"I know. He specializes in being shallow and nice, so girls will like him. That's what makes girls about as smart as animals: They are so easy to train - just pet them on their head and they'll like you. You can often see this shallow understanding in lower animals, while it takes a human being to understand things like "intention" or complex situations."
"So you think I'm just a lower animal? Well I don't like you!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, honey - I didn't mean it like that. You're not like that. You're smart and pretty, and that's why I love you."
"Oh, okay. I like you."
Stupid bitch.
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VIPPER2007-04-12 6:34
YA RITE YOU TREAT ME LIKE THE LOWER ANIMAL,
IM THIS MANGY POOR UGLY MUT
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VIPPER2007-04-12 6:58
girsl have higher Reasoning,. OH SHIIIII.... TTTTT
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VIPPER2007-04-12 7:03
In order to be higher than a low animal, you will have to meet the basic criteria for it by demonstrating a high enough IQ. This includes understanding intentions, and scepticism. If you just believe everything people tell you, especially sweet-talk, like basically every girl does, you are not fit to be called human. Then you ARE just muts. It's sad but true. Here's your collar.
I've never seen a more accurate statement of the loser closet faggot "I can't get what I want from a woman so I create obviously false stories just about them maximising myself and hinting upon my dim understanding of the opposite sex's mind just to get by" fallacy so prevalent amonnst 4channers.
Heh, "so prevalent amongst 4channers". Why would that be?
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VIPPER2007-04-14 13:10
>>1
1. Place your anus up against your pool inward pump. If you are too poor to have a pool, use your vacuum cleaner. If you are too poor to have a vacuum cleaner, put your head in the oven immediately.
2. Wait awhile, then lift up. If done succesfully, your rectum and lower intestine should have started to come out.
3. Continue to pull it out until you have a nice little rope going. Don't worry about the mess, it'll be taken care of in the last step.
4. Go to your ceiling fan. If you are too poor for a ceiling fan, anything high up will do.
5. Standing on a stool, tie your intestine securely around the fan. Loop it twice around your neck for added stability.
6. Kick the stool out from under you.
7. ???????
8. Profit.
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VIPPER2007-04-14 15:38
>>1 is VIP QUAlITY
those who disagree would fit in better somewhere else
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VIPPER2007-04-14 16:04
>>8
dim understanding? Well then again, how brightly can one understand something so straightforward simple and boring, especially when the one doing the understanding is the onyl one with depth, congratualtions with your failure.
Look kid, no one think's you're funny. :( Go somewhere else, they might like you there.
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VIPPER2007-04-14 21:30
>>14
I was >>10, but I can't speak for the other three. You're right though about this not being funny. It's just sad because it's true. Just because you disagree doesn't mean that everyone agrees with you.
anyone can be nice. its easy as shit. i do it on a regular basis. being real is a lot harder. and people will hate you. i am real on a regular basis. people hate me. mainly girls. girls mainly hate me.
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VIPPER2007-04-15 0:11
>>15
Aw did I hurt your feelings? The actuality of the matters of our existance sure is something that puts a smile on faces now don't they?
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VIPPER2007-04-15 0:17
>>17
Cuz Gurls are really hateful creatures. Killthem all i say :D
Stab inwards, and outwards. REPEAT!
Hate Womens...their so fucking stupid. Only way a dumb bitch can make me cum is if I hit her. Fucking slut. I like to stick needles in her pussy and fuck her in the ass, at least that gets me hard. Don't ask me to put up with them the rest of the time, though. Fuck that, I spend time with my bros. Can't stand having a girlfriend, fuck no. Always wanting to talk about shit, fucking pay for her to eat. What the fuck is up with that? You're a fucking slut, pay for yourself. Am I right guys?
4chan is the last place for intelligent men in this country.
4chan is the last place for intelligent men in this country.
lloooolollllllllllllllllll
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VIPPER2007-04-16 19:21
world4chan is the last place for intelligent sentients in this existance
4chan is for the rest of the failures
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VIPPER2007-04-16 19:41
4chan is for the suburban white kids listenin' to 50 Cent.
world4ch is where real niggas ball.
