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Anything Goes Megathread

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 18:31

Let's go, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 18:57

More like anything goes MEGADEAD

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:00

More like anything goes ⚡MEGADEATH⚡

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 19:05

More like /prog/'s least shit thread today

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 1:06

I'll make sure it doesn't die either. This will be our legacy

Name: Mentifex 2012-12-30 2:06

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/mindforth.txt

can now engage you in intelligent discussion using

http://code.google.com/p/mindforth/wiki/InFerence

and can ask you a yes-or-no question in confirmation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 14:34

>>6 why are you using shitty languages to program AI?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 14:55

Why the fuck are Linux fonts so ugly? I would be happy with just X's bitmaps for Helvetica, Times and Courier, but even those are ugly as fuck. Microsoft got that shit right twenty years ago, and you can't even get it right now?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 15:17

>>8 I use Arial for typographic shit, and:

Nimbus for Courier,
Liberation for Times New Roman,
and the standard Monospace for code.

Most of the stylistic fonts are there in most well-known distros, I'm using Ubuntu with Openbox and once you figure out what font is what, it's not so bad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 15:28

because linux is shit and it's pointless to fix the fonts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 15:47

>>10 elaborate

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 15:50

>>8
>Why the fuck are Linux fonts so ugly?

Patents. Apple and Microsoft both own patents on the best font rendering algorithms.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 16:18

I was fine with fonts until web fonts came along. Serif, sans-serif, monospace. Times, Helvetica, Courier (or Terminus).
But no, now Web pages are designed around being seen with a certain font at a certain size using anti-aliasing and subpixel rendering. Otherwise they look like shit.

Web typefaces should be ``semantic'', like print. This part is roman, this part is italic, etc. Fuck all this designing to be pixel perfect across browsers crap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 16:28

Why the fuck are Linux fonts so ugly?

welcome to Linux, where everything is shit. please take a few weeks to try to fix all the problems you find.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 17:09

>>12
I stare at a mac all day and its fonts are horrible, especially at small sizes on a dark background. The whole point of Apple's retina display is to make the fonts tolerable. When you have to double your screen resolution to make your fonts look better then a netbook running Ubuntu, your rendering algorithm is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 17:43

>>12
I never understood what makes a font ugly or not. Is there any sort of objective metric to quantify the beauty of a font?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 17:47

Weird, I like Linux fonts. I see no difference.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-30 19:07

What do you guys think about the Microsoft Surface preventing Linux boots with UEFI SecureBoot? Do you think there will be a way around it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 0:40

sage

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 1:03

>>18
What do you think of back to slashdot?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 5:42

>>18
Terrible, but I'll be using my Yeeloong homemade Cubieboard laptop.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 6:58

>>21
are you the guy who wants to power his laptop with NiMH batteries?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 12:07

>>21
Your cubieboard sucks dick. go away.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 12:37

>>23
Compared to what? The raspberry pi? It mops the floor with it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 13:40

>>16
Obviously it's a matter of opinion but there are some solid rules of thumb about type design. For example, letters shouldn't run into each other. Read The Elements of Typographic Style.

On computers, good subpixel rendering algorithms are important (until computer monitors hit a higher PPI then we can forget about them). There's also ordinary anti-aliasing and hinting (which basically lines the curves up on a grid). Here's a nice article:
http://www.microsoft.com/typography/TrueTypeHintingIntro.mspx

Text generally looks ugly on a default X setup because 1) you're not used to it, and 2) Microsoft and Apple have all the patents. Freetype supports various types of subpixel rendering and hinting, but they're generally not as attractive as their Windows/OS X counterparts. It's also a fucking mess and a nightmare to configure.
Fortunately, a few people have written patches to make Linux fonts look more like they do in Windows or OS X, or at least less shitty. A good one is Infinality:
http://www.infinality.net/

I really hope X dies soon and Freetype with it. I want Wayland with sensible font formats (i.e. not PostScript Type 1 and XLFDs), and a font configuration system that I don't need to learn an XML schema and software library to use properly.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 13:48

I've never understood why people complain so fucking much about fonts on Linux.

