"I know. He specializes in being shallow and nice, so girls will like him. That's what makes girls about as smart as animals: They are so easy to train - just pet them on their head and they'll like you. You can often see this shallow understanding in lower animals, while it takes a human being to understand things like "intention" or complex situations."
"So you think I'm just a lower animal? Well I don't like you!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, honey - I didn't mean it like that. You're not like that. You're smart and pretty, and that's why I love you."
"Oh, okay. I like you."
Stupid bitch.
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VIPPER2007-04-12 6:34
YA RITE YOU TREAT ME LIKE THE LOWER ANIMAL,
IM THIS MANGY POOR UGLY MUT
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VIPPER2007-04-12 6:58
girsl have higher Reasoning,. OH SHIIIII.... TTTTT
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VIPPER2007-04-12 7:03
In order to be higher than a low animal, you will have to meet the basic criteria for it by demonstrating a high enough IQ. This includes understanding intentions, and scepticism. If you just believe everything people tell you, especially sweet-talk, like basically every girl does, you are not fit to be called human. Then you ARE just muts. It's sad but true. Here's your collar.
I've never seen a more accurate statement of the loser closet faggot "I can't get what I want from a woman so I create obviously false stories just about them maximising myself and hinting upon my dim understanding of the opposite sex's mind just to get by" fallacy so prevalent amonnst 4channers.
Heh, "so prevalent amongst 4channers". Why would that be?
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VIPPER2007-04-14 13:10
>>1
1. Place your anus up against your pool inward pump. If you are too poor to have a pool, use your vacuum cleaner. If you are too poor to have a vacuum cleaner, put your head in the oven immediately.
2. Wait awhile, then lift up. If done succesfully, your rectum and lower intestine should have started to come out.
3. Continue to pull it out until you have a nice little rope going. Don't worry about the mess, it'll be taken care of in the last step.
4. Go to your ceiling fan. If you are too poor for a ceiling fan, anything high up will do.
5. Standing on a stool, tie your intestine securely around the fan. Loop it twice around your neck for added stability.
6. Kick the stool out from under you.
7. ???????
8. Profit.
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VIPPER2007-04-14 15:38
>>1 is VIP QUAlITY
those who disagree would fit in better somewhere else
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VIPPER2007-04-14 16:04
>>8
dim understanding? Well then again, how brightly can one understand something so straightforward simple and boring, especially when the one doing the understanding is the onyl one with depth, congratualtions with your failure.
Look kid, no one think's you're funny. :( Go somewhere else, they might like you there.
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VIPPER2007-04-14 21:30
>>14
I was >>10, but I can't speak for the other three. You're right though about this not being funny. It's just sad because it's true. Just because you disagree doesn't mean that everyone agrees with you.
anyone can be nice. its easy as shit. i do it on a regular basis. being real is a lot harder. and people will hate you. i am real on a regular basis. people hate me. mainly girls. girls mainly hate me.
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VIPPER2007-04-15 0:11
>>15
Aw did I hurt your feelings? The actuality of the matters of our existance sure is something that puts a smile on faces now don't they?
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VIPPER2007-04-15 0:17
>>17
Cuz Gurls are really hateful creatures. Killthem all i say :D
Stab inwards, and outwards. REPEAT!
Hate Womens...their so fucking stupid. Only way a dumb bitch can make me cum is if I hit her. Fucking slut. I like to stick needles in her pussy and fuck her in the ass, at least that gets me hard. Don't ask me to put up with them the rest of the time, though. Fuck that, I spend time with my bros. Can't stand having a girlfriend, fuck no. Always wanting to talk about shit, fucking pay for her to eat. What the fuck is up with that? You're a fucking slut, pay for yourself. Am I right guys?
4chan is the last place for intelligent men in this country.