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4chan week without fapping.

Name: Some Random Fag !nlN67IfzjM 2006-05-29 20:27

In a couple of thrads on /b/ several /b/tards including myself were talking about abstainin from masturbating for a week. This thread is here to continue the discussion and record the progress of those who have chosen to participate.

Name: Raccoon !l98SWGdMBg 2006-10-26 17:19

Dear /b/ and other Anon-

For the past day or so I have kept myself busy doing other things... I am now back at home, where I would normally fap. A few times. But due to this contest, I cannot.

I want to cry ;_;

Persist I will. Stay strong, /b/rothers.

Name: /b/ 2006-10-26 17:34 (sage)

>>841
I'm sorry, I don't associate with white trash. And you seem to be a pretty exemplary specimen. Let's see what we've got.. tripfaggotry, wapanese faggotry, compulsive lying and probably zoophilia. Get outta of my sight you inbred hick.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 17:45

I start with a little less. If i hang on next 2 hours then i call it a win.

Name: Anonymous !pTJTiX5GMg 2006-10-26 19:02

Day 2: Still yet to fap

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 20:19

Gah. I wish I knew about this earlier. this is epic.

Name: Pope Superman I !t5di6NOvvk 2006-10-26 20:41

New and Improved with tripcode.

Close second day.

Name: !WSgPeEy3kM 2006-10-26 21:07

I forgot to post my tripcode
Day 1: It was suprisely easy
Day 2: Everything that looks like a boob is porn
and yes I started this at tuesday at midnight,but because I saw it on /b/ I didn't put down my tripcode
Can someone tell me, Am I allowed to touch my penis? am I allowed to look at porn? am I still legit as long as I don't splooge?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 21:38

Still going. Hang in there, /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 21:40

I haven't fapped for over 5 months now. One more week is nothing. I'm going to win, faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 21:43

I began this yesterday. 24 hours so far.

Name: AsshatFuckstick !G2S2Zjgngs 2006-10-26 22:04

fuck you except all for 849 ive been going for a month

Name: whatthesnacks !5qbrhT4Naw 2006-10-26 22:26

>>849

Lies and debauchery, or there is more to this story.

Name: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !DLUg7SsaxM#oxhs+eEVaevG6mL 2006-10-26 23:01

Masturbating is for virgins and faggots

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 0:03

>>853
you are incorrect, it is for all of humanity to share and enjoy

Name: Smiley 2006-10-27 0:21

day two complete

>>826
nope. not one emission while bedridden. i'd imagine the attavan helped.

Name: Some Random Fag !nlN67IfzjM 2006-10-27 1:46

I'm out. FAILURE.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 3:05

I'm out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 3:18

>>856

FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 3:41

im lasting so far, but MAN, it sucks. I fap once a day usually, sometimes more. This is a test of my willpower.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 7:25

Starting on the third day, oh lordy, I feel like crying. I'm not horny, but I feel I should masturbate anyway... I must resist though. The fapping will so be worth it after these 7 days.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 7:45

Failed

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 8:12

I guess I'm in.
I refuse to use tripcodes though

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 11:58

Official Day 3 (It's already been about 6 or 7 days realistically for me, though), still going strong without any urges. I don't know, I can't get turned on by anything anymore ever since my girlfriend broke up with me. I locked my hentai collection away on a DVD-R inside a box while I was still with her because I no longer had a need for it, wrapped a bunch of electrical tape around it the box, and I haven't even bothered to rip it open ominously even though I know it's all there for me now and it doesn't mean fuck if I look at it for fappage. No signs of nocturnal emissions either. I think she turned me asexual, guys. =/

Name: WHOSGOTSNAKES !p7EtHzUhpU 2006-10-27 14:37

SNAKES HERE, THIS IS REALLY HARD. The last time we had this challange I had no problems. But this time, there's alot of good pron on /b/. Why does /b/ do this to me? WHY?!

Name: Pope Superman I !t5di6NOvvk 2006-10-27 15:09

Pope Superman Here:
Still no fappage.
getting harder.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 15:12

sorry guys, i lose

i got raped getting off the subway yesterday and had an orgasm against me will :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 15:13

>>863

BWHAHAAH KILL YOURSELF

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 16:09

i fapped just last minute. true story.

Name: NiGHTSmare7 2006-10-27 16:39

I HAVE FAILED
I NEVER EXPECTED NEW GOOD SHIT IN /h/ TODAY
MY SLIPPERY SUCCULENT SNAKE WAS RIPPING MY PANTS SO I TOOK THEM OFF
I ENJOYED THE HARBL TIME
NEXT YEAR I CANT LURK ON /s//h//e/

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 20:24

Still haven't fapped. Stay classy, Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 20:37

>>867
Yeah, probably the only thing left for me now is to just become an hero.

Name: EpicZoidberg !eOMVbLP/Do 2006-10-27 22:05

Still in the race, here.

From time to time, my balls feel like someone put a hedgehog on crack in my pants, but other than that, all is well.

Name: Vahn !UaOT6zV2Qk 2006-10-28 1:10

I'm still in, miraculously...

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 1:18

>>892 failed

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 2:00

still in it after day two, but dr. jeckyl is getting stronger...

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 2:09

HEY 4chan is 18+ no old posts GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 2:14

>>875
fuck. i mean hyde.

dammit i'd better fap, i can't even think straight anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 6:55

3 days down.

Name: Dave Rodgers !DXg7GnhWGc 2006-10-28 7:02

I gave the fuck up. 

Fuck this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 9:38

Your balls will explode if you don't fap!

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