub one out now then start after?
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anonyomus2006-05-30 19:08
I haven't 'bated for 3 days, I'm still going.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:09
i fap, therefore i am
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-05-30 19:30
>>225
Pr0n allows males to safely simulate an activity that, biologically speaking, they should be doing as soon as sexual maturity sets in. Practicing it has no effect on intelligence. Stop trying to sound cool.
That said, I'm in.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:34
OMG ITZ TOO PAINFUL
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Gokhan!j7NbqbCkFQ2006-05-30 19:40
Sorry Guys 3 hours away from completing my day 2 I failed
Wish the rest of you some luck
I am heading back to that Straight Shota thread I was looking at earlier
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:45
O god....It's been like 1 day
Save me!
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:50
Ha Ha Ha. Oh wow. This is a very strong test of willpower. I'm absolutely positive I won't make it, but I'm in.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:57
Day goes good, nothing good on /s/, /b/, or /gif/. Refraining from looking at /d/ so I can live through the week. Locked down the porn folders.
I WILL LIVE THROUGH IT
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rawr!8cxA36z/OA2006-05-30 20:03
Day 1 completed 2 hours ago. somewhat tempted, but i believe i can make it. i must be strong!
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Mantis !nolube2006-05-30 20:03
Okay...going on 3 hours here...
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Mantis!astroglide2006-05-30 20:04
Disregard that. New Trip.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 20:04
iichan member reporting in. I will join in this noble cause. I have no tripcode.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 20:06
I fapped today at like 5:00 AM, I barely tried
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Anonymous2006-05-30 20:07
yeah i def failed =/
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looper !tripcode2006-05-30 20:15
Jusr ounfd this thread- I've been too busy with work an oblivion to fap anyhow - So i'm in until 5th@!
>>260>>290
Welcome to the Crusade of Immolating Genitals. >_O
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Zelse!zcMuzdznOk2006-05-30 20:51
Starting, going to be fun!
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Jaceryl!qtgzGnzU5U2006-05-30 20:55
Day 1 has passed. I have felt the desire to masturbate many times. Curses have filled the room at my dismay when I remember that I am not allowed to do so.
Regular erotic pictures are starting to make me squirm, and even simple pictures of people in casual clothes are appearing more appealing. I assume that wanting to fap to pictures of senators will be next.
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name!3GqYIJ3Obs2006-05-30 20:57
Day 3 has been a hell in of itself.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 21:05
Its 31st May, 02:05 in the morning and ive been fapping daily since i was 12.. im 18 now. This is gonna be hard but im in for you 4chan!
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Fapnonymous2006-05-30 21:06
Day 3.... hurts... but it will do for desu 4chan! :D
Well, I've joined the team. No faps until june 5'th.
CAN I MAKE IT?
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abstinence-chan!OhdUaQjQWw2006-05-30 22:53
DAY 2! i really want to but i'm not. funny how you want to do it as soon as you can't! going over bf's tomorrow night and i hope nothing happens :(
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Anonymous2006-05-30 23:28
What I've learned from scanning this page... is that sex is fail?
Oh... by the way, why isn't this a sticky???
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Anonymous2006-05-30 23:33
>>321
I don't think you con do stickies on the text boards
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darkmage!OiTLuDdRbI2006-05-30 23:54
day 2
god i want to fap
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Anonymous2006-05-30 23:56
day one is over. checked out a thread that someone put up to makes us fap. tawnee stone and jordan capri are fucking hot. I didn't fap.
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Some Random Fag!nlN67IfzjM2006-05-30 23:59
I'm on Day 2 with no real problems. I ended up staying 2 hours later at work because I had monday off, so I couldn't beat off there, even though I thought about it several times. Afterwards I hug out with a friend for a couple of hours. I'm now home reading this thread and /b/ and so far everything looks good.
One problem however. I want to go take a shower but I don't know if I have the will to do it without failing.
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Phife Zieg2006-05-31 0:06
IT BEGINS.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 0:06
"Afterwards I hug out with a friend for a couple of hours."
You fucked your friend up the ass because you hadn't fapped for 2 days?
u guys seen the tawnee stone thread? goddam. I have a hugerection right now. and i can't fapit.
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-05-31 0:16
The great thing about this is that everything will seem sexier now. Well, amost everything. And at the end of the week? FAPPING WILL BE THE BEST THING EVER.
>>257
Why not make a list yourself? I would, but I'm feeling really tired right now. (Maybe tomorrow morning I will do it.)
DAY 2
NIGHT
So far, so good. Sleepy; going to bed now.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 0:23
Day 2
had a "want to fap" feel this mornin.
got over with it by watchin funny anime
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Anonymous2006-05-31 0:25
ROFL... Well... I'm smoking to keep myself off of fapping. It works just that if you do it wrong. You get really sleepy really fast and you just end up waking up wondering what the fuck happened.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 0:26
This will be an event of the year. No Fapping for just 1 week.
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surok!RSEGUoRfro2006-05-31 0:32
still havent fapped
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-05-31 0:37
OKAY, changed my mind. I'm making a list now, I have all the names, now I need to work out the statuses of everyone. Of course, I'm only doing those with tripcodes.
Okay, guyz, >>40 checking in. I haven't fapped to any Spider Daedra yet, and I'm going strong. Only five more days until win GET. However, I have made a terrible, terrible mistake. In order to keep myself occupied, I purchased a few games I have been meaning to play. In one of these games, you play the role of a really, really hot protagonist. I am, of course, talking about "Sly Cooper and the Thievious Raccoonus". Went to fchan; found the gay Sly thread, wanted to fap. Didn't. See you all tommorrow!
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-05-31 0:40
BTW, my statuses are going to be based on your posts, not the date since your first post, so be sure to post updates!
Also, if I missed you on the list and you want to be added just post and ask
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Anonymous2006-05-31 0:52
lol, weak.
i'll try to make it all the way to july 5th. counting from last monday. so that'll be one week and month.
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faggot!Ep8pui8Vw22006-05-31 0:54
day 2
I woke up, ate some more cookie crisp. Was tired as fuck. Fell asleep again. Was almost later than usual for school. Somehow managed to get there early. I had gas all day. So did everyone else.
Decided to go to a friend's house. Found out he's hardcore into stuff. Promised not to say. Showed him masturbation thread. He was thinking of maybe joining for the heck of it. or not. Who knows.
We watched 2 episodes of Berserk, and a bit of Nausiccaa. Good movie, I think I'll DL it.
We ate some beef ribs too, not the best, but still good. I also had a rootbeer float. <3
Went back home, drew some pictures.
Browsed 4chan for a bit and remember this contest. Also realised I had no urge to fap. I think I'm already cured. Yea.. Right.
Goodnight
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janome!0c/m749HOY2006-05-31 0:54
Haven't fapped today, long day at work and extended family at home. Going to uni orientation thursday/friday, but got another long day of work ahead of that. Normally I fap 1-2 times a day, and any resistance to this pattern have been met with lubricated hands.
please add my name to the list!
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pyro!3GqYIJ3Obs2006-05-31 1:03
It's me again, I haven't 'bated for 3 days and almost 4 now.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 1:13
OK, I threw this together REALLY quickly so I probably made some mistakes. It's your job to post and
correct me. And as I said before, this is only based on posters' updates, not the time elapsed since their first
post. If they haven't specified a day, I default to day 1.
Name Status
====================================================
Some Random Fag#nlN67IfzjM OK - Day 2
Anonymous#YgQRHAJqRA OK - Day 1
#qGR2HMIiDw OK - Day 1
Gokhan#0K.vsut5nQ OK - Day 1
abstinence-chan#OhdUaQjQWw OK - Day 2
Murdock#Wqlx42XAKg OK - Day 2
THE KOOL AID MAN#Zp9aXXIxhs OK - Day 1
Accipitrina#TqTxeY0h6c OK - Day 2
##s7MO43C0HBJE0Zo OK - Day 1
D#5oBeM29YDA OK - Day 1
sfp#TSxy81isdQ OK - Day 1
Anonymous#ErY2TknG0w OK - Day 2
Nytshade#e77NstAGks OK - Day 1
Gokhan#j7NbqbCkFQ FAILED - Day 2
faggot#Ep8pui8Vw2 OK - Day 2
beef_e#Bw0.Hy9tGg FAILED - Day 2
#objRSI5QMY OK - Day 1
Damn#HQFYLTpGvo OK - Day 1
Man_of_Mystery#FEZKlA6o6g OK - Day 1
darkmage#OiTLuDdRbI OK - Day 2
lol#geMPrq7noU OK - Day 1
meltingwax#1d2rchEgQo OK - Day 1
Jaceryl#qtgzGnzU5U OK - Day 2
Bisque#MzYxEVwux. OK - Day 1
Xu#NYsM8EXDAU OK - Day 1
zappy#uw59rPAKyY OK - Day 1
'pyro#3GqYIJ3Obs OK - Day 3
ejflute#BWngAEiyZk OK - Day 1
Suna#.Cv8XClSPk OK - Day 1
Mazuro#JFFizZTz3A OK - Day 1
Cluckyx#pnE5CccvHc OK - Day 1
Cluckyx#06RlfouT/M FAILED - Day 1
surok#t8mcNNeYXU OK - Day 1
Vael#XksB4AwhxU OK - Day 2
Grey Fox#2stngy3BNg OK - Day 1
Elric Banana#BfJm1Jslng FAILED (?) - Day 1
blandsvamp#PQzzSQ2BN OK - Day 1
rawr#8cxA36z/OA OK - Day 2
Zelse#zcMuzdznOk OK - Day 1
janome#0c/m749HOY OK - Day 1
Nekose#YzXlHzaIf6 ??? - Day 1
Strangepork#BQFEE6sAIY OK - Day 1
test#.CzKQna1OU OK - Day 1
Sayo #WG5v7bHyWo FAILED - Day 1
cracky-chan#N1toQkxgzc OK - Day 3
Kei Maheara#XnlBbxwBNc OK - Day 2
ThatDumbGuy#Rk530IveGA OK - Day 1
Harbl#pPQaKA9s5k OK - Day 1
Raccoon#l98SWGdMBg OK - Day 1
Anonymous#VNFyiulfcE OK - Day 1
CyberWolf92#vGwU/msuGs FAILED - Day 1
#pBDDkuoH3 OK - Day 2
NoFapZone#X.JGAgMzxg OK - Day 2
Tom#Y8x8nFSKMc OK - Day 1
kandie#pWxj4IcEUw OK - Day 1
LAWD#Znq5se.k.k OK - Day 2 pedobear@arg#x.gmzrwS4Y OK - Day 1
lawl#x9KS2zESwU OK - Day 1
O#U/eDuwct8o OK - Day 1
orlyTS#5J06NLcMS6 OK - Day 1
surok#RSEGUoRfro OK - Day 1
Ha ha, I had a bet like this with my friend. He lost the 5 day, so I fapped on the 6th day. I could've done it.