I have 20/20 vision and a Dell IPS panel and they look exactly the same to me on both OSes. Not sure if people don't know how to turn on full font hinting/antialiasing or what.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 16:18

>>25
What the fuck is so great about Wayland? Other than not being X, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 16:49

>>27
The way I see it, Wayland is the way to remove all the legacy functions from the graphics system. X11 is far too chatty to be useful as a networked graphics system outside of a local LAN.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 17:05

>>26
On Linux my fonts are beautiful, but I think I might have sacrificed some freedom for them to be so.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 17:12

>>29
On Linux my fonts look exactly like they do on Windows, and I think they look fine (including corefonts, Adobe Fonts and other proprietary ``bullshites''). And DejaVu Sans is probably the best desktop font I've ever seen.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 19:08

Mersenne prime get

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 19:37

>>30
DejaVu Sans is too fat.

Also it has an oblique variant but not an italic variant, and for some reason even with 90-synthetic symlinked my Firefox switches from DejaVu Sans to DejaVu Serif Italic for italic text. Really distracting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 21:31

fuck 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 21:35

>>32
I like its roundness.

Yeah, the oblique thing really annoys me. I'd be almost sure that has to do with the roundness.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 21:39

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 23:15

drunk , its 4am ;   trying to sleep on a couch  . wish i had a computer,   just on my shitty  android at the moment.

computers are my friends .  why  did i even leave the house.. im  never socializing with  humans again .. just computers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 23:19

>>36
see you at reddit, neurotypical fagshit

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 23:35

>>37
reddit  is   for  gays

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 23:42

>>35
I remember this game.

I liked Slowbeef's Let's Play of it (the screenshot one, not the video one).

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 1:17

>>39 how do you feel about the podcasts they've been doing? I rather like them

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-01 16:16

front page bump

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 0:11

I like this thread, it's exciting!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 2:44

What's fucking wrong with my dick? I have had to take a piss 200 times in the last 24 hours and I pissed a gallon of water every time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 2:56

>>39
Creepy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 6:17

>>52
I bet this post sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 12:35

Who spammed /prog/ with old threads? The front page is all fucked up now

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-02 23:55

bumping for front page

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 1:53

benis

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 17:06

What's the difference between GNU Guile and GNU/MIT Scheme? What are the use cases for them?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 17:30

>>49
Guile is an extension system written in Scheme, GNU Scheme is just the implementation.

Just kidding, I have no fucking clue.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-03 17:39

>>49
MIT Scheme is the original implementation. It's built to run code from the REPL and the built-in Emacs-like Edwin editor. It doesn't run scripts from the command line unless you pipe the code into the REPL. It's the only Scheme capable of running scmutils, a powerful computer algebra system written by The Sussman.

Guile was commissioned by Richard Stallman to be the official scripting language of the GNU project. It has a C API so it can be embedded into native programs. It fails in being as flexible as Lua by having way too many dependencies.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 13:28

>>51 I see. Late last night I actually made the tough choice to refactor a few hundred lines to CL today. Even with all of MIT Scheme's features, an ANSI is really helpful for learning the basics and keeping features organized between implementations, and to tell the truth, I'm not experienced enough to be able to put Scheme to good use.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 13:30

It's interesting that you mention Lua too, because I always liked lua. Metatables allow for some magical code sometimes, but the Lua devs are hindered by the idea that a runtime can only be 1MB anymore. Lua could easily challenge Ruby or Python with a paradigm shift and some effort.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 14:01

Sorry guys, I'm from /jp/.

I have always been confused with the relationship the board has with /prog/.

Can someone tell me why /prog/ hates /jp/. What exactly happened?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 14:25

>>54
It's a love-hate relationship. Back in ~2008, /prague/ used to like Touhou. I still do, but apparently the people who did left for better lands and now the Great /g/ Flood has filled this board with shit. So maybe that's why the new ``/prague/'' hates /jp/ now.

Also, check this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdj6deraQ6k

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 14:46

>>54 I'd honestly say that /pro/g// hates /jp/, because I've been on /prog/ for a few years now as well, and I don't hate /jp/.


