In a couple of thrads on /b/ several /b/tards including myself were talking about abstainin from masturbating for a week. This thread is here to continue the discussion and record the progress of those who have chosen to participate.
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pyro!3GqYIJ3Obs2006-05-31 3:01
Ok, I just fapped, but I didn't experience orgasm. Now, it is the 4th day.
Note to self, don't visit /b/ if you are trying not to fap. 9 times out of 10 you will find something fappable there, and maybe more or less depending on how fucked up you are.
I am thoroughly amused by the fact that a list was made, in the end. This is the origional person that posted about it, by the way.
I did some quick numbers- current as the list.
Basic Numbers:
56 in OK Status
05 in FAIL Status
02 in ??? Status
Detailed:
40 in Day 1 in OK Status
14 in Day 2 in OK Status
02 in Day 3 in OK Status
03 Failed on Day 1
02 Failed on Day 2
02 Status is unknown
If interested, Ill continue to do the numbers for each list.
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Trevor2006-05-31 3:50
Day 2
How could I be so careless? I lost my favorite lighter -- the one Jessica gave me for my birthday. Now it's going to be that much harder to get out this dark place.
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Blah2006-05-31 3:54
I'm going to laugh if you people end up never wanting to fap again. =P
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Bowser2006-05-31 3:56
Oh well, it's time for some CHALLENGE!
day 1 started. No problems at the moment.
On a side note, if you REALLY REALLY want to fap, get Aria the Animation and it will replace lewd thoughts with inner peace. Trust me.
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JRod!3DiyzD/nhc2006-05-31 4:14
Im in for it
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Anonymous2006-05-31 4:19
>>366
When I do that, it just makes me want to fuck Aria and maybe that little dog thing too.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 4:20
day 1 - OH SHI- too late
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zappy!uw59rPAKyY2006-05-31 4:42
End of Day #2:
This is working a LOT better than the last time I tried to see how long I could go without fapping. No insomnia, or even temptation despite all of the threads in /b/.
Hell, I can even still comfortably ride my unicycle. (from experience I know that this will change with long periods without fapping)
Unless something changes, I am easily going to make it.
I wonder exactly how many 4channers are doing this (total, not just the ones that have been posted)? How will this affect Kleenex's bottom line?
I mean, I am pretty sure an average 4channer faps a good 20-30 times as much as an average person. They might see a significant sales drop, followed by a period of huge success. It might be a good time to buy their stock.
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-05-31 4:50
Day 1:
so far it has been easy.
i continue to think about how i can't fap, and it's fucking with me a little bit, but i think i'm gonna make it.
i've gone for longer, but now that i'm thinking about it it's gonna be a fight.
also, i thought of something. what if someone starts humping a pillow rabidly in the middle of the night and wakes up with a load of sticky mansauce in their pants?
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Anonymous2006-05-31 4:53
Captain's log, stardate 20063105: Even though I failed yesterday (masturbated three times), today I have not mangled the fella downstairs. I feel confident that I will succeed in keeping my willy untouched. Celibacy or bust!
'schlicking' sounds like something from a b-class manga :C Whether or not SL can be put under this monicker is, ofcourse, debatalbe.
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Anonymous2006-05-31 7:46 (sage)
I....I couldnt do it....
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-05-31 8:12
DAY 2
MORNING
I realized that since I started the night before last night, it's still technically day 2 for me. Not day 3 until night. Fuck. Updated the list at http://www.freewebs.com/anondoesnotforgive/stats.txt, now I'm going to try to force myself back to sleep. Must...resist.../b/...
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Anonymous2006-05-31 8:13
I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away, I musn't fap away,
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Anonymous2006-05-31 8:47
Is it ok to fab without shootin ur load?
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Nekose!YzXlHzaIf62006-05-31 8:48
Nekose checking in, I have cleared my second day, and will be starting my third.
So far the first day was the hardest, but from past experiance, i know it will start to get even worse soon.
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O!U/eDuwct8o2006-05-31 9:08
There are lots of ways to say female masturbation, but fapping is a word that's easily recognizable.
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Green Cave!5zEQYrjyGs2006-05-31 9:33
I must not fap.
Fap is the mind-killer.
Fap is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fap.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fap has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
Someone should touch-up the Litany Against Fapping.
Time Elapsed: 38 Hours.
No ejaculations/orgasms so far.
Protip: Do your kegels!
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laserblast!yg7fJi9TRA2006-05-31 9:34
i have been up all night.
i know if i lay down i will be tempted to fap.
must exhaust self.
must pass out.
must...
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cracky-chan!N1toQkxgzc2006-05-31 11:08
>>370
lol, i thought the same thing earlier, but forgot to post it
srsly, this is going much easier than the last few times i tried to lay off. usually i could only manage to stop until night, or for only one full day. probably something to do with the fact that there's a whole group of us doing it. group support, like Fappers Anonymous or something. So this is the start of day 4 for me and i'm doing fine. a few urges yesterday morning, but otherwise i was fine yesterday and i'm fine now.
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baka!dMYYvF5Blo2006-05-31 11:38
>>393
welcome to the FA, cracky-chan,
you're on your way to healing, lol
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fail-masta!m/Eiootat22006-05-31 12:04
Im in.
This going to be hard.
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Suna!.Cv8XClSPk2006-05-31 12:24
>>175 reporting in..
Day 2, hour 30
Yesterday went without incidents, played trough Freelancer storyline after work, crash-landed in bed.
Now the less believeable part: I had a sex dream about me & my gf, FORTUNATELY, quarterway into it (got to penetrating, but only just), my alarm clock woke me up, leaving only a hard-on as a result. (not even a speckle of precum, let alone anything serious)
It was tough thinking and daydreaming on the same subject, but I managed to piss myself off by trying to destroy the New York System with a Starflier light fighter and failing miserably...
I'm at work now, and will be until midnight, will try avoiding /b/, /s/, etc.
I feel strange, since I usually fap at least once a day, normally before I go to sleep (makes me fall asleep easier)
But I shall endure, for 4chan!
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Anonymous!ErY2TknG0w2006-05-31 12:40
Day 2, hour 37
Okay, sleeping worked for a few hours, now I will play Disgaea to keep myself occupied, although I'm afraid that the archers are going make me uncontrollably aroused. And Flonne...and Etna...AGHHH MUST FIND STRENGTH IN THE MAJIN
1st report:
Although I started about an hour ago, I havent fapped since last night so I say this is:
DAY 1, hour 16
Doing ok
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kandie!pWxj4IcEUw2006-05-31 13:28
ok! day 1 wasn't so bad. family is staying over so I got kicked out of my room for the night. But mum is making salad right now, damn those phallic foods. Day 2. Struggling. I'm considering going to the mall just to get out of here and not think about it.
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Vael!XksB4AwhxU2006-05-31 13:30
I failed :(
Sorry guys.
I fap when I feel the need, and it helps me relax.