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-05-31 2:35
Sorry for the late report guys, im still in.
Yesterday was not easy at all, i find the urge gets worse as it gets later in the evening.
going strong.
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3kilos!Ufj59eZYUw2006-05-31 2:44
My first post here, saying I'm on day 2, no problems yet.
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-05-31 2:52 (sage)
Current Time: Just short of 9 hours in.
Current Condition: Better than expected, actually. Had some trouble... got bored earlier. Managed to hop onto XBox and play Halo 2 online until urges passed. No current urge to fap. Enjoying the lull while I can. I know its only going to get worse from here on out.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 2:53
I just want you guys to know, while you're not fapping I am. and it's great! Last night I downloaded some great doujins and had a faptastic time. It was actually some of the best fappage in recent memory. I have no idea why, but I busted a huge nut. I was going to cum in a sock, but there was so much that burst right through and got all over my hands, pants, and boxers. Oddly enough, I was looking at some hot futa content.
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anonymous!3GqYIJ3Obs2006-05-31 2:53
Okay, I have passed my first 24 hours, and I feel quite fine really. I could go for a good fap but I can easily fight the urge. Hopefully I should do just as well on day 2. Untill then, goodnight everyone, I will be going to bed and trying not to fap.
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soldierof4chan2006-05-31 2:56
countdown starting now. urge to be countered by a cold drink.
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anonymous!3GqYIJ3Obs2006-05-31 2:57
Just noticed someone has the same tripcode I do. I will be changeing it just for the sake of record keeping and to avoid confusion.
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anonymous!xi8/JKFwzo2006-05-31 2:57
anonymous#3GqYIJ3Obs
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pyro!3GqYIJ3Obs2006-05-31 3:01
Ok, I just fapped, but I didn't experience orgasm. Now, it is the 4th day.
Note to self, don't visit /b/ if you are trying not to fap. 9 times out of 10 you will find something fappable there, and maybe more or less depending on how fucked up you are.
I am thoroughly amused by the fact that a list was made, in the end. This is the origional person that posted about it, by the way.
I did some quick numbers- current as the list.
Basic Numbers:
56 in OK Status
05 in FAIL Status
02 in ??? Status
Detailed:
40 in Day 1 in OK Status
14 in Day 2 in OK Status
02 in Day 3 in OK Status
03 Failed on Day 1
02 Failed on Day 2
02 Status is unknown
If interested, Ill continue to do the numbers for each list.
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Trevor2006-05-31 3:50
Day 2
How could I be so careless? I lost my favorite lighter -- the one Jessica gave me for my birthday. Now it's going to be that much harder to get out this dark place.
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Blah2006-05-31 3:54
I'm going to laugh if you people end up never wanting to fap again. =P
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Bowser2006-05-31 3:56
Oh well, it's time for some CHALLENGE!
day 1 started. No problems at the moment.
On a side note, if you REALLY REALLY want to fap, get Aria the Animation and it will replace lewd thoughts with inner peace. Trust me.
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JRod!3DiyzD/nhc2006-05-31 4:14
Im in for it
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Anonymous2006-05-31 4:19
>>366
When I do that, it just makes me want to fuck Aria and maybe that little dog thing too.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 4:20
day 1 - OH SHI- too late
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zappy!uw59rPAKyY2006-05-31 4:42
End of Day #2:
This is working a LOT better than the last time I tried to see how long I could go without fapping. No insomnia, or even temptation despite all of the threads in /b/.
Hell, I can even still comfortably ride my unicycle. (from experience I know that this will change with long periods without fapping)
Unless something changes, I am easily going to make it.
I wonder exactly how many 4channers are doing this (total, not just the ones that have been posted)? How will this affect Kleenex's bottom line?
I mean, I am pretty sure an average 4channer faps a good 20-30 times as much as an average person. They might see a significant sales drop, followed by a period of huge success. It might be a good time to buy their stock.
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-05-31 4:50
Day 1:
so far it has been easy.
i continue to think about how i can't fap, and it's fucking with me a little bit, but i think i'm gonna make it.
i've gone for longer, but now that i'm thinking about it it's gonna be a fight.
also, i thought of something. what if someone starts humping a pillow rabidly in the middle of the night and wakes up with a load of sticky mansauce in their pants?
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Anonymous2006-05-31 4:53
Captain's log, stardate 20063105: Even though I failed yesterday (masturbated three times), today I have not mangled the fella downstairs. I feel confident that I will succeed in keeping my willy untouched. Celibacy or bust!
'schlicking' sounds like something from a b-class manga :C Whether or not SL can be put under this monicker is, ofcourse, debatalbe.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 7:46 (sage)
I....I couldnt do it....
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-05-31 8:12
DAY 2
MORNING
I realized that since I started the night before last night, it's still technically day 2 for me. Not day 3 until night. Fuck. Updated the list at http://www.freewebs.com/anondoesnotforgive/stats.txt, now I'm going to try to force myself back to sleep. Must...resist.../b/...
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Anonymous2006-05-31 8:13
I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away,
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Anonymous2006-05-31 8:47
Is it ok to fab without shootin ur load?
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-05-31 8:48
Nekose checking in, I have cleared my second day, and will be starting my third.
So far the first day was the hardest, but from past experiance, i know it will start to get even worse soon.
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-05-31 9:08
There are lots of ways to say female masturbation, but fapping is a word that's easily recognizable.
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Green Cave!5zEQYrjyGs2006-05-31 9:33
I must not fap.
Fap is the mind-killer.
Fap is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fap.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fap has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
Someone should touch-up the Litany Against Fapping.
Time Elapsed: 38 Hours.
No ejaculations/orgasms so far.
Protip: Do your kegels!
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-05-31 9:34
i have been up all night.
i know if i lay down i will be tempted to fap.
must exhaust self.
must pass out.
must...
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cracky-chan!N1toQkxgzc2006-05-31 11:08
>>370
lol, i thought the same thing earlier, but forgot to post it
srsly, this is going much easier than the last few times i tried to lay off. usually i could only manage to stop until night, or for only one full day. probably something to do with the fact that there's a whole group of us doing it. group support, like Fappers Anonymous or something. So this is the start of day 4 for me and i'm doing fine. a few urges yesterday morning, but otherwise i was fine yesterday and i'm fine now.
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baka!dMYYvF5Blo2006-05-31 11:38
>>393
welcome to the FA, cracky-chan,
you're on your way to healing, lol
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fail-masta!m/Eiootat22006-05-31 12:04
Im in.
This going to be hard.
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-05-31 12:24
>>175 reporting in..
Day 2, hour 30
Yesterday went without incidents, played trough Freelancer storyline after work, crash-landed in bed.
Now the less believeable part: I had a sex dream about me & my gf, FORTUNATELY, quarterway into it (got to penetrating, but only just), my alarm clock woke me up, leaving only a hard-on as a result. (not even a speckle of precum, let alone anything serious)
It was tough thinking and daydreaming on the same subject, but I managed to piss myself off by trying to destroy the New York System with a Starflier light fighter and failing miserably...
I'm at work now, and will be until midnight, will try avoiding /b/, /s/, etc.
I feel strange, since I usually fap at least once a day, normally before I go to sleep (makes me fall asleep easier)
But I shall endure, for 4chan!
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-05-31 12:40
Day 2, hour 37
Okay, sleeping worked for a few hours, now I will play Disgaea to keep myself occupied, although I'm afraid that the archers are going make me uncontrollably aroused. And Flonne...and Etna...AGHHH MUST FIND STRENGTH IN THE MAJIN
1st report:
Although I started about an hour ago, I havent fapped since last night so I say this is:
DAY 1, hour 16
Doing ok
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kandie!pWxj4IcEUw2006-05-31 13:28
ok! day 1 wasn't so bad. family is staying over so I got kicked out of my room for the night. But mum is making salad right now, damn those phallic foods. Day 2. Struggling. I'm considering going to the mall just to get out of here and not think about it.
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Vael!XksB4AwhxU2006-05-31 13:30
I failed :(
Sorry guys.
I fap when I feel the need, and it helps me relax.
-1 self esteem
Best of luck to you all, I'll keep checking in.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 14:02
Log: Journal Entry 0000000000000000001. It's been 14 hours since I last fap'd.
Day1, Almost over...
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Strangepork!BQFEE6sAIY2006-05-31 14:04
29 hours out of 120 hours into the challenge.
I am bored. So very bored. And I want to fap. So very hard. So fucking bored.
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Faggy!YGiTeeJCUA2006-05-31 14:12
I found this thread 3 days ago and decided to join along with you guys. This is my first time posting though.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 15:01
DAMN YOU /E/
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MisterMeow!KWT.6IXt022006-05-31 15:10
Day two of no fapping, I do have about 1 gig of porn ready on my computer, and I did shave downstairs today, so balls are nice and smooth. If I can resist this, I can surely last a week
Amazingly enough, I sleep better when I don't fap, but orgasming > a good nights sleep, honestly.
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-05-31 15:36
day 2:
went to sleep around 8am this morning out of pure boredom.
wanted to fap, but was able to resist.
this is gonna be so interesting.
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ayuh!wCEUfiK7lI2006-05-31 15:39
Ok, I'm joining up, day 1 starts Wed, May 31st 3:40 PM EST
I've done 10 days before, but it wasn't pretty
Finals are over. Im still going strong, but will have nothing to do for three days straight...
As it stands though, Im still in.
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-05-31 16:46
Raccoon here. In a little more than an hour, I will be on Day 2. Today has been going smoothly. No urges, yet. Must wait to see if night changes that situation.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 16:52
Oh god. This is legendary.
Anyway, another anon join in the crusade. It's more or less day 2 for me. Don't have much urge to do anything right now, deleting all the pr0n off your hard drives really do help.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 17:02
Give me one hour, and then I shall be in on this. I need to give it one last farewell.
Day one begins.
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-05-31 17:19
Day 2! Doing well! Urge to touch self, but went away as I listened to music.
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baka!dMYYvF5Blo2006-05-31 17:28
Day 1 over, well into day 2 now.
