Girls and higher reasoning.

"Your friend is so nice. I like him."

"I know. He specializes in being shallow and nice, so girls will like him. That's what makes girls about as smart as animals: They are so easy to train - just pet them on their head and they'll like you. You can often see this shallow understanding in lower animals, while it takes a human being to understand things like "intention" or complex situations."

"So you think I'm just a lower animal? Well I don't like you!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, honey - I didn't mean it like that. You're not like that. You're smart and pretty, and that's why I love you."

"Oh, okay. I like you."

Stupid bitch.

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This is amazing.

I've never seen a more accurate statement of the loser closet faggot "I can't get what I want from a woman so I create obviously false stories just about them maximising myself and hinting upon my dim understanding of the opposite sex's mind just to get by" fallacy so prevalent amonnst 4channers.

Heh, "so prevalent amongst 4channers". Why would that be?