Girls and higher reasoning.

"Your friend is so nice. I like him."

"I know. He specializes in being shallow and nice, so girls will like him. That's what makes girls about as smart as animals: They are so easy to train - just pet them on their head and they'll like you. You can often see this shallow understanding in lower animals, while it takes a human being to understand things like "intention" or complex situations."

"So you think I'm just a lower animal? Well I don't like you!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, honey - I didn't mean it like that. You're not like that. You're smart and pretty, and that's why I love you."

"Oh, okay. I like you."

Stupid bitch.

Hate Womens...their so fucking stupid. Only way a dumb bitch can make me cum is if I hit her. Fucking slut. I like to stick needles in her pussy and fuck her in the ass, at least that gets me hard. Don't ask me to put up with them the rest of the time, though. Fuck that, I spend time with my bros. Can't stand having a girlfriend, fuck no. Always wanting to talk about shit, fucking pay for her to eat. What the fuck is up with that? You're a fucking slut, pay for yourself. Am I right guys?

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