So far so good.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 17:39
i just got back from holidays, had to share a room so i haven't masturbated in like 5 days. sorry but this is just too much for me guys ;_; ill go bust a nut right now ;_;
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fail-masta!m/Eiootat22006-05-31 17:51
Day 1, hour 21
Its even harder than I thought. If the "no fap" was not fitted in a plan, it would be easier. Right now, its stuck in my mind. Thinking "do not fap", just rises my urge to fap. Urge that I wouldnt have normally.
Right now I have a hard on, pretty much on every pic I see in 4chan.
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-05-31 18:05
Damn. Finished with work, calling in before I go home...
I've spent some 2 hours talking to my gf on IRC, and at least half an hour we talked about sex-related things... To top it off, we compared her tits to some of those found on /s/
This is a challenge that I'm not sure I can endure
But I will try, and if I succeed, my gf mentioned a special bonus in a few days time...
For great justice, the struggle goes on!
Good night, 4chan. Wish me luck...
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Faggy!YGiTeeJCUA2006-05-31 18:45
damnit, a hot girl invited me to a party with even more hot girls attending. I've never been so horny.
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MisterMeow!KWT.6IXt022006-05-31 19:17
I failed after three days. Couldn't be bothered anymore.
It is day 4, I have fapped but twice since I started "fasting". I have not experienced orgasm though. I'm still in, right?
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-05-31 20:01
>>427 Yes, in my opinion you are. >>426 It's okay as long as you don't cum. This challenge is all about self-control.
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LadyFag!Gk6ceQFyKU2006-05-31 20:50
Day one.
Saw an amazing protest against Bush today, jumped right in and protested with them. Amazing time.
Went to the opening of my photography and poetry exibit. It was a great time. Had to resit the urge to go home with this gorgeous girl. I'm going to go cry now.
D: Day one, mission success.
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chinchila ! eyeofkilrog2006-05-31 20:59
day 2
Its getting painfull, im so damn bored.
Deleted almost all of my porn didnt help..
Don't browse /b/ wont help you either
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Otsaika!dRqy23qwlc2006-05-31 20:59
day 2. haven't fapped yet, really want to because i'm bored T_T
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Anonymous2006-05-31 21:04
SLeep. It works.
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Kei Maheara!XnlBbxwBNc2006-05-31 21:06
day 3, been able to avoid fapping. But boredom consumes the soul, I'm afraid I may snap within due time. Especially if I see more ass tomorrow :'<
Still holding out. I find that as long as I can keep myself busy, it isnt a problem.
Most of the time at least.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 21:19
I'm in basic training. I don't sneeze unless they tell me to, much less fap.
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Some Random Fag!nlN67IfzjM2006-05-31 21:32
Some Random Fag - Day 3
I managed to get through last night without much difficulty. I ended up having to look at porn anyways out of habit, but I was able to resist the urge to beat off rather easily. I was very tired and fell asleep very quickly, which also helped.
This morning I woke up and went to work. Again, I ended up staying 2 hours late again. Then I went to the driving range. Came home and played some games with my brother for a few. Basically i've had no chance to do it, and I plan on keeping it that way.
I'm going to go watch a movie with some of my friends and probably update again before I go to sleep.
i thought it was abstaining from jerking off?
so if a girl does it for you, its fine too.
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orlyTS!5J06NLcMS62006-05-31 21:56
~43 hours since last fap...
well when i first started like 2 hours after i made the comitment, bitcommet poped up and was like DING pr0n torrent DONE! i watched it and almost failed, but a funny ass part came acout and i laughed and shut it off. it was close!
now im sitting in class talking to a friend on the net and just mentioning not wacking off made me think about it and i am rock hard in class! i feel like whipping it out right now and beating off! aHH so hard!
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-05-31 22:09
Day 2, and I haven't even fapped, let alone orgasmed.
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Murdock!Wqlx42XAKg2006-05-31 22:15
Day 4 | 1900 hours
I have fallen. A combination blow from /b/, Anna Ohura - Oil Massage.avi, Stacey Valentine - My Plaything - Virtual Missionary.mpg, and Sexy Italian Fucks In Shower Then Bed.mpg knocked me out of the race.
It was a good run though, just over three days.
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Murdock!Wqlx42XAKg2006-05-31 22:20
four*
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Bowser2006-05-31 23:06
>>443
Stupid. You don't watch erotic stuff while on the CHALLENGE!
Day 2 no probs.
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faggot!Ep8pui8Vw22006-05-31 23:17
Day 3
Hi again, woke up and my glory was full on hard asa rock. Even pissing and thinking about nasty stuff didn't make it go down. :(
Went to school without breakfast,the thought of masturbating actually didn't even come to mind. :D
But, I went to the mall to get some new shoes, and I passed by the massaging place, ohhhhh baby! Some nice women were there getting oiled up and shit. Dammit, I feel so fucking perve-..Wait, ofcourse I do, I visit 4chan!
But I just ignored it with all my might, no matter that I had an erection, and I'm positive a few people saw it, heh.
I feel myself slowly slipping into the abyss...... Going to work on some pepakura, so later! =D
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Faggy!YGiTeeJCUA2006-05-31 23:55
I'm so horny right now I found this girl I hate attractive.
I'm almost up to day 4.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 0:09
>>437
Basic training for what branch, and where?
I just went to Basic Training fairly recently, and we didnt touch a computer once. Hell, we never went near anywhere with a computer.
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janome!0c/m749HOY2006-06-01 0:19
Day 2 is complete. Long day of work, found many groceries to be phallic shaped or vaginal shaped. Got uni orientation tommorow and the day after. and then moar werk. I might hold out until A-kon for that extra edge to find a chick to bone :D which is another one of my goals btw. G'night ya'll, seeya after uni orientation.
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-06-01 0:22
Raccoon- Day 2, at 30 hours.
By playing games, I am able to resist my urge to fap.
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-01 0:32
Girls, when you masturbate, how do you do it?
Myself, I do it in bed at night, wearing one of those "light days" pads in my underwear (usually for periods...), and rub myself. It keeps my hand clean and dry. I just change it when I go to the bathroom.
I was thinking of getting a toy, though... since I'm afraid to get carpol tunnel someday. Women have much higher rates than men, and I think a lot of it has to do with the angle when women are masturbating, comepared to guys who can pump.
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janome!0c/m749HOY2006-06-01 0:41
>>451
I do beliebe this thread is filled with men that can help.
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Victoly2006-06-01 0:46
I don't habeeb.
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-06-01 0:54
DAY 2 END
I'm officially starting Day 3, even though it's 10PM here, because I started three days ago. Going to watch some Haruhi and then sleep. The urge is strong, but not painful...yet....
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Victoly2006-06-01 0:55
meh. sorry about the late change name. Anyhows. 2nd day up. I'm doing fine for now. Just that I see my girlfriend tomorrow... and she has a tight korean ass. Any suggestions /b/? (spare the stick it in her pooper)
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Phife_Zieg2006-06-01 1:07
DAY 3: Hour 1
Wow, I find myself distracted from the urge. Still working through it, though.
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Phife_Zieg2006-06-01 1:09
>>451
(Guy trying to jeopardize other contestants.)
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-01 1:48
>>457
lol! Sorry, I'll stop XD; I am a girl, though.
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-06-01 1:57
>>455 >>456
Get a tripcode and I'll add you to the list. Otherwise drama could ensue
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-06-01 1:58
day 2 [night]:
i have been at work all day, so i have not had any urges to do anything but wash dishes and clean floors.
starting to go a little crazy, though.
woo!
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Zelse!zcMuzdznOk2006-06-01 2:39
Still going good - just finished Day 2
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Bowser2006-06-01 2:44
me too. day 2 is about to finish!
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Some Random Fag!nlN67IfzjM2006-06-01 2:52
Day 3 - It's about 3am and i'm having some serious difficulty. I need to work at 8:30 and I can't sleep. I just laid in bed for about an hour and a half. My thoughts were drifting between work and beating off. Then I got an erection and got ou of bed. I was the first person to commit to doing this so I really don't want to fail, but I don't know if I can continue.
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anonymous!xi8/JKFwzo2006-06-01 2:59
The end of day 2. I went from fapping pretty much once or twice a day to nothing. I have downloaded porn from /b/ in the mean time and have so far withstood the urge to fap. I am the god damn iron man. I just hope I can keep this up.
I failed. I just couldn't sleep, and I need to go to work tomarrow. Good luck to the others, next time we do this i'll try again and will hopefully do a little better.
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zappy!uw59rPAKyY2006-06-01 4:05
Day 3 -- FAILURE
Last night I couldn't sleep.
I went to bed late, around 2am, and was lying in bed not fapping until the sun rose. I have no idea when I actually got to sleep.
I woke up to the smell of failure, after I apparently slept well through my alarm, waking up at 2pm. Now my sleep schedule is all thrown off, and my boss is pissed.
To think, yesterday I was doing so well :(
Good luck to everyone else involved in this contest.
personal advice:
Fapping is obviously important to your (well at least my) health, don't kill yourself over this.
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ayuh!wCEUfiK7lI2006-06-01 4:18
wauuugh
13 hours in
insomnia
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Anonymous2006-06-01 4:57
Captain's log, stardate 20060601: I failed yesterday. しまった.
Jesus christ, i feel like im quiting heroin. I went from 2-3 times a day, to nothing.
So far it isnt an unresistable need or anything, its just a constant idea in the back of my head, and i mean CONSTANT. For example:
I drive down the street and think, "that girl looks kinda cute... ZOMG BANG HER NOW DO IT!!!!" I tell myself to shut up, and keep driving.
A ways farther down the street and see a car broken down on the side of the road. i think "Man, sucks for the dr- MAYBE ITS A CHICK DUDE! GO OVER THERE AND BE HER HERO! SHE'LL LET YOU FUCK HER FOR SURE!!!!"
At first it was just the porn on /b/ making this hard, now its gotten to the point where i find just about anything erotic.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 7:13
Wait - it's just "don't fap", I can still have sex, right?
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LOL WHO AM I KIDDING I'M A /B/-TARD OLOLOL
If you wait long enough your dick will get super sensitive and feel great even when you're barely rubbing it. You'll always think about women and sex, and everything that's slightly kinky or sexy will give you a rock hard boner. You may also experience wet dreams with vivid imagery. At least that has been my experience with holding off masturbating for more than a week.
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-06-01 9:48
i've completed day 3, onto 4.
Thank you for finishing Sei Sou Tsui Dan Sha t-cup. It almost broke my self control. Come the end of this, i will be coming back to that hentai.
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Tom!yAcCfiplhk2006-06-01 10:11
cmon guys you can make it!!!
