In a couple of thrads on /b/ several /b/tards including myself were talking about abstainin from masturbating for a week. This thread is here to continue the discussion and record the progress of those who have chosen to participate.
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-06-01 17:57
Going to sleep, it's midnight...
Some badass rain and I don't have an umbrella
I hope that'll help lessen the urge
Good night, 4chan, I wish you well...
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Anonymous2006-06-01 18:25
A lot of you are crossing the 4th day mark-- more than halfway there. Best of luck, boys.
Oi.. i was wondering,,. if i dont fap for a week ill have loads of come eh.
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Faggy!YGiTeeJCUA2006-06-01 22:46
failed :(
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faggot!Ep8pui8Vw22006-06-01 22:55
Failed at the end of day 3.
Got my hands on something I've wanted for a long, long time.
If possible, maybe I can start over, since It's out of my system. If not, I'll just go along with you guys anyway. xD
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faggot!Ep8pui8Vw22006-06-01 22:55
>>528 >>529
Haha, oh wow.
Similiar names and we failed like 10 minutes apart. D:
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-06-01 23:24
Raccoon here. Am I now on Day 3? I think so. Damn.
Was it ever decided if having sex was a fail?
I could be failing tonight, depending on how things work out.
Let me explain- I broke up with my last girlfriend a few months ago, and havent had any sex too often since then. This could be the first Ill have in.. A month? Something like that.
So, for as much as I want to do it for you, 4Chan, im not passing up sex- especially when I have been trying to do it with this chick for about two months. Bad timing for the challenge, but honestly- which would you choose, if you only had sex infrequently?
Bisexual, and an ex g/f is coming home on monday. I just talked with her a little- depending on what her friend thinks, I have a good chance of getting lucky with both.
I can only hope.
Anyways, Im still going strong. Im not going to fap, but... I wont give up sex.
If she is doing all the work do I still fail? That is what is going to decide it.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 23:33
sex = win
orgasm = fail
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-06-01 23:44
So im on day four, once the clock rolls to 12:00am on the fifth im good right?
I swear this may be a fucking photo finish.
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Jaceryl!qtgzGnzU5U2006-06-01 23:51
Day... what is it now? 3? 4?
It's been 3 days, I'm on the 4th now.
My friends know I'm going through a dry run. They're trying to stick it to me. Just about every girl I see I want to store in my "scrapbook" and then blow a load to later on, yet I can't. I think that's destroying me a little bit on the inside. The car dealership girl yesterday was cute. I wanted to rip off her blazer and jizz all over her right then.
Too much temptation. I don't know if I can make it. Hopefully I won't blow a load while driving by high schools.
Stay strong, everybody!
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kandie!pWxj4IcEUw2006-06-01 23:58
So yay! Couple hours into day 3. Wasn't so bad today. I was stuck around family this morning until I got called into work. So no opportunities arose. Stumbling along though... Got really horny driving home from work. Tis all though.
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Anonymous2006-06-01 23:58
Depression is a good libido killer. You should try it sometime.
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Anonymous2006-06-02 0:20
>>533
for the people who started at the start of the thread, it's June 5 at 20:27 eastern time
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ayuh!wCEUfiK7lI2006-06-02 0:40
day2:
doing okay so far
playing shitloads of gba games to keep myself occupied
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-02 1:04
starting to fail.... but MUST NOT GIVE INTO URGES.
Reading that Abenobashi Magical Arcade doujin on /h/ helps me none! I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
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Phife_Zieg!jdPH5Rz0lk2006-06-02 1:08
Day 4: Hour 1
And so I exit the contest. I rubbed one to Erin Esurance.
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EntireThread!DhfBqV9f522006-06-02 1:27
End of Day 3
No problem - Day 3 was by far the easiest, and I have gotten tons done today. Worked out, cleaned, went for a run, did homework, wrote some music, got some books and started reading, beat a video game I've been working on and fixed a real breakfast for the first time in weeks.
My willpower only grows stronger, but woe betide anyone in my vicinity when it fails.
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-06-02 1:43
Haven't failed, defeated the urge. 8) But going to bed now. I wonder if I'll have any funky dreams. If I hold off for a while, my dreams try to compensate.
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Laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-06-02 2:05
day...something i dunno.
i'm doing ok. been getting marvel vs capcom shoved in my ass since about 3 or so, so i'm not really worrying about anything at all.
gl guys!
robot penis
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Raccoon!l98SWGdMBg2006-06-02 2:42
Checking in again- for anyone that was interested in whether or not I succeeded. Short answer- No.
She is enjoying teasing me, hinting and playing with my mind.
She has previously stated that she enjoys being a tease.. So, I am still in the contest. No action means no chance of failure.
Even though she is teasing me, and playing with me, I think I am slowly getting closer to getting lucky with her.
Send me your luck, 4Chan. A picture will be yours.
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Anonymous2006-06-02 3:14
day 3:
this is easy.
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Bowser!zkcfu115cw2006-06-02 3:24
Day 3 done. I just can't wait tog et to day 8!!
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Anonymous!VNFyiulfcE2006-06-02 3:40
Still going strong.
But, recent events on LUE might cause this to change.
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-06-02 5:35 (sage)
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME DO THIS!!!
COME DAY 7 WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER I'M GOING TO EJACULATE SO HARD IT WILL ROCKET THE PLANET DEEP INTO OUTER SPACE!!!
T_____T AGUGHGHG
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Anonymous2006-06-02 7:07
..''x''.. You see a girl bending over innocently.
: ( | ) : You notice that she has nothing on under her short
\ ) ( / skirt, and has the most sexy body you've ever seen.
Sweat gently glistens on her inner legs and around her tight pussy lips. She notices you staring and blushes while quickly standing and pushing her skirt down to conceal her private parts.
PS: Just release the tension. Semen is always in plentiful supply. There's no use in sitting around and wasting your youthful ejaculations because of some stupid shit like this. You could imagine anal sex.. Or cumming in the pussy. She could even give you oral and swallow it all.. Or spit it into her hands and rub it all over her soft tits. Ahh the possibilities. Just whack off. Cum on. You know you want to. Be free.
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Gentlemen2006-06-02 7:40
I hate it when come gets on my hand!
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-06-02 7:41
I AM BORED
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Pierce!1lQA5gZT2Y2006-06-02 9:17
And so begins day 5. Day 4 wasn't difficult; stuck programming a database all day at school, no opportunity. We'll see how things go this weekend, with nothing urgent around to keep me distracted - but the trend so far seems to be that it only gets easier after you adjust from the first couple days. That night was ok too; /h/ was tempting, but self-control ftw.
It's too late for me. Go on, enjoy your abstinence. I just came twenty times yesterday.
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cracky-chan!N1toQkxgzc2006-06-02 10:48
I had a dream last nite that I was fapping in a dream, and then I woke up, but the urge was too strong, so I finished fapping. Then I woke up in real life and realized it was just a dream. And not even a wet one at that! So here I am, beginning of day 6, still in the game.
Fuck it, day 5 and i'm getting hard just reading this thread. Orgasm, here I come.
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baka!dMYYvF5Blo2006-06-02 12:09
And so day 3 is over, starting day 4. Shitload of work waiting on weekend and it's getting difficult to think already >_<
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3kilos!Ufj59eZYUw2006-06-02 12:13
I don't get why people are finding this so hard. I haven't had any problems at all, I'm going to try going to 4chan today and see if that makes any difference, because this is too easy.