``Touhou''

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 14:53

neo-/jp/ is pretty bad so, so I don't blame anyone for hating them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 14:53

>>56
I do hate imageboards, though. It's just that, AFAIK Cudder-sama posts on /jp/. The general trend seems to be that the people who don't come from /g/ are okay with /jp/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 14:55

>>57
/jp/ has always been neo. Maybe it wasn't neo the first couple of years, but still.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 14:57

Does Cudder like Touhou?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 15:13

>>54
/prog/ loves /jp/ because it's 99% imageboard scum.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 15:31

/jp/ is all gaynigger kikes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 16:00

>>58 That's what I'm saying, /jp/ only hates /prog/ because of all the imageboarders that are using our board for stupid shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 16:00

Nobody on /prog/ liked Touhou before /jp/. Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 16:01

>>62
Assfucking closeted racist faggot. Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 17:08

>>65
I should start calling people "redneck nerds" so people reply back with a "White intelligent individual. Tsk".

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 17:11

>>66
Cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 17:18

>>67
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 17:59

quit derailing the thread ``faggots''

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 18:10

>>68
Cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-04 21:25

>>69
anything goes
derailed

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 0:16

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 1:47

>>71
I went to /q/ once, and there are seriously people complaining about shitty threads being on /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 2:28

>>73
Go back.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 2:59

>>74
Why do you tell me to do this? Does the mere mention of another board trigger this response in you? Why? Is it so that you can appear to be an elite, long-time /prog/ user with unbelievably high standards? Are you trying to impress someone?

Surely such mindless dickwaving is beneath you, so those explainations cannot possibly fit. Why do you have this compulsion then, pray tell?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 4:42

Can we talk more about /jp/?

I've never seen boards have some semblance of love for each other.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 4:51

Alright. I have an idea for a program I don't know how to implement, so I thought I'd ask here instead of creating a new thread.

I want to make a program that takes a string of text and outputs the same string but as 4chan board names if they match.

for example:

"go back to g" --> "/g/o/ /b/a/c/k/ /t/o/ /g/"

"suck my cock" --> "/s/u/ck/ my /co/ck/"

I can't just do /char/ since there's not a board for every letter and sometimes there are two-letter boards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 8:56

prog(egin,'e/g/in').

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 9:00

>>77
Regex

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 9:42

>>79
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 11:36

>>79
I guess it's possible with an ugly, 5 line regex, but I'm sure there's an elegant solution as well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 11:58

>>81
I think you could make this with only one for and one switch statement, but I'm too lazy to try.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 12:57

>>78
 LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL E/prog/IN WIN /PROG/LODYTE
LE JEWS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 14:59

``''

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 15:05

i am the ANONYNIGGER!!! no nigger knows which nigger i am

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 15:17

>>85 are you the lazy worthless one?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 18:19

>>85 are you the one who likes fried chicken?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 19:32

>>85
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 22:27

>>88
I know which nigger you are.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 22:31

>>88
Freedom-hating cretin faggot nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 22:57

>>90
How about I slap your shit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 23:02

>>91
That's a disgusting fetish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 23:07

>>92
Blow me and fuck off, gaywad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 23:07

>>93
fuck off, illogical racist cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 23:13

>>54
I like /jp/.

>>77
A non deterministic finite state machine would work out well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 23:29

>>94
Suck the steamy shit out of my asshole, then we'll see who's ``ILLOGICAL'', you dumb shithead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 23:31

>>96
You are, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-05 23:33

>>97
No you, kike. You won't be confusing me with your abstract bullshite LOGIC nonsense.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 0:02

>>100
Nice dubs bro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 0:10

>>99
You too, bro. You too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 18:49

so, how about that Ray Kurzweil?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-06 19:03

>>101
LE JEW

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 2:01

>>102
Why so jelly, GOY?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 2:03

>>103
Why so glum, chum?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 2:39

>>101
I hope dies before the singularity.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 17:08

I think Ray is going to do some great things this year at Google.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-07 17:29

>>105
he will because the singularity will never happen.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 0:53

>>107 I disagree, once AI is commonplace, some /b/tard will surely fuck something up

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 20:43

touhou is shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 21:02

>>107
Singularity already happened with Mentifex strong AI in Russian.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 23:30

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 23:33

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-08 23:39

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 3:25

i wish the pie had been made of antifreeze or something, gates is such a cunt. the niggers will enslave us some day because of his african donations

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 3:51

I like to call this website ``4clams''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 15:19

>>115 ``Ahmed''

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 15:31

>>115
What does this place have to do with clams, nigger?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 15:33