Day 2.5, the temptations have just begun to start but im going to make it, i usually fap at least ocne a day now im on 4chan, but i used to fap like once or twice a week so it shouldnt be that hard for me.
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Pierce!1lQA5gZT2Y2006-06-01 10:48
I suppose I should contribute... haven't posted yet, but I've been lurking more (and participating) since the beginning of the thread. This marks the start of day 4 here. (Might be a few hours longer; I haven't fapped since mid-Sunday I think, but we'll call it day 4.) 21/M.
Day 1 was easy; skipping a day isn't unusual when I don't feel like it/am busy.
I think I first noticed day 2 was going to be tough when some stick figures on the bathroom wall got me hard, of all things. Yeah, and so did most everything else that day. Browsing /b/ (and /s/ and /e/) didn't help much either, I suppose. Couldn't sleep that night, boner refused to shut up. Self-control won in the end, but it cost me several hours' sleep.
Yesterday (day 3) wasn't bad at all, compared to day 2. Was busy much of the day, so that helped, though temptations were certainly there. Balls actually started to hurt at one point, but I found some homework to do and didn't notice it anymore. Keeping busy really helps. Sleep was much easier this time, perhaps because I was dead tired from the previous night.
Just woke up; day 4 starts today. Good luck, all.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 11:08
fuck, I just failed :(
but I'm gonna begin again!!!! Grrrr, self-control must be trained.
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-06-01 11:24
Listkeeper here, I just found out I have to go out of town for a week tonight, and I won't have internet access. Thus, I won't be able to maintain the list at http://www.freewebs.com/anondoesnotforgive/stats.txt anymore. SOMEBODY PLEASE MAINTAIN THE LIST FOR ME!
Anyway, I'm on Day 3, morning, urge is getting stronger. Wish me luck as I go off for a week without 4chan's support. Keep this thread alive while I'm gone, and good luck to all contestants.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 11:54
>>485
I'd think it would be SO much easier without 4chan's support. Anonymous can be a huge bitch.
Oh, temptation.
And I'd be glad to maintain the list, if need be. I wouldn't be able to update as frequently as you do, however, atleast twice a day is doable. Holla. anony.iam@gmail.com
Lol. Reporting in at the beginning of the 3rd day. Anyhows, woke up with a boner today and was like, Must NOT Go... This thing is horrible 4chan, I'm quitting smoking and abstaining from fapping all at the same time. You guys ruined my life (much like the countless other ones we ruined together). 1 week before senior finals and this shit says hi to me.
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Victoly!8AJPKjCRP22006-06-01 12:11
Okay, Just a new post for those who still want in on this thing so they can register you. Under FAQ on front page in the tripcode section:
c. How do I use tripcodes?
Using tripcodes is very simple. When you enter your name in the "Name" field of the image board, enter your name, then an octothorpe (#), then a short word.
Example: User#password
Result: User !ozOtJW9BFA (Note: The "!" seperates the username from the tripcode, it is not part of it.)
So anyone want to join in now?
Oh, and btw, after you abstain past some point, you stop waking up without the boner and wanting to fap so much. Keep it going on fellow /b/tards.
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Tony!zrEnuD2.ok2006-06-01 12:28
So this is how you do it...
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Anonymous2006-06-01 12:32
Sure, why not.
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cracky-chan!N1toQkxgzc2006-06-01 12:45
Whee, day 5 for me, still doing great. And this despite spending half of yesterday getting physically active with lolis (if you know what i mean). I honestly am starting to fear that there's something wrong with me. It was almost impossible to ever try to stop before, but it's going way too smoothly this time. No sexual thoughts, no urges, nothing. The days just go by like I never fapped to begin with. Scary.
Holy crap there are a lot of people in on this. I would never have thought that we could get so many guys to commit to not fapping for even a day, let alone a week. Let alone 4channers. I'm impressed guys, keep it up.
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baka!dMYYvF5Blo2006-06-01 12:54
Done with day 2, starting day 3, obviously.
Still holding x_x
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Anonymous2006-06-01 13:10
I've come 7 times this week. It just doesn't feel as good anymore, and it took me atleast 30 minutes to come earlier today. This experiment sucks.
i'm on my third day, things are going decently. i dont know how longer I can do this. today i had to leave home and go to starbucks to prevent myself from the temptations of being alone.
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Faggy!YGiTeeJCUA2006-06-01 14:04
Day 4, getting a lot of erections latley.
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3kilos!Ufj59eZYUw2006-06-01 14:30
4th day, no problems yet, I've been staying away from 4chan.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 14:31
>>499
I see that has worked ^_^ my girlfriend wont leave me alone so i cant go without anything for a week
Day 3, hour 57
So far so good... It was a bit tricky last night, gf made me horny, and I couldn't stop thinking about her... But I managed, somehow. This morning was tempting too, especially in the shower, I opened the bathroom window, and a few gusts of cold wind took care of my desire to fap... I'm at work ATM, and, as yesterday, probably will be 'till midnight, and since I'm already feeling a bit tired, I'll crashland into bed and make it trough. I must admit that it takes much less to get me hard, and there is that feeling that I keep forgetting something...
But I shall stay strong! Force of will must be trained.
Best of luck to all the other contestants...
on a side note: damn you, snatcher of 500GET!
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Zelse!fTn.vChlGY2006-06-01 15:01
Day 3 - Getting very hard to not do it... omg...
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Accipitrina!TqTxeY0h6c2006-06-01 15:07
'sup, guys? Checking in on the middle of Day 3. Been doing pretty good so far, but I have a confession to make. I take antidepressants, and they more or less kill my desire to fap. They've never killed it for more than three days, though, so this will still wind up being a challenge.
Also, I've decided to start a little experiment in the middle of this. I believe it was agreed earlier on in this thread that failure would be achieved at the same time as orgasm, correct? With that in mind, I fapped last night, and came really close, but stopped before I actually orgasmed. I'm going to keep doing this, and hold out hope that I'll have some sort of megagasm in a couple of weeks or so.
Here's to hoping we don't all develop prostate cancer!
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Anonymous2006-06-01 15:19
heh...guys, all this non-fapping i'm reading about here (my boyfriened's in too) is making me really horny. of course, i'm smart enough not to try something like that myself, it's June (exams and shit) and a girl has to get rid of all the stress somehow while waiting for my bf to come and visit me on Tuesday
;)
keep up the good work boys :}
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-01 15:20
>>502
I abstained for about 2 months once, because I ran across a cannibal gore rape and scat manga, and that killed my libido for a long time. Augh.
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anonymous!xi8/JKFwzo2006-06-01 15:22
Well, I am out guys. Good luck to everyone else!
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-06-01 15:22
>>506
And that would be my ever so unhelpful gf...
I'm gonna stick in in her pooper so hard for this...
...OR! post some pics of her tits. :P
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Bowser!zkcfu115cw2006-06-01 15:22
>>505
But that's cheating!!
It's not the same merit as someone that doesn't rub his dick at all!
Day 3 almost done, btw.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 15:27
>>509
you do that and you'll never stick in anyone's pooper!
Love you honey :*
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cracky-chan!N1toQkxgzc2006-06-01 15:30
Guess, I'm not so superhuman after all. Just had a hell of a time these past few hours. For no reason at all (boredom?) I just started looking at porn and couldn't break away from it. I think I'm okay now tho, and didn't fail out at least, but was afraid I was going to for a while. It's halfway thru the fifth day for me.
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Accipitrina!TqTxeY0h6c2006-06-01 15:40
>>510
Well, I disagree, because I think it's pretty hard to come that close and then just sort of...forget about it. It takes some self-control, it does! But, I submit myself to the judgement of the non-fapping community. What do you all think? Am I cheating by doing that, or making it harder on myself? Or, do y'all not give a shit either way?
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Gentlemen2006-06-01 15:49
Why is it that when you are just about to come, your legs feel weird and you get all hot?
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-06-01 15:58
>>513
You indeed are making it harder on yourself, but you are also partially cheating, because the whole process of manhandling your pride is worth something here... It's a habit of sorts, and you are, though partially, satisfying your need and practicing your habit.. I think you should avoid doing it, it's as near to failing as you can get, and it's liable to be considered cheating.
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abstinence-chan!OhdUaQjQWw2006-06-01 15:59
DAY 4! no update yesterday, sorry. i was sooo close to failing last night. bf wanted some and told him i wasn't in the mood. what have i done :( actually this makes my 8th day since i started before this thread did. help :(
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Gentlemen2006-06-01 16:02
I ain't quitting for nothing! It feels good!
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Anonymous2006-06-01 16:20
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Nearly failed while playing Soul Calibur 2 and seeing one too many upskirts of Sophitia. This is turning out to be a lot more difficult than expected.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 16:51
FUCK I FAILED
DAMN YOU SOPHITIA DAMN YOU
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Tom!yAcCfiplhk2006-06-01 17:51
End of second day for me now, dunno if i will fap tonight, im gona try not to by hardest.
Il play some games it should keep me occupied.
Not feeling any huge strain atm to be honest.
GOOD LUCK DONT GIVE UP
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-06-01 17:57
Going to sleep, it's midnight...
Some badass rain and I don't have an umbrella
I hope that'll help lessen the urge
Good night, 4chan, I wish you well...
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Anonymous2006-06-01 18:25
A lot of you are crossing the 4th day mark-- more than halfway there. Best of luck, boys.
Oi.. i was wondering,,. if i dont fap for a week ill have loads of come eh.
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Faggy!YGiTeeJCUA2006-06-01 22:46
failed :(
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faggot!Ep8pui8Vw22006-06-01 22:55
Failed at the end of day 3.
Got my hands on something I've wanted for a long, long time.
If possible, maybe I can start over, since It's out of my system. If not, I'll just go along with you guys anyway. xD
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faggot!Ep8pui8Vw22006-06-01 22:55
>>528 >>529
Haha, oh wow.
Similiar names and we failed like 10 minutes apart. D:
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-06-01 23:24
Raccoon here. Am I now on Day 3? I think so. Damn.
Was it ever decided if having sex was a fail?
I could be failing tonight, depending on how things work out.
Let me explain- I broke up with my last girlfriend a few months ago, and havent had any sex too often since then. This could be the first Ill have in.. A month? Something like that.
So, for as much as I want to do it for you, 4Chan, im not passing up sex- especially when I have been trying to do it with this chick for about two months. Bad timing for the challenge, but honestly- which would you choose, if you only had sex infrequently?
Bisexual, and an ex g/f is coming home on monday. I just talked with her a little- depending on what her friend thinks, I have a good chance of getting lucky with both.
I can only hope.
Anyways, Im still going strong. Im not going to fap, but... I wont give up sex.
