Girls and higher reasoning.

"Your friend is so nice. I like him."

"I know. He specializes in being shallow and nice, so girls will like him. That's what makes girls about as smart as animals: They are so easy to train - just pet them on their head and they'll like you. You can often see this shallow understanding in lower animals, while it takes a human being to understand things like "intention" or complex situations."

"So you think I'm just a lower animal? Well I don't like you!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, honey - I didn't mean it like that. You're not like that. You're smart and pretty, and that's why I love you."

"Oh, okay. I like you."

Stupid bitch.

4chan is for the suburban white kids listenin' to 50 Cent.
world4ch is where real niggas ball.

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>>41
Did you guys even fucking read my post. We all know women are fucking bitches here, so we all agree. Unless y'all are some fuckin feminazis. Won't stand for that shit, gtfo. 4chan is better than you.

>>42
What is that called? When you try and make it seem like you're not how you are by trying to claim everyone else is? Sorry, my vocabulary is terrible and I hate ewnglish anyways so I don't know what the word is.

>>43
its called fuck you kike. Fucking dumb shit, almost as dumb as that bitch I fucked last night. Just a few nice words and I had my cock up her ass. Gtfo of our thread and grow a pair, feminazi fuck.

Can you please stop claiming to have a penis?

>>45
The fuck? I have bigger nuts than all of you pussywillows combined. You're just like the OP said, dumb fucks who suck up to girls to get what they want. You're almost as bad as the bitches themselves. You're a man, you know what that means? Have some fucking respect.

Hmm? Respect, oh totally, I totally care about you and your shitty thread, I made it ten years ago, and I taught you how to post a month ago. Don't worry about respect, the fact that I even reply to you is the respect, I could easily have it out with anyone else but right now it's you. Or you could talk to tablecat, now which would you prefer?

>>47
Worst way you could have possibly responded to the troll.

>>48
Doesn't change the fact the troll is a feminist trying to play it off as though they're one of us. There's no worst way to respond, only to do so at all.

SHE PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A TROLL.

>>40

what's an existance? i only know of existence. is existance a better version of existence?

>>49
Exactly, fucktard: and you responded.

Secondly, it means you're a faggot. Remember: before you try to top the most deadly MASS SHOOTING, kill yourself first. No one likes you, or ever will. At least in death you'll have peace and quiet.

Girls obviously wants to be owned and treated like pets.

>>53
I wouldn't mind being owned and treated like a pet.
You get fed and you get to sleep around the house all day.

Sounds wonderful to me.

>>52
Yeah, I'll kill myself, you sit there and hold your breath until I do it. I'm the faggot for replying to him replying to me, and he's the coolest guy, I mean she's the coolest bitch on the planet right? Because you and her are the same fucking person of course, nice try.
>>51
An existance is one you stand in, existence is one you stench in.

>>55
lmao, so someone who doesn't hate women MUST BE A WOMAN! Jesus fuck, you really are a faggot. Come the hell out of the closet, or kill yourself. What could your worthless faggot self possibly do for anything? You know you won't ever become anything. You know you'll never make anything of yourself. Your existence on this planet has been wasted. Kill yourself before you breath any more of our air, worthless fuck. No one wants you alive. How does that feel? No one wants you alive. You'll tell yourself I'm just trying to make you feel bad, but you know it's true. No one wants you alive. One day you'll realize it, and when you do, you'll know what you should do: kill yourself. Don't make it messy, just take an overdose of whatever pills you tell yourself you need to be on and walk off into the woods. No one wants you alive.

It feels great actually, you know you're only getting me off by responding to me right?

You could repeat yourself less though, like a fucking parrot or something, is that what they say to you or something, are you just talking to yourself again?

Yes, I am a parrot. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute rainbow Lorikeet!). Lmao, so someone who doesn't hate women MUST BE A WOMAN!

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

>>1 didn't get cuddled by his mommy enough

I watch anime all the time, and thank you for both agreeing with me and proving my point for the random numbered time in a row that you have now.

>>57 are u dum or something, or is that wat u say or something?? Congratulations on proving your mental ability. Fuck, I don't even need to make fun of you, you have that area covered yourself.
>>58 failure

Oh, please respond again! That's it, do whatever you need to keep the gun away from your head.

If that's where you think I point my gun.

i am going to start stretching my penis hole.
i want it big enough that i can fit my index finger in it.

this is not a post

>>64
omgs

>>63
Penis hole? You mean vagina.
And your vagina is already more loose than the rules on /b/.

Rule 34 on penis fucking another penis.

rule 34 on goatse penes