HAX MY CLAMS

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 21:06

3c 29 26 99 5f 03 cd db 5c c4 69 bc 9b fa 60 6e

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 22:59

>>119 random bullshit, means nothing

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 23:16

>>120
I'd piss in your mouth if I met you, you have the IQ of a fucking toilet seat. So I will piss away. Lay down and open wide this is a beer piss.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 23:25

But most toilet seats I've seen are bright.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 1:36

>>122
You know nothing about toilet seats.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:22

I'm going to sell a smart toilet seat. It will run android and post statistics about your shit on Facebook, twitter, and /prog/ (to facilitate shitposting). I'd called it iShit, but Apple probably owns that name by now. Perhaps "CanDroid or Dingleberry" (take notes on those puns, marketing guys?). See you guys on kickstarter!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:26

>>124
This is going to be big. Hacker News already loves it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:35

>>124
Can I browse the internet on this toilet seat? It would be a great way to pass the time while I'm hiding at work in the bathroom without cell reception.

Sign me up for two as preorders. I'll install one at home and one at work.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 5:04

But the sights were never meant to work like that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 14:34

>>121 you might try to, but lemme tell YOU something:

I wouldn't piss in your mouth if you were on fire.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 15:06

>>128
Yeah, well, I wouldn't throw a fire on you if you were drowning.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 15:35

>>129 I wouldn't hax your anus if you were begging for it

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 16:20

>>130
I wouldn't beg you to hax my anus even if I really wanted it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 18:51

>>131 I wouldn't shit on you if you were starving to death

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:31

>>132
I wouldn't starve you to death even if you were an African child.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:34

>>133 I wouldn't be an african child if I lived in Africa.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:58

>>134
I wouldn't talk to you if you were a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 20:25

One night a girl had an affair
With a fellow all covered with hair.
        Then she picked up his hat
        And realized that
She'd been had by Smokey the Bear!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 20:39

>>135 I would be a nigger if a cretin like you spoke to me irl.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 14:36

>>136 back to /jp/

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 22:49

homeland security has issued a warning to all americans about Java. they said to uninstall java to protect yourself from current and future exploits.

this is the funniest shit I've ever seen. this is gonna be a good year for common lisp, you guys. a really good year

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 22:58

>>139
how are they going to track down evil beardy terrorists if their computers are secure?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 23:05

>>140
they have other backdoors for that..

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 3:14

>>140
But if they don't close security holes, then the Muslims could steal American money and use it for terrorism.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 3:25

>>142
What American money? Is there anything left to steal?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:45

>>110
That's funny, I had no idea that the Mentifex troll also browsed /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:47

>>144
He actually posts here on occasion.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:48

>>111
Look at the sand apes throwing their shoes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 7:00

s

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 14:55

bump for mentifex troll

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 1:24

BUMP FOR AARON SWARTZ, NIGGER OF THE CENTURY

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 17:26

legin

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 22:13

sicp

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 2:31

bump

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:49

hide here while the spammer calms down, you guys

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:57

>>153
I bet it's Activist-kun (or whatever guys named him). He's been prissy as of late.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:05

>>154
Who is Activist-kun?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:05

>>153
I thought you were the spammer?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:26

>>155
He fights with Nikita and calls people `cretin'.


He also hates me and wants to see me ideas because of a tiny personality flaw.


Pretty sure he's a foreigner.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:33

>>157
The ``shotgun-don't curtail my rights-guy''. It could be him, he's kind of an extremist.

Pretty sure he's a foreigner.
I'm not sure what you mean by a foreigner? Non-US citizen? Where else do people sleep with a shotgun? Rural Canada?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:36

I think it's the SAND NIGGERS guy. The spam message has that sort of condescending sarcasm they he/she/it always did so. But whoever it is, the trigger was likely nikita's increase in jew spam.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:42

>>158
I think he's European. He liberal in ways that very few Americans are.

Which brings to my attention: Nikita is suspiciously well-informed and interested in US internal politics.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:46

Looks like he tried his program on /lounge/ first.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:46

>>160

Not really. He seemed to think america profited from the iraq war.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:52

>>161
Then that rules out the SAND NIGGERS guy, who was most definitely from /g/. This must be trey.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 1:09

I bet this is !L33tUK.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 1:11

it's obviously someone upset by Nikita's shitspamming

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 1:42

Lots of theories here. Let's make a list of who it couldn't be.