If she is doing all the work do I still fail? That is what is going to decide it.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 23:33
sex = win
orgasm = fail
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-06-01 23:44
So im on day four, once the clock rolls to 12:00am on the fifth im good right?
I swear this may be a fucking photo finish.
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Jaceryl!qtgzGnzU5U2006-06-01 23:51
Day... what is it now? 3? 4?
It's been 3 days, I'm on the 4th now.
My friends know I'm going through a dry run. They're trying to stick it to me. Just about every girl I see I want to store in my "scrapbook" and then blow a load to later on, yet I can't. I think that's destroying me a little bit on the inside. The car dealership girl yesterday was cute. I wanted to rip off her blazer and jizz all over her right then.
Too much temptation. I don't know if I can make it. Hopefully I won't blow a load while driving by high schools.
Stay strong, everybody!
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kandie!pWxj4IcEUw2006-06-01 23:58
So yay! Couple hours into day 3. Wasn't so bad today. I was stuck around family this morning until I got called into work. So no opportunities arose. Stumbling along though... Got really horny driving home from work. Tis all though.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 23:58
Depression is a good libido killer. You should try it sometime.
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Anonymous2006-06-02 0:20
>>533
for the people who started at the start of the thread, it's June 5 at 20:27 eastern time
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ayuh!wCEUfiK7lI2006-06-02 0:40
day2:
doing okay so far
playing shitloads of gba games to keep myself occupied
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-02 1:04
starting to fail.... but MUST NOT GIVE INTO URGES.
Reading that Abenobashi Magical Arcade doujin on /h/ helps me none! I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
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Phife_Zieg!jdPH5Rz0lk2006-06-02 1:08
Day 4: Hour 1
And so I exit the contest. I rubbed one to Erin Esurance.
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EntireThread!DhfBqV9f522006-06-02 1:27
End of Day 3
No problem - Day 3 was by far the easiest, and I have gotten tons done today. Worked out, cleaned, went for a run, did homework, wrote some music, got some books and started reading, beat a video game I've been working on and fixed a real breakfast for the first time in weeks.
My willpower only grows stronger, but woe betide anyone in my vicinity when it fails.
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-02 1:43
Haven't failed, defeated the urge. 8) But going to bed now. I wonder if I'll have any funky dreams. If I hold off for a while, my dreams try to compensate.
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Laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-06-02 2:05
day...something i dunno.
i'm doing ok. been getting marvel vs capcom shoved in my ass since about 3 or so, so i'm not really worrying about anything at all.
gl guys!
robot penis
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-06-02 2:42
Checking in again- for anyone that was interested in whether or not I succeeded. Short answer- No.
She is enjoying teasing me, hinting and playing with my mind.
She has previously stated that she enjoys being a tease.. So, I am still in the contest. No action means no chance of failure.
Even though she is teasing me, and playing with me, I think I am slowly getting closer to getting lucky with her.
Send me your luck, 4Chan. A picture will be yours.
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Anonymous2006-06-02 3:14
day 3:
this is easy.
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Bowser!zkcfu115cw2006-06-02 3:24
Day 3 done. I just can't wait tog et to day 8!!
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-06-02 3:40
Still going strong.
But, recent events on LUE might cause this to change.
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-06-02 5:35 (sage)
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME DO THIS!!!
COME DAY 7 WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER I'M GOING TO EJACULATE SO HARD IT WILL ROCKET THE PLANET DEEP INTO OUTER SPACE!!!
T_____T AGUGHGHG
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Anonymous2006-06-02 7:07
..''x''.. You see a girl bending over innocently.
: ( | ) : You notice that she has nothing on under her short
\ ) ( / skirt, and has the most sexy body you've ever seen.
Sweat gently glistens on her inner legs and around her tight pussy lips. She notices you staring and blushes while quickly standing and pushing her skirt down to conceal her private parts.
PS: Just release the tension. Semen is always in plentiful supply. There's no use in sitting around and wasting your youthful ejaculations because of some stupid shit like this. You could imagine anal sex.. Or cumming in the pussy. She could even give you oral and swallow it all.. Or spit it into her hands and rub it all over her soft tits. Ahh the possibilities. Just whack off. Cum on. You know you want to. Be free.
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Gentlemen2006-06-02 7:40
I hate it when come gets on my hand!
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-06-02 7:41
I AM BORED
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Pierce!1lQA5gZT2Y2006-06-02 9:17
And so begins day 5. Day 4 wasn't difficult; stuck programming a database all day at school, no opportunity. We'll see how things go this weekend, with nothing urgent around to keep me distracted - but the trend so far seems to be that it only gets easier after you adjust from the first couple days. That night was ok too; /h/ was tempting, but self-control ftw.
It's too late for me. Go on, enjoy your abstinence. I just came twenty times yesterday.
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cracky-chan!N1toQkxgzc2006-06-02 10:48
I had a dream last nite that I was fapping in a dream, and then I woke up, but the urge was too strong, so I finished fapping. Then I woke up in real life and realized it was just a dream. And not even a wet one at that! So here I am, beginning of day 6, still in the game.
Fuck it, day 5 and i'm getting hard just reading this thread. Orgasm, here I come.
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baka!dMYYvF5Blo2006-06-02 12:09
And so day 3 is over, starting day 4. Shitload of work waiting on weekend and it's getting difficult to think already >_<
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3kilos!Ufj59eZYUw2006-06-02 12:13
I don't get why people are finding this so hard. I haven't had any problems at all, I'm going to try going to 4chan today and see if that makes any difference, because this is too easy.
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3kilos!Ufj59eZYUw2006-06-02 12:14
I forgot, today is day 5 for me.
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-06-02 12:25
Im out guys, i think the shock of stopping cold turkey is affecting my health.
I constantly feel sick, and i cant sleep at all.
i made it to the 5th day tho, i feel proud of that.
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Anonymous2006-06-02 12:43
You people are weak. I stopped cold turkey for three weeks one time. Didn't even realize it had been that long by the end, either.
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Anonymous2006-06-02 17:10
It's easy when you're not conscious of it. It's like saying "don't think of white polar bears."
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Anonymous2006-06-02 17:26
>>556
yeah. thanks a lot for posting that. really.
...
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-02 17:29
Fux, I DLed a batch of hentai and skimmed through it, but am twitching to touch myself. At least it's harder without having a dick in the way, but feeling very uncomfortable.
For me I think my body was just too used to it before sleep. I always masturbate before sleep and have for almost every night the past 12-14 years. After a couple of nights I just wasn't able to sleep, and as soon as I busted I was ready to rest.
I think for most 4channers though it's a self control problem though.
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-06-02 18:48
Raccoon. Start of Day 4.
Last night was rough. After planning on, and then failing to see her, I was left with my imagination.
I was close to failing, but stopped myself.
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blandsvamp!PQzzSQ2BN.2006-06-02 19:52
Sorry for not posting any updates, i've made day 3 and in 10 hours i'll finish my day 4. Until then, sleep. 3 days haven't been such a big problem as i thought but i've been away on vacation so no /b/ or /s/ browsing until now. I'm going to make this for you, 4chan.
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-06-02 21:25
Reporting in...
Day 4 / hour 87
So far, so good, getting hard... Constantly :D
Seriously, I've had a daydream about sex w/ my gf, as a result of a dream and some talk from last night... Managed to control myself, tho.
And then my younger sister comes back from school, bringing two of her (female) friends, one of which is a model... They are all 16 y.o. Apparently, my sis and the model one were trying to persuade and teach the third one to use an electric epilator, in this case this particular one... http://www.consumer.philips.com/catalog/HP/HP6408_00_webImage198.jpg
So there they were, in panties and bras, in a bathroom behind half-opened doors, giggling...
So I quickly tried to distract myself with Freelancer, to no avail... Then I switched over to my trusty Genesis and Sonic 3 & Knuckles, again, not too helpful, I could still hear the girls... Very loud Machinae Supremacy saved me. Only just...
Too much /b/ lurking = serious deviations in thought progression. I stopped myself from developing thoughts or taking actions that I would never forgive myself
Afterwards all went smoothly until I stumbled upon a very interesting object. Here's the deal: I work at an internet cafe, and there are these two 16 or 17 y.o. girls that come regularly to do some IRCing... Well this time they left behind a pack of lip gloss, phallusoid in shape, pic: http://xthost.info/Setsuna/IMG_0672.jpg
The pic is in 1:1 ratio - you see the actual object size
What at first puzzled and then excited me was the scent.
The gloss itself has raspberry aroma, but the package faintly smelled like stale urin (just faintly, kinda sweet fragrance) and I'm positive that it had that 'background smell' of feromones. This has been verified by a couple of my friends here, so I'm not imagining it...
I suppose you see what I'm implying here, so.. heh.
Again, did some sex-related chat (but not cyber!) with my gf while at work... None of this helped, and the only thing I'm counting on to prevent me from failing is fatigue.
Good night, 4chan. I will try not to fail...
WIsh me luck.
Well shit, I'm out. All fucking day I couldn't concentrate on anything and so got none of the work done that I wanted to. (Didn't get any work done yesterday either, but for other reasons.) I had a bunch of stuff I wanted to do too, which pissed me off, so I finally blew it (haha, pun intended) just now, about two hours before the end of the sixth day. I'm sure I could have held out too, there wasn't a huge urge or anything, but it was just way too distracting today. It went very smooth up till now tho, so I was surprised. Sucks too, because tomorrow I have an all day party, and so would've had no problem holding out all day tomorrow, finishing off my week. Oh well, when I go back to Peru, I'll probably be able to do it for a month without even thinking about it (besides hopefully getting the girlfriend my roommate's promising me). Good luck to all the rest of you.
Keep it real. And by real, I mean exercise an ounce of self control, will ya?
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Anonymous2006-06-03 1:00
I just masturbated. Felt damn good as usual. Ahh, good thing I'm not an anti-sex fuckwad like all of you bastards.
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-06-03 1:18
I managed to get through my normal ritual of looking for pr0n to fap to without the fapping part.
I seem to be doing fine, I'm going to have an awesome orgasm when this is all said and done.
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-03 2:08
Failed! But I don't feel to bad about it. Just spent 2 hours fapping, stopping at the point of coming, but then finally giving in.
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Anonymous2006-06-03 2:11
You all are such pussies. If you used some willpower you'd seem like less of a tool. And girls like guys that are in control-- macho as shit.
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kandie!pWxj4IcEUw2006-06-03 2:57
Hey! I think it's day 4 now... Today I was busy busy busy. Woke up early, got all prettified and went to con. Wandered around, ran into people, wandered around some more. Bought stuff. Tried to keep my mind off things, failed.
