In a couple of thrads on /b/ several /b/tards including myself were talking about abstainin from masturbating for a week. This thread is here to continue the discussion and record the progress of those who have chosen to participate.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:18
haha, souds like fun..i'm in
starting now..
6h since last fap
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:27
Ok fuck this shit im in, havent wanked in about 1 day now, so im on day 1
although the fact that i cant wank makes me want to wank
fuck you and your confusing methods of denying me forbidden fruit...
Day one
had uni exam
had erection during uni exam, girl was looking at it with lustful eyes
not a good start today it seems
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:33
one just dropped on /b/
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blandsvamp!PQzzSQ2BN.2006-05-30 8:37
I'm in, first day. Starting noon today. I guess i've made 5 days without fapping as my record. Countdown to 6:th of june starting now.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:38
here's an idea, if you're in it to win it, just skip the /b/ threads about it. all there is is fucking porn.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 8:44
I haven't fapped for 3 days anyhow so I'm in for the remained too.
Fuck I feel horney and I really wish I fapped before I read this crap
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-05-30 8:59
I was totaly fucking fine until i agreed not to.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:10
>>207
Lol, same here, i started 10 minutes ago, i've already got the urge to fap.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:10
It is impossible for a healthy 4channer to not fap for a week.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:15
I went for almost a week a while ago.
I'm doing the opposite this week. Four times since yesterday so far.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:18
>>207
Yup -_-
Anyway, I'm in. Just for the sake of that one-minute-past-midnight-feeling on the 6th....... damn, now I'm hard again :(
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Strangepork!BQFEE6sAIY2006-05-30 9:22
I'm fucking in. For /b/!
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:24
anonymous got a tummy ache and fapped unbelievably hard... looks like the rest of you tards are on your own...
...man that felt good.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:25
in protest to this, i may fap every 20 minutes for the whole week.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:33
blue balls get
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-05-30 9:53
Wow, bad decision, right there...
I've spent an hour and a half in that /b/ thread, no troubles, not even a hard on, but now that I think of it, once I go home (I'm working ATM), I'm gonna play Freelancer (played it ages ago, deciced I'd go trough it again), and I'm scared that I'll be so damn horny that I'll fap to Juni :(
Help 4chan....
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Anonymous2006-05-30 9:57
>>40
You'll be fapping to spider daedra by the end of the week.
Heh I'm still in, i didn't even end up fapping to the video i just downloaded.
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!iX9wdiXS9k2006-05-30 10:19
trip code test
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Sayo !WG5v7bHyWo2006-05-30 10:25
I was in for 20 seconds and then found hot elf porn.
Sorry guys...
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Anonymous2006-05-30 10:36
I'm getting bad headaches...help me!!!
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cracky-chan!N1toQkxgzc2006-05-30 10:37
lol, what luck, i started (stopped?) of my own accord sunday morning. i'm a day ahead of all of you! suggested viewing for this week: seinfeld episode 'the contest'. also, i probably have an advantage over most of you guys, as i quit for a three week span once a while back. tips: KEEP BUSY! as long as you're doing something, anything, that requires your concentration, it'll keep your mind off your dick. physical labor works well, mental labor does too, if it intrests you. if it doesn't you'll start to get bored of it, your mind'll wander, and soon your hand'll be on your dick again. take a walk, or go ride your bike, or something. stay around people, you can't (well, shouldn't anyway) masturbate in front of people. basically, try to get as little privacy as possible and keep yourself as occupied as possible.
day 3 (counting from sunday morning):
had no problem sunday (day 1) because of day-long graduation party, so was around people all day. didn't even thing about it monday (day 2) until that nite, watching excel saga. today (day 3) just tempted myself, but was able to back off. now i'm gonna read some manga, do some programming, go to the bank, and bike ride all day, and hopefully that'll keep me busy until tonite. good luck guys!
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Copy Pasta2006-05-30 11:34
When I was 15....Porno is COOL!Oh.Look at that chick.
When I was 16....HENTAI!HENTAI!HENTAI!Look at those tentacles...wow...uuhhh,drool..
When I was 17.... Heh!This is funny shit.But no one does it like that.Still,look at what those machines do,oh,and is that her clitoris?OH YEAH.....
When I was 18....This is getting boring.Besides,its degrading to women,but its still good shit.
When I was 19....Star Whores Episode 96.Girls Gone Wild.Stupid.Seen it.Done it.
Now I'm 20..Porn...so WHAT?Its just a women who chooses to engage in such a profession to make an income.Not my cup of tea.Intellectually diminishing and insulting.Unrealistic in most cases.Absurd storylines.
A plain waste of time and utterly stupid.The pornography industry exploits the biological drive of men and not only lessens us as men,by exploiting and controling us on baser animal instincts,but it really insults women.Its a plain waste of time.Could have spent my teenage years doing a lot of better activities.Seriously,I sometimes feel that some aspects of porn darken your soul when you watch it.Don't waste your time on it.
Take this advice any teenagers who read it.Its much better going out and learning martial arts or doing an activity that you actually enjoy instead of being cooped up in some damn room manhandling your genitals.Do something to discipline yourselves instead,for by cultivating discipline,it liberates youself and improves your time management.
Porn,while appealing on a very basic level,is really a colossal waste of time and a brilliant business idea at the same time.
DAY 1. 4 HOURS IN. ALREADY FAPPED THIS MORNING BEFORE WORKING OUT. TESTOSTERONE RUNNING RAMPANT IN SYSTEM. VERY BORED AND MIND WANDERS. MUST FUCKING FAP AGAIN. I WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS CHALLENGE. SEND HELP.
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Anonymous2006-05-30 12:39 (sage)
>>226
THINK ABOUT YOUR MOM OR SISTER. NO WAIT, MOST PEOPLE ON 4CHAN WOULD FUCK THEIR OWN RELATIVES WITHOUT HESITATING. NEW PLAN NEEDED
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Murdock!Wqlx42XAKg2006-05-30 13:01
Day: 2 | 1000 hours
Last night was no problem. Today should continue to be no problem. Studying fervently for uni pre-cal exam I pushed off. Test at 1730, we will see what happens after that...
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Anonymous2006-05-30 13:18
I haven't fapped in 2 days... because I have nothing to fap to.
There is currently now new porn on the internet relevant to my intrests. 4chan doesn't have boards for the stuff I want, neither does not4chan and neither do child pornography distributors(just in case you were wondering)
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Cluckyx!06RlfouT/M2006-05-30 14:06
I failed. I boned my girlfriend about an hour ago.
I HAVE FAILED YOU 4CHAN
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CyberWolf92!vGwU/msuGs2006-05-30 14:22
I came sry....~_~
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anonymous!3GqYIJ3Obs2006-05-30 15:08
I still think this is a bad idea
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!pBDDkuoH3.2006-05-30 15:14
Ive been lurking on this thread since the first day but I'm only posting now...uhm...A girl who i have sex with from time to time is coming over to my house tomorrow mustn't run away mustn't run away mustn't run away mustn't run away
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-05-30 15:42
DAY 2
MORNING
I'm going for a bike ride so that way there's no way I can do it.
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NoFapZone!X.JGAgMzxg2006-05-30 16:42
Hi guys, I just found this thread. I haven't masturbated since Friday and I don't think that I'll have a problem in going one week without it. I will still count yesterday as my first day without fapping though.
So whats so great about having a penis? We all know girls are able to have more fun, come on. Guys can't have multiple orgasms :P Girls have clits too, Thats DOUBLE the pleasure.