•Cudder
•Nikita/Ahmed
•You
•Me
•The Sussman
•RMS#rms (unless he's doing it manually (because of lack of skill))
•Black Hacker who is always so offended
•moot

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 1:47

Clearly a forum slide. Disinfo is trying to hide something by flooding it off the board.

http://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 1:49

>>162 Ha! implying......
Funny how america just became energy independent (again) recently..? Obviously they didn't want to announce it too soon after invading iraq.. that would be really obvious (even americans would notice..) xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:00

spammer here. i hope you are enjoying this intelligent and thought-provoking discussion. you're welcome

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:09

>>167 that sounds quite possible [particularly with some of the info i posted recently, even if rather quietly on the second page]... quite serious allegations really.. find the Mat Dickie And the Scientists thread, and look near the bottom.. (It was last seen on page 9) ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:11

>>168
energy independent
citation needed

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:14

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:15

>>169
I thought you were going to leave it on for eternity.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:15

>>171 here in Oz we get all the U.S. news too... i probably heard more about the election than you did xD go google it

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:21

>>174
Americans could never become energy independent. It's at the very heart of the american lifestyle to use more resources than necessary or providable. So it must always leech off of the rest of the world, stealing resources from those who need it more.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:25

>>173

that was sort of a test run. if things get bad again ill turn it back on. theoretically, those with shorter attention spans are less likely to stick around than real /prog/rammers

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:33

>>176
I disagree. Those people will always come back later. While the necrospam does clear the front page with better threads, it also makes continuous asynchronous discussion impossible, and hence /prog/ itself is temporarily unavailable. That's fine if you have other things you can do instead of browsing /prog/, but it negatively affects those that don't have social contact outside of the internet, and don't use or like other forums.

Name: 156 2013-01-19 2:35

>>176
Turn it on again, faggot, or I start my own. Also I knew it was you, faggot, from the beginning.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:42

it negatively affects those that don't have social contact outside of the internet

good.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:42

>>178
woe is me. I'll need to find a new place to talk about programming.
*rocks self in the fetal position*

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:51

#172 here

tell me prog/ Anons' "Are you hearing me, like i'm hearing you??"

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:57

Argh what do you do, if you think you've just discovered a murder, and the murderer is listening?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 2:58

besides try not to panic

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 3:03

>>183
Yeah, try not to. I've heard enough of your panic attacks. You're a moron and the worst shitposter here, which is something.

Name: mat dickie 2013-01-19 3:07

point 1.
(i should probably post in the other thread... but anyway)
Would they automatically do toxicology on a suicide..? (ie test for drugs)
Or Would they ask the Resident Adult(s) First? even any Autopsy?

Name: luke yallop 2013-01-19 3:10

Ie asking the murderers "Do you want to get Caught?"

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 3:10

Why would you commit suicide, moron? Because you've been an ass on /prog/?

Name: luke yallop 2013-01-19 3:11

I think being completely non-anonymous is a good idea right now...

Name: luke 2013-01-19 3:12

>>187 not me, someone already did. but they didn't.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 3:12

>>184
prog is mean today. I'll return next year. By then I will have learned shift and reset.

Name: luke 2013-01-19 3:13

Certainly not on purpose anyway

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 3:14

You have already posted with your name here in the past.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 3:15

>>189
Good. Because I was going to call your parents or neighbours.

Name: luke 2013-01-19 3:15

If you commit suicide because someone else has drugged you off your head, does that still count? I think he was like their "Guinnui Pig" for want of a better word.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 3:17

You're a fucking hypocrite when you say you're spamming the board because of the shitposts. You are the shitposts.

Name: luke 2013-01-19 3:18

"If" he even did....

Name: luke 2013-01-19 3:21

Name of accused ? (Would that be dangerous? What if i'm wrong? But what if i'm not?)

Name: luke 2013-01-19 3:23

Can i even trust who i'm talking to?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 3:24

Seriously. What is your problem, man?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 3:26

>>198
I'm the only thing remotely human here.

Name: luke 2013-01-19 3:28

....

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 3:30

I fucked up the coffee machine, there's water everywhere.

Name: luke 2013-01-19 3:33

If they just roll up anytime ... I'll be so fucking wary, but yeah... i wish i was making this up...

Name: luke 2013-01-19 3:36

>>170, 172, 181... It's my dad's brother & wife?! How can i tell my dad that?!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 3:37

Also you must have superpowers. 100 posts a day and I'm the only guy who ever noticed your presence. You're just transparent to this board.