After a while I headed to work. The drive over was difficult. My mind wandered and I started reminissing about ex-boyfriends and having sex in cars...and in other places. Its been a while since I've had sex and memories + pent-up sexual frustration = bad.
Work tested me as well. I was put in the stock room today and was doing some crap with the guys clothing for my manager. I was all alone, sorting and sensoring stuff. Mind wandered again and the random phallic objects all around me didn't help. Was tempted several times, but resisted.
After work, went back to con. Hung out with people, which helped keep my mind off things. Played hide-and-go-seek for a while, got bored of that, so my friend offered me a massage. I must say that massage was probably the most difficult period during these last few days. You see I haven't had a decent massage in a while, and, being under a lot of stress the past month of so, my back was in pretty bad shape. The feeling of what his hands were doing was orgasmic in itself. He had to stop a few times to ask if I was ok just because I went completely limp.
That's pretty much it.
tl,dr: Day 3-done. Yay didn't fail, much restraint needed. Now on day 4
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-06-03 7:08
hey guys.
so last night i did a little fapping, but no happy ending :3 so i'm still in.
worked my ass off all day, so once again, not thinking about the spankage. other than that, my life is boring.
FAP FAP FAP FAP
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Anonymous2006-06-03 8:13
FAP ATTACK
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Bowser!zkcfu115cw2006-06-03 9:35
Ok. So far so good I'm starting day 5.
I've been very occupied with final exams and celebrations to think about anything porn, believe me.
I also watched a lot of FMA with a friend until 5:30 a.m. so that helped a lot.
Helpful tip: Stay away from the comp; if you must use it, hide your pron folder and select "Don't show Hidden Files and Folders". Having to do all the process will give you enough laziness to not doing it.
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Anonymous2006-06-03 9:54
Haven't done it since Monday morning. I'm doing fine. Plus, I've been saving pics from all the jailbait threads posted in /b/. This is almost too easy.
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Pierce!1lQA5gZT2Y2006-06-03 10:57
Pretty sure it only gets easier once you're past the first couple days. Sleep was a serious problem the first couple days, but I adapted to that pretty quick and am caught up on sleep again. Day 5 was a breeze, even with all kinds of time to myself. Have been dropping in on b/d/e/h/s daily and saving the good stuff for the end of day 7 (and dang, there is some good stuff); certainly I get hard, but not-fapping is still easy. Self-control ftw
That said, sex has been on the brain a lot more often this week, and I seem to be more easily distracted than normal; those don't seem to fade with time. Nothing that'll stop 2 more days though; from here it'll be easy.
Onward, day 6
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Anonymous2006-06-03 11:31
Day 3 : No Fapping
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Anonymous2006-06-03 11:56
First day. Fapped twice. I'm sure I'll do better tomorrow.
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baka!dMYYvF5Blo2006-06-03 12:11
Finishing day 4, getting more doubts if I should continue..
Ok, gotta make it through day 5 at least
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Anonymous2006-06-03 14:12
I'm gonna start now, 2:12 am est, june 3 2006. Wish me luck guys D:
DAY 5.5? which is my day 10... no update again yesterday. it's getting difficult. i masturbated for a while last night and i was afraid to go too far. i went to bed turned on and that's how i woke up. this sucks :(
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Anonymous2006-06-03 14:40
>>80
Lies. It's damned difficult to avoid frequently fwapping when you have a hot boyfriend you get laid with too seldomly. (stupid long distance relationship)
I get too annoyed after three days of no orgasms. I blame the massive amount of sex I do have the weeks I do spend with my boyfriend. Fucks up your sexual habits, no pun intended.
Truth: not fapping doesn't do any harm, but can cause you to start having wet dreams
Truth: semen contains a significant quantity of zinc, so you might consider laying off once in a while or getting some zinc lozenges (usually sold for getting over a cold faster) if you fap very frequently (many times/day)
Truth: fapping after a long layoff you tend to be more sensitive and shoot a huge load. I find that sometimes you come earlier than you normally would, but the second time is amazing. Really in general there's nothing like a good fap or gf service after a layoff, which is what this contest is really about.
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Anonymous2006-06-03 15:30
fap fap fap
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Anonymous2006-06-03 15:53
I CAME!
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lol2006-06-03 15:59 (sage)
I don't believe anyone in here. There is NO proof you have not fapped at all.
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Anonymous2006-06-03 16:03 (sage)
600GET
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-06-03 16:08
>>599
true, and yet there are people actually playing this game.
:3 lol intarwebz
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Anonymous2006-06-03 16:16
I failed held for four days had a raging boner had to discharge. and Godamn the load was POrntastic.
There are, however, those of us that don't give a fuck if you believe or not... In my case, I'm trying to prove to myself, not to any of you, that I can indeed pull this off.
I'm posting here to share my expirience because there is a number of others who (claim they) are attempting the same feat.
By lying here I would only be lying to myself, and I don't like and don't want to do that...
Day 5/Hour 107
Today went much smoother than yesterday, almost nothing worth notice happened... I'm at work now, and will be till midnight if not longer... Expecting another crash-landing in the bed.
Now, for the first time since we started, I actually believe I can do this...
That is all for now, 4chan. Best of luck to all those involved.
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Bowser!zkcfu115cw2006-06-03 16:51
Damn. I was invited to go to the beach. And some girls I'm gonna go with are gorgeous!! I hope nothing serious happens like activating my Dummy Plug and eating all those girls one by one :S
Two days from now, at 5 PM PST, I will be able to fap again. The thought of it makes me happy and thrilled, but realizing that I have to last through two more days makes me wish I weren't alive anymore.
Regular functions like eyesight and hearing are starting to take a nosedive. My regular attitude is also changing. I fear even thinking it, but I believe I'm starting to become fucking EMO. If this is the penalty for this excursion, somebody please shoot me now. I can barely contain my hot man juice any longer. I feel compelled to find an innocent jailbait girl and cream all over her designer backpack.
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blandsvamp!PQzzSQ2BN.2006-06-03 19:47
I've just a few hours left on day 4. Starting day five in 10 hours. Today has been the worst day since I started, I miss the old timekilling-onehanded-machine. But i'm going to make it, after this nights sleep it's just 2 days to survive.
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Anonymous2006-06-03 20:31
First day still, and ive already been tempted to fap. Wtf this is gonna be hard... but looking at this thread gives me hope, and quiets down my boner. Somewhat. Now i need to find something to do D:
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Anonymous2006-06-03 22:55
>>605
Take pics, then post 'em on /b/. I beg of you.
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Anonymous2006-06-03 22:56
>>612
Actually, /s/ would probably be the best place to post them on.
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Anonymous2006-06-03 23:08
Day 1 again:
I have a strong urge to masturbate. I plan on it.. Looking forward to another day 1 tomorrow.
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Bowser!zkcfu115cw2006-06-03 23:21
haahah. You should have a little more of self-control
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Anonymous2006-06-03 23:34
LOLZ OMG IM SO HORNEY IM INSANE
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venezolano!FzYlsQfMuQ2006-06-03 23:48
19 year old/male
i havent fapped since yesterday friday 02/06/06, finishing my 2nd day, my record is 2 weeks without fapping, lets go
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Anonymous2006-06-03 23:51
Day 5 - Could do with one, resisting urges though.
This isn't getting any harder or easier.
key to winning = stay occupied.
I for one am going to read a book now.
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Accipitrina!TqTxeY0h6c2006-06-04 0:39
Hallo again. I'm at the tail end of Day 4; let's just call it the start of Day 5, shall we? I fapped earlier today, but delayed my happy ending thrice, and managed to stay in the game. My original plan is still in effect, but I'm not almostgasming *every* day. Just every other day or every three. Things are going pretty well, but I really need to try to get out of the house moar.
On a side note, I'm contemplating suicide. How do you guys think I should go about that?
Went one day, and then fapped. Gonna try for two days next.
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Anonymous2006-06-04 2:39
SORRY BUT 4CHAN IS 18+ ONLY.
YOU STUPID VIRGIN TEENS NEED TO GTFO NOW!
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Anonymous2006-06-04 4:04
I fapped twice again today.. Within an hour of eachother. The second time I had no cumrags in visible sight, so I was forced to wipe up the cum with my hands and lick it off my fingers. It tasted a bit salty, but pretty good. Bah, who needs cumrags..
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Anonymous2006-06-04 4:06
As a sidenote, my penis is very small right now. Almost like it wants to be left alone. Tomorrow is a new day.
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-06-04 4:22
Another day, another lack of fap. I should really stop looking at porn.
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Anonymous2006-06-04 7:06
I WILL DO THIS
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!pBDDkuoH3.2006-06-04 7:07
So, what day is it yet ;_:
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Anonymous2006-06-04 7:32
I WILL DO THIS.. I WILL START
TOMORROW
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Anonymous2006-06-04 10:57
Now starting Day SIX. haha too easy.
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Pierce!1lQA5gZT2Y2006-06-04 12:35
Yeah... it's definitely easier to do this when you're kept busy. Lots of free time yesterday; came close to failure, but stopped myself. Yay self-control.
And so begins day 7. I'll probably wait till Monday night anyway, since until then I'll be in last-minute-panic mode for my Monday finals, and by then it'll be week a after this thread started anyway. Oh well, it'll be worth the wait.
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baka!dMYYvF5Blo2006-06-04 12:54
Day 5 over \o/
Been having a lot of urge lately, all jittery =_=
Difficult to type too- constantly making typos and it's really annoying how some of the typos turn out to have sexual references.. Froid must be really amused rigth now.
Anyway, starting day 6!
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Anonymous2006-06-04 16:26
It's also easier if you're older. I'm 25 and cruising through day six. I can go for another week, easy. If I was 18 I'd probably be out by now.
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-06-04 16:28
i came.
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Bowser!zkcfu115cw2006-06-04 16:43
Ok Now I'm starting day 6. It hasn't been THAT of a problem, but must be becuase I've been prived of everything sexual. Sometimes I check /d/ or/b/ but when I start to feel weird, I stop and put some power metal or somehting HURR!!
well, today I'm gonna watch more FMA. SO I think I'll go smoooooth. Cheers 4chan!
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-06-04 17:58
Report - Day 6/Hour 130
Ooohh kaaay... Almost failed today :/
I was in the shower, and at some point my thoughts started wandering... Next thing you know, I'm remembering an anal sex session with my gf.. I was in a trance, was fapping without even being aware of it..! But(t)! I felt I was getting really close to failing when I snapped out of it, and quickly switched the shower to cold water - the shock stopped me and my little reminiscence... Aside from that little incident everything else went just fine today...
