In a couple of thrads on /b/ several /b/tards including myself were talking about abstainin from masturbating for a week. This thread is here to continue the discussion and record the progress of those who have chosen to participate.
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Kei Maheara!XnlBbxwBNc2006-05-30 17:16
Day two goes fine, until I return home and browse /b/. That was a problem, but I've managed to ignore it for the most part. I hope I can last the rest of the week :(
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:20
>>239
Fuck that. So many girls fail at getting an orgasm, not to speak of multiple orgasms that it's not funny.
MY PENIS IS SUPERIOUR AND IT IS MY PRIVILIGE AND IT'S SHOWING !!!
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:27
I'm going on a vacation. It will actually be pretty easy for me.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:28
bix nood
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ThatDumbGuy!Rk530IveGA2006-05-30 17:32
Sup?
I'm gonna try it!
Doubtful I'll make it tho.
See ya...
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:35
I actually failed tonight, I just had a wank in the shower. God it sucked.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 17:35
>>241
avoid /b/ threads devoted to the contest at all costs
DAY ONE (STILL)
MAY 30
TIME ELAPSED: 25 (Twenty-five) Hours
Long story short: I didn't ejaculate/orgasm. IT IS SO FRUSTRATING WHEN I CANNOT CONSUMMATE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH A PORN STAR THROUGH MY LEFT HAND. ARRRRRRRGH!!1!
>>225
We're usually too old to know better, too young to not care. =( So am I (still).
p.s I'm watching hardcore bondage videos right now.
To explain, the bitch is tired up to a tree with a branch jammed down her throar, she's gagging like mad. Her tits are tied up with rope and then the rope around the tree to make sure she's squeezed against it real tight.
LOL a spider fell into her hair and she's thrashing and screaming.
good times.
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-05-30 18:17
Mark me at- lets say 6PM, 5/30/06
20/Male
I guess I'm in.
Fapped this morning, to the thread in /B/
One week? Fine. For the glory of 4Chan.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:18
This will be damn easy. I can't 'fap' with blood in the way.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:23
Has anyone made a list of the ones that have entered? Those with trips at least. It would be interesting to see how many survive, and track their progress.
With enough people, we could.. you know, bet internets to see who wins.
Wait, that would have to be for more than a week, I think.
I say your logic is faulty sir. Pornography is my main hobby, besides collecting cars. I'm successful, have my own home and many friends. I just don't spend all of my time manhandling my genitals.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:39
I'll join next time
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:41
day 2: 6:40 pm
Hands are typing on their own, want to watch some porn, bored. fapping is too fun.
Holding out for now. let's see if I do as well for the next 5 days
Im less than an hour into this, and I just tried scratching my balls. Urge to fap was almost too great to overcome.
Elapsed time: <1 Hour.
... This is gonna suck, 4Chan. But I will resist and emerge victorious.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:53 (sage)
OH god how long has it been?!?! i am slowly dying inside
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:54
I failed.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 18:56
Is it the 5th already ????
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:01
can i rub one out now then start after?
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anonyomus2006-05-30 19:08
I haven't 'bated for 3 days, I'm still going.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:09
i fap, therefore i am
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-05-30 19:30
>>225
Pr0n allows males to safely simulate an activity that, biologically speaking, they should be doing as soon as sexual maturity sets in. Practicing it has no effect on intelligence. Stop trying to sound cool.
That said, I'm in.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:34
OMG ITZ TOO PAINFUL
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Gokhan!j7NbqbCkFQ2006-05-30 19:40
Sorry Guys 3 hours away from completing my day 2 I failed
Wish the rest of you some luck
I am heading back to that Straight Shota thread I was looking at earlier
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:45
O god....It's been like 1 day
Save me!
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:50
Ha Ha Ha. Oh wow. This is a very strong test of willpower. I'm absolutely positive I won't make it, but I'm in.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 19:57
Day goes good, nothing good on /s/, /b/, or /gif/. Refraining from looking at /d/ so I can live through the week. Locked down the porn folders.