4chan week without fapping.

In a couple of thrads on /b/ several /b/tards including myself were talking about abstainin from masturbating for a week. This thread is here to continue the discussion and record the progress of those who have chosen to participate.

Im out guys, i think the shock of stopping cold turkey is affecting my health.

I constantly feel sick, and i cant sleep at all.

i made it to the 5th day tho, i feel proud of that.

You people are weak.  I stopped cold turkey for three weeks one time.  Didn't even realize it had been that long by the end, either.

It's easy when you're not conscious of it.  It's like saying "don't think of white polar bears."

>>556
yeah. thanks a lot for posting that. really.

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Fux, I DLed a batch of hentai and skimmed through it, but am twitching to touch myself. At least it's harder without having a dick in the way, but feeling very uncomfortable.

>>559

For me I think my body was just too used to it before sleep. I always masturbate before sleep and have for almost every night the past 12-14 years. After a couple of nights I just wasn't able to sleep, and as soon as I busted I was ready to rest.

I think for most 4channers though it's a self control problem though.

Raccoon. Start of Day 4.

Last night was rough. After planning on, and then failing to see her, I was left with my imagination.

I was close to failing, but stopped myself.

Sorry for not posting any updates, i've made day 3 and in 10 hours i'll finish my day 4. Until then, sleep. 3 days haven't been such a big problem as i thought but i've been away on vacation so no /b/ or /s/ browsing until now. I'm going to make this for you, 4chan.

Reporting in...
Day 4 / hour 87
So far, so good, getting hard... Constantly :D
Seriously, I've had a daydream about sex w/ my gf, as a result of a dream and some talk from last night... Managed to control myself, tho.
And then my younger sister comes back from school, bringing two of her (female) friends, one of which is a model... They are all 16 y.o. Apparently, my sis and the model one were trying to persuade and teach the third one to use an electric epilator, in this case this particular one...
http://www.consumer.philips.com/catalog/HP/HP6408_00_webImage198.jpg
So there they were, in panties and bras, in a bathroom behind half-opened doors, giggling...
So I quickly tried to distract myself with Freelancer, to no avail... Then I switched over to my trusty Genesis and Sonic 3 & Knuckles, again, not too helpful, I could still hear the girls... Very loud Machinae Supremacy saved me. Only just...
Too much /b/ lurking = serious deviations in thought progression. I stopped myself from developing thoughts or taking actions that I would never forgive myself
Afterwards all went smoothly until I stumbled upon a very interesting object. Here's the deal: I work at an internet cafe, and there are these two 16 or 17 y.o. girls that come regularly to do some IRCing... Well this time they left behind a pack of lip gloss, phallusoid in shape, pic:
http://xthost.info/Setsuna/IMG_0672.jpg
The pic is in 1:1 ratio - you see the actual object size
What at first puzzled and then excited me was the scent.
The gloss itself has raspberry aroma, but the package faintly smelled like stale urin (just faintly, kinda sweet fragrance) and I'm positive that it had that 'background smell' of feromones. This has been verified by a couple of my friends here, so I'm not imagining it...
I suppose you see what I'm implying here, so.. heh.
Again, did some sex-related chat (but not cyber!) with my gf while at work... None of this helped, and the only thing I'm counting on to prevent me from failing is fatigue.
Good night, 4chan. I will try not to fail...
WIsh me luck.

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>>570
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>>572

zOMG SAME PERSON

Well shit, I'm out. All fucking day I couldn't concentrate on anything and so got none of the work done that I wanted to. (Didn't get any work done yesterday either, but for other reasons.) I had a bunch of stuff I wanted to do too, which pissed me off, so I finally blew it (haha, pun intended) just now, about two hours before the end of the sixth day. I'm sure I could have held out too, there wasn't a huge urge or anything, but it was just way too distracting today. It went very smooth up till now tho, so I was surprised. Sucks too, because tomorrow I have an all day party, and so would've had no problem holding out all day tomorrow, finishing off my week. Oh well, when I go back to Peru, I'll probably be able to do it for a month without even thinking about it (besides hopefully getting the girlfriend my roommate's promising me). Good luck to all the rest of you.

Hey, nerds.

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Here're the latest stats.

Keep it real. And by real, I mean exercise an ounce of self control, will ya?

I just masturbated. Felt damn good as usual. Ahh, good thing I'm not an anti-sex fuckwad like all of you bastards.