Just a little more, and I will have made it.
I'm not going to fap as soon as the competition's over, tho, since I'm promised a special reward should I last 'till tuesday evening. Looking forward to it.
Bye for now, 4chan, best of luck...
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blandsvamp!PQzzSQ2BN.2006-06-04 18:51
I'm going to sleep now, and when I wake up tomorrow morning (at noon or something) i've start at my last 48 hours of non-fapping until it becomes a week. Day 5, no big problems, just keep yourself occupied and there is no problem. But it's to many days now, I'm counting them wrong.
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Anonymous2006-06-04 19:27
bump
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Anonymous2006-06-05 1:24
bump
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-06-05 3:30
Day 5. No sign of fappage. I'd try for a month, but I do not wish to get prostate cancer.
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Victoly!8AJPKjCRP22006-06-05 4:05
fucking hell. I was looking for this shit! VICTOLY REPORTING IN. DAY 6 BEGINNING!
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Bowser!zkcfu115cw2006-06-05 4:06
Starting day 7 now. If I keep it like that I'll finish happy.
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Victoly!8AJPKjCRP22006-06-05 4:06 (sage)
Bump.
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Anonymous2006-06-05 4:33
...
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Anonymous2006-06-05 6:13
for whoever started at the start of the thread, your time ends at 8:27 PM EST tonight. everyone else hang in there until 7 days have passed!
that doesn't mean you HAVE to orgasm tonight, you can go for longer if you want!
if/when you do FAIL, post and let everyone know why/how!
ok, status report:
Day 7/Hour 150
Last day of abstinence began some 6hrs ago... Up to now, (yesterday evening/today 'till now) has been a breeze, no troubles whatsoever... I'm tired beyond reason, and since I worked first shift, I'm retreating to my home and again crashlanding in my bed...
Tomorrow it ends. I will endure.
Thank you, 4chan, this has been... Inspiring.
Best of luck to all those involved.
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rawr!8cxA36z/OA2006-06-05 14:37
day 7.
day 6 was the hardest of days, nearly failed twice. just a few hours left, &i believe i can make it.
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baka!dMYYvF5Blo2006-06-05 14:59
Ghaa! When I saw the thread was not in the Lounge list anymre I thought Yes! This is it! But noooooo, somebody had to link to it.. >_<
j/k
Went through day 6, and it's only 22 hours till finish!
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venezolano!FzYlsQfMuQ2006-06-05 19:41
status report
day 4/hour, i dont know lol
damn, ive been sick since i started, so i been all these days in home with nothing to do, i'm almost failing it everyday, hell i cant even sleep well, getting up at 3-4 am with a boner, and when im in bed my hands they go to my cock without me even noticing omg
i wanna prove myself that i can stand this, do not surrender dudes lets figto! lol
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Anonymous2006-06-05 19:43
less than an hour left!
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blandsvamp!PQzzSQ2BN.2006-06-05 20:30
status report again, in 10 hours i've made day 6 and i'll enter my last 24 hours. today hasn't been bad at all, not good either but i'll stand it.
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Anonymous2006-06-05 20:31
GO! GO! GO!
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Victoly!8AJPKjCRP22006-06-05 20:43
Finally. it's back. And I've finally reached my 7th day.
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Zelse!zcMuzdznOk2006-06-05 20:50
Still going strong day 6... must... not... fail....
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Pierce!1lQA5gZT2Y2006-06-05 21:18
...and that's a week.
FAP TIME
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Anonymous2006-06-05 21:59
you guys are just making it easier for prostate cancer to develop
>>661
I know that, but that's only if you let the **** stay in there for a while. A week is fine.
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-06-06 1:38
Haha. I forgot that I was on a site without a restrictive censor.
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Anonymous2006-06-06 2:43
666 get
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Anonymous2006-06-06 5:22
>>666
damn you!
i guess i'll have to settle for 667 get
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Anonymous2006-06-06 6:31
Ten minutes to go!
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Eternal Virgin!AboRDsJIEk2006-06-06 6:40
and I did it! Time to go fap.
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-06-06 7:41
Ok, people, I'm at my girlfriend's place, it is now 13:40 (1:40 PM)...
Day 7 finished at noon, so I guess you (we) have another winner.
I might have considered going for more, but she is just too tempting for that... Oh well, some 2-4 hours over the required time isn't too bad, eh?
For those of you interested, NO PICS. sorry
As I said before, this has been quite a revelation, in fact, certainly showed me that I can actually be useful :)
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venezolano!FzYlsQfMuQ2006-06-06 9:42
NOOOOOOOOO WRYYYYY
day 5
just failed :( my brain was confused, i started watching porn and i though it was the last day, so i fapped happily damn sure that was a lot, anyways, when i see the date 06/06/06 i realized it was just my 5th day, i was so close :(
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Anonymous2006-06-06 9:54
My last time was May 29th, around 6AM EST so that makes about 8 days and change. 196 hours so far...
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Anonymous2006-06-06 11:09
you aqll are sad :( ive gone at least 2 weeks withought even thinking about sex. a week isnt hard at all lol ^__^
Day 7. The late update is due to connection problems upstream.
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Anonymous2006-06-07 19:09
Hmmm, just did a week without it. Fapped, and it sucked...
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blandsvamp!PQzzSQ2BN.2006-06-07 20:09
Day 7 ended during the time 4chan was down. No fapping for 168 hours. Not to bad. Afterwards i released some pressure. But i made it, a week.
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Anonymous2006-06-07 20:10
I am 673.. and i most definately do have balls... and a 7.5in cock
i just dont need it as much as you all >_<
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-06-07 23:50
It is done. I am going to go fap now.
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-06-08 1:30
I, the old starter of the list, FAILED soon after I left. I was playing GGX2 at a relative's house where I was staying the night. I was alone, it was late, and I failed because of Jam. I am extremely ashamed, I barely saw it coming, but I wasn't completely surprised - it was the longest I'd gone without fapping for years.
I quickly updated the list with my failure, secretly using my relative's computer, but didn't have the chance to report here before I left. Ashamed of my weakness, I started the challenge up again personally. I won't be reporting about it in this thread, of course. I failed this battle, but I plan to win the war!
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Anonymous2006-06-08 2:32
huh................... this thread is messed, you dont need a thread to control when you masturbate or not, just stop jeez, what makes it fun to fap??? fine that out and stop it
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-06-08 3:31
Sorry, been gone with real life.
Ended up failing on day 4. I dont remember what I was looking at before taking a shower, but it was too much. Did it without even thinking about it.
No reattempt.
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Robot peen2006-06-08 20:46
I'm in! It's been about an hour.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 22:43
5 minutes! Ok I give up I'm going to /y/.
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baka!dMYYvF5Blo2006-06-09 0:51
So here's a (very) late report:
Finished day 7 on tuesday and.. guess what happened then.
Mission accomplished, i'm out.
Good luck for anyone still doing this
this is way better than new jersey
glad we plan on getting rid of that
the dog was a nice touch for this week
you're gonna have to give me a better reason than this
to stop touching myself
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Anonymous2006-10-24 19:51
Hay guyz I'm FO SHIZZLE Batman and I'm fucking in. Eurofag, so I'll stop fapping tomorrow at noon. HEAVEN OR HELL. LET'S ROCK!
YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A COMPLETELY NEW TOPIC, I WOULD HAVE JOINED AGAIN! REMEMBER ME? MY NAME WAS Faggot#Ep8pui8Vw2, YEA, REAL OLDSCHOOL HERE, YEA. BUT SRSLY, MAKE A NEW TOPIC, I DON'T FEEL LIKE SEEING WHERE THE SECOND PARTS BEGINS AND ENDS.
Yeah. That's why I'm here. It was reminiscent of the one that said no masturbating until June 15, or something like that. I still have that one, so I quickly posted it in /b/ before coming to the text boards. And no, I didn't come here only for this thread. I'd already be bored and offline if that was the case.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:18
I started 10 minutes ago. I'm getting halucinations and nausea.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:22
Anonymous won't touch his wang!
We need pics of the cumfest next week D:
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:25
I lost this morning whoops lol.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:25
Anonymous can fap all he wants and never have an orgasm.
...sucks to be me.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:30
I gave in a 3am, but I'm coming back.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:31
Why are we doing this? Its painful D:
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Ash!/mOjFdnGV62006-10-25 14:41
fuck i just fapped then saw this post :<
ill try n not fap again till 31st
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Anonymouse2006-10-25 14:45
okay mofos im in, is this until midnight or can i fap when im all dresses up at sum nightclub?
or is it strickly cum-midnight?
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:46
I SHALL PREVAIL
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:47
AUGH CRAMPS
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:47
AUUGGGH NUMBERS
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:48
can you stick it in her pooper? sex not= masturbation right?
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Anonymous2006-10-25 14:54
my girlfriend doesn't agree with this thread
i will fail this proposition in approxamatly 3 hours
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Anonymous!pTJTiX5GMg2006-10-25 14:59
I'm in.
Day 1: haven't fapped for a couple of days, this is going to be hard.
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whatthesnacks!5qbrhT4Naw2006-10-25 15:04
First day, fapped around nine yesterday. It's already proving more difficult than I thought.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 15:11
1.1.1.1.1
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Dr. Pepperhead2006-10-25 15:13
I almost lost the game this morning... luckily I caught myself touching myself and stopped... anyway, still going strong. I haven't thought about it all day... yet...
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Anonymous2006-10-25 15:22
I failed, i sexed.
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Vahn!UaOT6zV2Qk2006-10-25 15:30
Last night I almost started exactly at around 12:15, but then I stopped and cried myself to sleep.
I'm still going full force, though.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 15:36
Yeah, the first 2 hours or so were a bitch.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 15:43
Must Hold in temptation
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Robin Sure2006-10-25 15:44
Easy. Gave it up for lent one year to see if I could manage. I'm in.
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Sinef Noma2006-10-25 15:56
I'm in
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Anonymous2006-10-25 16:05
ok
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Pumpkin Scissors O.o;2006-10-25 16:07
I am so IN!
i usually don't fap so much but lately(the past 2 weeks) i've been fapping nearly every day. Some times even fapping in 2 sessions. I think I need some self control D:. I know 4chan can help! =]
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Pumpkin Scissors O.o;2006-10-25 16:09
Oh btw, is it ok if we still look at hentai, pron, etc...just as long if we don't fap? =]
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CockNigra!f5B4hs5lRw2006-10-25 16:42
Shit I was about to fap, but I guess I will enter this
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Larrikin2006-10-25 17:09
Ive been going 3-4 weeks at a time without fapping since I've gotten to college, this should be easy.