Name: luke 2013-01-19 3:39

"uh yeah, i think you're brother and his wife killed someone, dad" ?!

"What's more, they came to our house, and tried it (or something else, who knows...) on you?"

Name: luke yallop 2013-01-19 3:42

....I guess i can only sincerely hope I am wrong..
[l.y. out for now...]

Name: ly 2013-01-19 7:46

Ah well, i'm back again ^^ still alive (lol)
It's kind of hard to see my dad's brother being all that horrible, but if that is even close to what happened, then it's pretty hard for me to say that he just wasn't aware at all.
Probably doesn't reflect on me very well, whichever way it is, unless it is proven, and even then i just don't know. Seems unlikely. And though I might convince myself, in a court =/ physical evidence? It was 3 years ago....
Anyway, hopefully this action was warranted... Sorry for the mad panic back there, but it kind of caught me unawares aswell. =)

Name: ly 2013-01-19 7:55

Might i just add, that they have offered at least twice for me to go stay with them, even before all this, and at least twice i've said no. Hell No. It's bad enough when they come here for a week...

Name: ly 2013-01-19 8:22

Ever had an invitation to go prospecting for gold, along with the
mention of how easily someone could bump you on the head ? 0,o (not in the same sentence, but still...)

Name: ly 2013-01-19 8:33

Anyway, poor old /prog/ is probably traumatised.....
that or everyone went to the saturday night DISCO! =D
I guess it could have been the Nazis, or the Jews, or the Jewish Nazis...? all angry about the swastika comment? Maybe? (would they really be that angry though..? / here? really? =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 11:04

it's the same fucking guy. the spammer is the shitposter.

OP here btw, I had nothing to do with this. I bump this thread and Move Over Leah and that's pretty much all I do on this board. Not to mention, Move Over Leah has been buried now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 11:08

>>212
Now that you made your intentions public, the guy who bumps the Move Over Leah thread will bump it again.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 12:12

>>213 I don't think you understand, I *was* bumping that thread. Most of those bumps are mine, but now I'm giving up

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 12:24

>>212
I bump this thread and Move Over Leah and that's pretty much all I do on this board
You're not fooling me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 16:27

>>215 nobody cares about you

Name: n3n7i 2013-01-19 18:52

>>212 i'm not spamming, but i guess i could understand if you're calling me a (not 'the' though) shit-poster.. Really, /prog/ was just loosing it's (autistic) touch, and i was somewhat proud friday to help a new fem with some matlab code.... I can't help thinking i've caused some retard to bump all those shitty old threads, but it definitely wasn't me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 19:00

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 19:29

OPEN EROTIC ROLE PLAY

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 20:15

I've long been a fan of bringing some sort of authentication to the textboards. Not captchas or anything intense, but just something that the spambots can't figure out. There's tons of good auth services out there, but we're stuck reading spam here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 20:17

>>220
Preferably something the self-hating jew can't figure either.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 20:20

I'm not really in the mood for these trips but I might as well get them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 21:53

convince myself, in a court =/ physical could have been the Nazis, or the Jews "Guinnui Pig" for want of a my dad's brother being all that horrible =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 22:43

restoring...

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 22:48

>>223
You're trolling me way harder than the E/G/IN guy ever could.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 0:52

come one come all, this is the safe haven from the spammer

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 0:58

this entire board got fucked by one person. no admin action whatsoever

dafuq

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 1:15

>>227
you nu here? its okay, i have seen the inside of a computer once, i know what i'm doing

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 2:03

>>227
It's still better than having mods. The only way this place could be moderated is if one of the posters was a mod, and if one of the posters was a mod, what happened today would happen on a regular basis and people ip addresses would be banned as well for equally silly reasons. Most shit posters without a source of feedback get bored and move on, although Ahmed is one such exceptional exception. A mature viewer will apply their own filter, and only reply to what they want to see on prog. It's a form of voting. But in a democracy all people are to have equal voting power. Automated posting is to increase one's vote to become totalitarian. Through a minor exercise in programming, a poster is able to assign themself the role of a moderator. The competency requirement filters out most people that have this level of maturity, but sometimes a /prog/rider will get carried away.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 2:19

