In a couple of thrads on /b/ several /b/tards including myself were talking about abstainin from masturbating for a week. This thread is here to continue the discussion and record the progress of those who have chosen to participate.
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orlyTS!5J06NLcMS62006-05-31 21:56
~43 hours since last fap...
well when i first started like 2 hours after i made the comitment, bitcommet poped up and was like DING pr0n torrent DONE! i watched it and almost failed, but a funny ass part came acout and i laughed and shut it off. it was close!
now im sitting in class talking to a friend on the net and just mentioning not wacking off made me think about it and i am rock hard in class! i feel like whipping it out right now and beating off! aHH so hard!
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-05-31 22:09
Day 2, and I haven't even fapped, let alone orgasmed.
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Murdock!Wqlx42XAKg2006-05-31 22:15
Day 4 | 1900 hours
I have fallen. A combination blow from /b/, Anna Ohura - Oil Massage.avi, Stacey Valentine - My Plaything - Virtual Missionary.mpg, and Sexy Italian Fucks In Shower Then Bed.mpg knocked me out of the race.
It was a good run though, just over three days.
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Murdock!Wqlx42XAKg2006-05-31 22:20
four*
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Bowser2006-05-31 23:06
>>443
Stupid. You don't watch erotic stuff while on the CHALLENGE!
Day 2 no probs.
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faggot!Ep8pui8Vw22006-05-31 23:17
Day 3
Hi again, woke up and my glory was full on hard asa rock. Even pissing and thinking about nasty stuff didn't make it go down. :(
Went to school without breakfast,the thought of masturbating actually didn't even come to mind. :D
But, I went to the mall to get some new shoes, and I passed by the massaging place, ohhhhh baby! Some nice women were there getting oiled up and shit. Dammit, I feel so fucking perve-..Wait, ofcourse I do, I visit 4chan!
But I just ignored it with all my might, no matter that I had an erection, and I'm positive a few people saw it, heh.
I feel myself slowly slipping into the abyss...... Going to work on some pepakura, so later! =D
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Faggy!YGiTeeJCUA2006-05-31 23:55
I'm so horny right now I found this girl I hate attractive.
I'm almost up to day 4.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 0:09
>>437
Basic training for what branch, and where?
I just went to Basic Training fairly recently, and we didnt touch a computer once. Hell, we never went near anywhere with a computer.
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janome!0c/m749HOY2006-06-01 0:19
Day 2 is complete. Long day of work, found many groceries to be phallic shaped or vaginal shaped. Got uni orientation tommorow and the day after. and then moar werk. I might hold out until A-kon for that extra edge to find a chick to bone :D which is another one of my goals btw. G'night ya'll, seeya after uni orientation.
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-06-01 0:22
Raccoon- Day 2, at 30 hours.
By playing games, I am able to resist my urge to fap.
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-01 0:32
Girls, when you masturbate, how do you do it?
Myself, I do it in bed at night, wearing one of those "light days" pads in my underwear (usually for periods...), and rub myself. It keeps my hand clean and dry. I just change it when I go to the bathroom.
I was thinking of getting a toy, though... since I'm afraid to get carpol tunnel someday. Women have much higher rates than men, and I think a lot of it has to do with the angle when women are masturbating, comepared to guys who can pump.
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janome!0c/m749HOY2006-06-01 0:41
>>451
I do beliebe this thread is filled with men that can help.
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Victoly2006-06-01 0:46
I don't habeeb.
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-06-01 0:54
DAY 2 END
I'm officially starting Day 3, even though it's 10PM here, because I started three days ago. Going to watch some Haruhi and then sleep. The urge is strong, but not painful...yet....
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Victoly2006-06-01 0:55
meh. sorry about the late change name. Anyhows. 2nd day up. I'm doing fine for now. Just that I see my girlfriend tomorrow... and she has a tight korean ass. Any suggestions /b/? (spare the stick it in her pooper)
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Phife_Zieg2006-06-01 1:07
DAY 3: Hour 1
Wow, I find myself distracted from the urge. Still working through it, though.
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Phife_Zieg2006-06-01 1:09
>>451
(Guy trying to jeopardize other contestants.)
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-01 1:48
>>457
lol! Sorry, I'll stop XD; I am a girl, though.
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-06-01 1:57
>>455 >>456
Get a tripcode and I'll add you to the list. Otherwise drama could ensue
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-06-01 1:58
day 2 [night]:
i have been at work all day, so i have not had any urges to do anything but wash dishes and clean floors.
starting to go a little crazy, though.
woo!
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Zelse!zcMuzdznOk2006-06-01 2:39
Still going good - just finished Day 2
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Bowser2006-06-01 2:44
me too. day 2 is about to finish!
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Some Random Fag!nlN67IfzjM2006-06-01 2:52
Day 3 - It's about 3am and i'm having some serious difficulty. I need to work at 8:30 and I can't sleep. I just laid in bed for about an hour and a half. My thoughts were drifting between work and beating off. Then I got an erection and got ou of bed. I was the first person to commit to doing this so I really don't want to fail, but I don't know if I can continue.
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anonymous!xi8/JKFwzo2006-06-01 2:59
The end of day 2. I went from fapping pretty much once or twice a day to nothing. I have downloaded porn from /b/ in the mean time and have so far withstood the urge to fap. I am the god damn iron man. I just hope I can keep this up.
I failed. I just couldn't sleep, and I need to go to work tomarrow. Good luck to the others, next time we do this i'll try again and will hopefully do a little better.
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zappy!uw59rPAKyY2006-06-01 4:05
Day 3 -- FAILURE
Last night I couldn't sleep.
I went to bed late, around 2am, and was lying in bed not fapping until the sun rose. I have no idea when I actually got to sleep.
I woke up to the smell of failure, after I apparently slept well through my alarm, waking up at 2pm. Now my sleep schedule is all thrown off, and my boss is pissed.
To think, yesterday I was doing so well :(
Good luck to everyone else involved in this contest.
personal advice:
Fapping is obviously important to your (well at least my) health, don't kill yourself over this.
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ayuh!wCEUfiK7lI2006-06-01 4:18
wauuugh
13 hours in
insomnia
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Anonymous2006-06-01 4:57
Captain's log, stardate 20060601: I failed yesterday. しまった.
Jesus christ, i feel like im quiting heroin. I went from 2-3 times a day, to nothing.
So far it isnt an unresistable need or anything, its just a constant idea in the back of my head, and i mean CONSTANT. For example:
I drive down the street and think, "that girl looks kinda cute... ZOMG BANG HER NOW DO IT!!!!" I tell myself to shut up, and keep driving.
A ways farther down the street and see a car broken down on the side of the road. i think "Man, sucks for the dr- MAYBE ITS A CHICK DUDE! GO OVER THERE AND BE HER HERO! SHE'LL LET YOU FUCK HER FOR SURE!!!!"
At first it was just the porn on /b/ making this hard, now its gotten to the point where i find just about anything erotic.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 7:13
Wait - it's just "don't fap", I can still have sex, right?
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LOL WHO AM I KIDDING I'M A /B/-TARD OLOLOL
If you wait long enough your dick will get super sensitive and feel great even when you're barely rubbing it. You'll always think about women and sex, and everything that's slightly kinky or sexy will give you a rock hard boner. You may also experience wet dreams with vivid imagery. At least that has been my experience with holding off masturbating for more than a week.