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NiGHTSmare72006-10-25 17:31
STILL HOLDING IN THE BABY BATTER
I FAP EVERY DAY..THIS GOING TO SUCK
BTW, I FAILED THIS LAST YEAR
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EpicZoidberg!eOMVbLP/Do2006-10-25 17:47
Still going strong, but the first "how about a fap" impulses are starting to appear.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 18:12
It's impossible to go a whole day without fapping once, you guys are all horrible liers.
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Angra!F2RAhWDpXw2006-10-25 18:50
OK, I'm out. Should've known that browsing 4chan would be a bad idea...
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ScoutsOA2006-10-25 18:54
Whew, good thing I havent fapped yet. 1 week here I go
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Anonymous2006-10-25 18:55
Me and my girlfriend are doing this and on the 31st gonna explode together.
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Anonymous !eR9.HJcRZE2006-10-25 19:04
I fukken failed. I was browsing 12chan when I just couldn't hold it in. stay strong, /b/rothers
Pope Superman I lawls at all those who have lost by now.
He has only even touched his wang once, when he woke up this morning.
He also has a question regarding its constant semi-erect status.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 21:21
No orgasms, right
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Pope Superman I2006-10-25 21:22
I'm the pope, so this shouldn't be such a big deal.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 21:23
I failed. dammit.
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Anonymous2006-10-25 21:23
bumping for GET
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Pope Superman I2006-10-25 21:25
NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND times 8/90 GET
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Anonymous2006-10-25 21:32
I've been fapping off and on for a whole week, but always stopping before orgasm
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Pope Superman I2006-10-25 21:34
Just did that, It's pretty hard to stop
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Anonymous2006-10-25 23:22
This is much harder than i thought it would be :\
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Anonymous2006-10-25 23:43
Dr. Pepperhead here... I just thought I'd drop by and whine and say I don't know if I'll make it. For one, my girlfriend just entered that wonderful time of the month, which means no sex for about a week. Also, I just discovered 7898chan's BBW board... were I a lesser man, I'd weep...
Where are you copy pasting all this from? Post a link to the thread nigga!
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BirdeyHilltop2006-10-26 0:24
alright, starting day 2.. didn't even touch it but got a couple of random boners at work. For me not jerking it unshys me like crazy. The sheer amount of ball juice stored after a week makes approaching random girls so fucking easy whereas normally im shy as fuck, so maybe it'll work for u too.~
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\/ein2006-10-26 0:45
I think it's just no orgasms.
If i can't have my sexual fantasies at night about anime characters, i am going to DIE.
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Anonymous2006-10-26 1:09
Guess what?
The Game
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Anonymous2006-10-26 1:11
I always failed so hard before this, but now that there's competition i'm actually going for it. Thanks /b/.
Keep my mind off fapping...
Keep my mind off fapping...
Keep my... oh shit.
Oh well, I'll survive. I've done it before time to do it again. :(
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Anonymous2006-10-26 3:00
this thread is rife with fail
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Smiley2006-10-26 3:49
day one: complete.
just a side note guys; it isn't that hard, given a certain mindset.
when i was bedridden in a hospital, i didn't fap for two months. now, i could've gotten away with it, but there are some things you just don't do. convince yourself that fapping this week is one of those things, and you too can succeed.
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Anonymous2006-10-26 4:50
>>825
it's not fapping, it's orgasming. if you had a wet dream in those 2 months, welcome to fail.
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Anonymous2006-10-26 9:45
>>826
well technically it's also a 'without fapping' contest so everything applies
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!Bmp/BAn.ME2006-10-26 10:06
Man, you know what? I just played with myself, teasing my cock, rubbing it gently, caressing the pressurepoints, etc, for 7 hours, if I got close to orgam, I stopped for a bit, then went back. Oh man, when I finally let go, damn that was one hell of an orgasm. I shot farther and harder than I've ever shot before, oh and the feeling. <3
I suggest you all try it once this is over.
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Anonymous2006-10-26 11:31
what pressure points? GUIDE ME
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Anonymous2006-10-26 11:59
Don't Dimmak your dick, its not fun.
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Forced Anon2006-10-26 12:07
dammit 4chan. its the second bloody day and this is already starting to get difficult.
i agree with >>807, not fapping makes me so bloody outgoing.
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countmein!ifail2006-10-26 12:22
I tried this a few times in the past but by next day I forget all about it and when I remember it's already too late.
This time I will pull through! Gothic 3 here I come! (it has like 1 female in the whole game).
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Anonymous2006-10-26 12:38
i can last more than a month without fapping and without a gf, you just need a little bit of will power
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Anonymous2006-10-26 12:55
you guys are all wimps
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Anonymous2006-10-26 14:18
Yeah yeah yeah I wanna wanna wanna fap. Not gonna. I also recently quit having sex while drunk. My sex life is officially gone.
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Anonymous2006-10-26 14:40
I'm joining in on this, iv'e been fapping so hard lately. This contest is just what i need
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Anonymous2006-10-26 14:51
Nevermind. I quit.
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whatthesnacks!5qbrhT4Naw2006-10-26 15:41
This would be easier if circumstances didn't require me to be surrounded by jailbait for hours on end.
For the past day or so I have kept myself busy doing other things... I am now back at home, where I would normally fap. A few times. But due to this contest, I cannot.
>>841
I'm sorry, I don't associate with white trash. And you seem to be a pretty exemplary specimen. Let's see what we've got.. tripfaggotry, wapanese faggotry, compulsive lying and probably zoophilia. Get outta of my sight you inbred hick.
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Anonymous2006-10-26 17:45
I start with a little less. If i hang on next 2 hours then i call it a win.
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Anonymous!pTJTiX5GMg2006-10-26 19:02
Day 2: Still yet to fap
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Anonymous2006-10-26 20:19
Gah. I wish I knew about this earlier. this is epic.
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Pope Superman I!t5di6NOvvk2006-10-26 20:41
New and Improved with tripcode.
Close second day.
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!WSgPeEy3kM2006-10-26 21:07
I forgot to post my tripcode
Day 1: It was suprisely easy
Day 2: Everything that looks like a boob is porn
and yes I started this at tuesday at midnight,but because I saw it on /b/ I didn't put down my tripcode
Can someone tell me, Am I allowed to touch my penis? am I allowed to look at porn? am I still legit as long as I don't splooge?
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Anonymous2006-10-26 21:38
Still going. Hang in there, /b/.
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Anonymous2006-10-26 21:40
I haven't fapped for over 5 months now. One more week is nothing. I'm going to win, faggots.
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Anonymous2006-10-26 21:43
I began this yesterday. 24 hours so far.
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AsshatFuckstick!G2S2Zjgngs2006-10-26 22:04
fuck you except all for 849 ive been going for a month
im lasting so far, but MAN, it sucks. I fap once a day usually, sometimes more. This is a test of my willpower.
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Anonymous2006-10-27 7:25
Starting on the third day, oh lordy, I feel like crying. I'm not horny, but I feel I should masturbate anyway... I must resist though. The fapping will so be worth it after these 7 days.
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Anonymous2006-10-27 7:45
Failed
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Anonymous2006-10-27 8:12
I guess I'm in.
I refuse to use tripcodes though
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Anonymous2006-10-27 11:58
Official Day 3 (It's already been about 6 or 7 days realistically for me, though), still going strong without any urges. I don't know, I can't get turned on by anything anymore ever since my girlfriend broke up with me. I locked my hentai collection away on a DVD-R inside a box while I was still with her because I no longer had a need for it, wrapped a bunch of electrical tape around it the box, and I haven't even bothered to rip it open ominously even though I know it's all there for me now and it doesn't mean fuck if I look at it for fappage. No signs of nocturnal emissions either. I think she turned me asexual, guys. =/
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WHOSGOTSNAKES!p7EtHzUhpU2006-10-27 14:37
SNAKES HERE, THIS IS REALLY HARD. The last time we had this challange I had no problems. But this time, there's alot of good pron on /b/. Why does /b/ do this to me? WHY?!
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Pope Superman I!t5di6NOvvk2006-10-27 15:09
Pope Superman Here:
Still no fappage.
getting harder.
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Anonymous2006-10-27 15:12
sorry guys, i lose
i got raped getting off the subway yesterday and had an orgasm against me will :(
I HAVE FAILED
I NEVER EXPECTED NEW GOOD SHIT IN /h/ TODAY
MY SLIPPERY SUCCULENT SNAKE WAS RIPPING MY PANTS SO I TOOK THEM OFF
I ENJOYED THE HARBL TIME
NEXT YEAR I CANT LURK ON /s//h//e/
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Anonymous2006-10-27 20:24
Still haven't fapped. Stay classy, Anonymous.
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Anonymous2006-10-27 20:37
>>867
Yeah, probably the only thing left for me now is to just become an hero.
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EpicZoidberg!eOMVbLP/Do2006-10-27 22:05
Still in the race, here.
From time to time, my balls feel like someone put a hedgehog on crack in my pants, but other than that, all is well.
On the fourth day now. I've taken this time to build up a large amount of high quality fap material for when this is over.
I can't remember the last time I've had random erections like this, though.
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WHOSGOTSNAKES!p7EtHzUhpU2006-10-28 13:01
Day 4, also. Things are getting interesting. My dreams are becoming insanely sexual. Everything I look at makes me horny. and like 882 i'm having random erections. I'm having a hard time holding back, but I think i'll make it. HANG IN THERE, GUYS! SNAKES OUT!
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EpicZoidberg!eOMVbLP/Do2006-10-28 16:17
I dreamed that I fapped.
When I woke up I was like "God dammit, I lo- oh, wait, no I didn't. Jesus Christ..."
This is getting fun at last.
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EpicZoidberg!eOMVbLP/Do2006-10-28 16:18
>>886
You know, now that I think of it, how sad is it that I dreamed of fapping, rather than of fucking someone?
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Anonymous2006-10-28 17:43
ARG, this is the worst damn idea ever. But im still in.
Also, still in. The end being so close makes it slightly easier to ignore the increasing urge to fap.
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nak2006-10-29 16:51
Im not on the ranker, but Ive been not fapping since day 1
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Anonymous2006-10-29 19:38
So far I've only failed 4 times!
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Anonymous2006-10-29 20:00
I haven't masturbated since this thread began and now my balls are the size of basketballs and leak semen occassionally. I'm afraid if I masturbate I might explode.