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VIPPER2007-04-16 20:13
>>38 >>39 >>40 >>41
Did you guys even fucking read my post. We all know women are fucking bitches here, so we all agree. Unless y'all are some fuckin feminazis. Won't stand for that shit, gtfo. 4chan is better than you.
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VIPPER2007-04-16 20:44
>>42
What is that called? When you try and make it seem like you're not how you are by trying to claim everyone else is? Sorry, my vocabulary is terrible and I hate ewnglish anyways so I don't know what the word is.
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VIPPER2007-04-16 21:57
>>43
its called fuck you kike. Fucking dumb shit, almost as dumb as that bitch I fucked last night. Just a few nice words and I had my cock up her ass. Gtfo of our thread and grow a pair, feminazi fuck.
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VIPPER2007-04-16 23:36
Can you please stop claiming to have a penis?
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VIPPER2007-04-16 23:54
>>45
The fuck? I have bigger nuts than all of you pussywillows combined. You're just like the OP said, dumb fucks who suck up to girls to get what they want. You're almost as bad as the bitches themselves. You're a man, you know what that means? Have some fucking respect.
Hmm? Respect, oh totally, I totally care about you and your shitty thread, I made it ten years ago, and I taught you how to post a month ago. Don't worry about respect, the fact that I even reply to you is the respect, I could easily have it out with anyone else but right now it's you. Or you could talk to tablecat, now which would you prefer?
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VIPPER2007-04-17 11:28
>>47
Worst way you could have possibly responded to the troll.
>>48
Doesn't change the fact the troll is a feminist trying to play it off as though they're one of us. There's no worst way to respond, only to do so at all.
Secondly, it means you're a faggot. Remember: before you try to top the most deadly MASS SHOOTING, kill yourself first. No one likes you, or ever will. At least in death you'll have peace and quiet.
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VIPPER2007-04-17 23:25
Girls obviously wants to be owned and treated like pets.
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VIPPER2007-04-17 23:52
>>53
I wouldn't mind being owned and treated like a pet.
You get fed and you get to sleep around the house all day.
>>52
Yeah, I'll kill myself, you sit there and hold your breath until I do it. I'm the faggot for replying to him replying to me, and he's the coolest guy, I mean she's the coolest bitch on the planet right? Because you and her are the same fucking person of course, nice try. >>51
An existance is one you stand in, existence is one you stench in.
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VIPPER2007-04-18 14:38
>>55
lmao, so someone who doesn't hate women MUST BE A WOMAN! Jesus fuck, you really are a faggot. Come the hell out of the closet, or kill yourself. What could your worthless faggot self possibly do for anything? You know you won't ever become anything. You know you'll never make anything of yourself. Your existence on this planet has been wasted. Kill yourself before you breath any more of our air, worthless fuck. No one wants you alive. How does that feel? No one wants you alive. You'll tell yourself I'm just trying to make you feel bad, but you know it's true. No one wants you alive. One day you'll realize it, and when you do, you'll know what you should do: kill yourself. Don't make it messy, just take an overdose of whatever pills you tell yourself you need to be on and walk off into the woods. No one wants you alive.
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VIPPER2007-04-19 0:05
It feels great actually, you know you're only getting me off by responding to me right?
You could repeat yourself less though, like a fucking parrot or something, is that what they say to you or something, are you just talking to yourself again?
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VIPPER2007-04-19 3:31
Yes, I am a parrot. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute rainbow Lorikeet!). Lmao, so someone who doesn't hate women MUST BE A WOMAN!
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
I watch anime all the time, and thank you for both agreeing with me and proving my point for the random numbered time in a row that you have now.
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VIPPER2007-04-19 18:11
>>57 are u dum or something, or is that wat u say or something?? Congratulations on proving your mental ability. Fuck, I don't even need to make fun of you, you have that area covered yourself. >>58 failure
Oh, please respond again! That's it, do whatever you need to keep the gun away from your head.
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VIPPER2007-04-20 17:49
If that's where you think I point my gun.
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VIPPER2007-04-20 17:54
i am going to start stretching my penis hole.
i want it big enough that i can fit my index finger in it.