I managed to get through my normal ritual of looking for pr0n to fap to without the fapping part.

I seem to be doing fine, I'm going to have an awesome orgasm when this is all said and done.

Failed! But I don't feel to bad about it. Just spent 2 hours fapping, stopping at the point of coming, but then finally giving in.

You all are such pussies. If you used some willpower you'd seem like less of a tool. And girls like guys that are in control-- macho as shit.

Hey! I think it's day 4 now... Today I was busy busy busy. Woke up early, got all prettified and went to con. Wandered around, ran into people, wandered around some more. Bought stuff. Tried to keep my mind off things, failed.

After a while I headed to work. The drive over was difficult. My mind wandered and I started reminissing about ex-boyfriends and having sex in cars...and in other places. Its been a while since I've had sex and memories + pent-up sexual frustration = bad.

Work tested me as well. I was put in the stock room today and was doing some crap with the guys clothing for my manager. I was all alone, sorting and sensoring stuff. Mind wandered again and the random phallic objects all around me didn't help. Was tempted several times, but resisted.

After work, went back to con. Hung out with people, which helped keep my mind off things. Played hide-and-go-seek for a while, got bored of that, so my friend offered me a massage. I must say that massage was probably the most difficult period during these last few days. You see I haven't had a decent massage in a while, and, being under a lot of stress the past month of so, my back was in pretty bad shape. The feeling of what his hands were doing was orgasmic in itself. He had to stop a few times to ask if I was ok just because I went completely limp.

That's pretty much it.

tl,dr: Day 3-done. Yay didn't fail, much restraint needed. Now on day 4

hey guys.

so last night i did a little fapping, but no happy ending :3 so i'm still in.

worked my ass off all day, so once again, not thinking about the spankage. other than that, my life is boring.

FAP FAP FAP FAP

FAP ATTACK

Ok. So far so good I'm starting day 5.
I've been very occupied with final exams and celebrations to think about anything porn, believe me.
I also watched a lot of FMA with a friend until 5:30 a.m. so that helped a lot.
Helpful tip: Stay away from the comp; if you must use it, hide your pron folder and select "Don't show Hidden Files and Folders". Having to do all the process will give you enough laziness to not doing it.

Haven't done it since Monday morning. I'm doing fine. Plus, I've been saving pics from all the jailbait threads posted in /b/. This is almost too easy.

Pretty sure it only gets easier once you're past the first couple days. Sleep was a serious problem the first couple days, but I adapted to that pretty quick and am caught up on sleep again. Day 5 was a breeze, even with all kinds of time to myself. Have been dropping in on b/d/e/h/s daily and saving the good stuff for the end of day 7 (and dang, there is some good stuff); certainly I get hard, but not-fapping is still easy. Self-control ftw

That said, sex has been on the brain a lot more often this week, and I seem to be more easily distracted than normal; those don't seem to fade with time. Nothing that'll stop 2 more days though; from here it'll be easy.

Onward, day 6

Day 3 : No Fapping

First day. Fapped twice. I'm sure I'll do better tomorrow.

Finishing day 4, getting more doubts if I should continue..
Ok, gotta make it through day 5 at least

I'm gonna start now, 2:12 am est, june 3 2006. Wish me luck guys D:

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DAY 5.5? which is my day 10... no update again yesterday. it's getting difficult. i masturbated for a while last night and i was afraid to go too far. i went to bed turned on and that's how i woke up. this sucks :(

>>80
Lies. It's damned difficult to avoid frequently fwapping when you have a hot boyfriend you get laid with too seldomly. (stupid long distance relationship)
I get too annoyed after three days of no orgasms. I blame the massive amount of sex I do have the weeks I do spend with my boyfriend. Fucks up your sexual habits, no pun intended.

day...6?  still going wtf

jeez im gonna explode

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I'm going to try next week...

Never got the message and Fapped shortly after...

Truth: not fapping doesn't do any harm, but can cause you to start having wet dreams

Truth: semen contains a significant quantity of zinc, so you might consider laying off once in a while or getting some zinc lozenges (usually sold for getting over a cold faster) if you fap very frequently (many times/day)

Truth: fapping after a long layoff you tend to be more sensitive and shoot a huge load.  I find that sometimes you come earlier than you normally would, but the second time is amazing.  Really in general there's nothing like a good fap or gf service after a layoff, which is what this contest is really about.

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I CAME!

I don't believe anyone in here. There is NO proof you have not fapped at all.

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