Girls and higher reasoning.

"Your friend is so nice. I like him."

"I know. He specializes in being shallow and nice, so girls will like him. That's what makes girls about as smart as animals: They are so easy to train - just pet them on their head and they'll like you. You can often see this shallow understanding in lower animals, while it takes a human being to understand things like "intention" or complex situations."

"So you think I'm just a lower animal? Well I don't like you!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, honey - I didn't mean it like that. You're not like that. You're smart and pretty, and that's why I love you."

"Oh, okay. I like you."

Stupid bitch.

>>14
I was >>10, but I can't speak for the other three. You're right though about this not being funny. It's just sad because it's true. Just because you disagree doesn't mean that everyone agrees with you.