I hope spammer-san isn't banned. The only way to get banned here is to trigger an automated form of detection, and his/her/it's post rate was pretty high for a while. I hope he/she/it still has access to /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 2:26

test

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 2:31

>>231
A challenger appears!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 2:43

Ok fuckers, where is my thread now? Fucking buried below page 10?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 2:50

>>232
Do you remember the title? I can bump it for you. Or you can search for it in https://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 8:50

>>229 I don't *anyone* to be banned, but I would like to see conversations instead of spam. It's easy to see the difference. I don't mind chatting with any of the /frog/s, but what I do mind, and what you should mind is having the board wrecked for hours on end by a script.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 9:12

bump

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 16:10

>>220
I'm fairly sure a checkbox that ask `Are you human' with it's HTML name\id different every time would stop 99% of the people who spam this dump.

Name: cheapholysistersales 2013-01-21 16:22

>>237
Doth thou imply that Ahmed should be inhibited in his spamming activities?
Surely thou art jesting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 17:01

>>238
Ahmed spams /anus/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 17:15

>>237 that being said, I'm sure you have no intentions on contributing to any *chan repos or being otherwise helpful, right?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 17:18

>>237
Like a field that says `` IGNORE THIS OK''?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 17:30

>>241
You burned >>237 to ashes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 17:32

moderation is shit

so is trying to stop spam

back to ``le /g/redditnews overflow''

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 17:51

>>212
You're very new here.
>>221
>>238
You may fool these newblooded children fresh fom /g/ and reddit, but the irony you don't even understand the entity you're accusing, which makes it mildly amusing for those of us who do.
When are you going to reveal how many shekels JIDF pays you to shit this place up, you disgusting kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 18:22

>>244
Optimize your quotes, you disgusting raghead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 19:16

>>244
fuck off and die you illogical racist piece of shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 20:04

>>244
>>245
>>246

fuck off and get out, all of you

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 20:17

>>247
See >>245.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 20:25

>>247
fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 21:08

>>245
Optimize your existence and kill yourself, you disgusting hooknose.
>>246
How many times are you gonna call the kettle black? You jewpot.
>>247
Get the fuck back to the imagereddits you fucking newblooded faggot kid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 21:28

>>250
fuck you faggot get fucked in the ass by a niggerhorse

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 21:30

>>250
Shove 2 kilograms of explosives up your shitskinned ass, you disgusting sandnigger.

>>251
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 21:38

>>252 amen

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 21:50

>>253
Stop it with the retarded quoting style, /g/ shitstain.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 22:41

>>241
No, a checkbox or something that would keep only the most wretched of troglodytes from spamming. It must not interfere too much with those who are more wizened, and have use.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 3:31

>>255
NO, A CHECKBOX OR SOMETHING THAT WOULD KEEP ONLY THE MOST WRETCHED OF TROGLODYTES FROM MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 3:32

>>254
Fuck you. You hear that you fucking nigger? FUCK YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 5:10

>>251
>>252
>>253
Shalom, samehymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 5:24

>>258
Optimise your quotes, Schlomo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 11:46

[b]ENTERPRISE JEWS[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 12:06

>>259-260
Fuck off, unfunny fagshit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 14:30

>>261
Shalom!

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 3:00

FUCK OF

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 13:00

fuck of what?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 13:59

bump

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 21:08

OP here, 100 or so pages into ANSI Common Lisp and I feel like a fucking champion. This is the first time I've ever experienced this kind of expressivity with my code.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 21:16

>>269
Just so you know, that feeling is the so-called 悟り.

You don't seem to have achieved it fully, though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:48

No, I haven't even learned about macros or anything like that yet. I'm only touching on the tip of the iceberg I think, but this is a damn good iceberg.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 0:04

bump for spamming the frogs with useless ass bullshit and moot ignoring this board and other textboards completely

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 0:16

>>271
iceberg
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 1:05

>>273
No. Jews dislike ice, cuz ice assets aint liquid enough.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 3:38

>>274 oh shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 22:26

so I learned about functions that return functions today in lisp, it was pretty cool

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 22:40

I went food shopping and saw a cute loli today.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 22:44

So today I learnt about functions that return pointers to function in C, it was pretty cool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 17:35

>>278 illogical cretin

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 18:15

>>279
Improper use of ``illogical cretin'', tsk.

>>280
Improper use of ``tsk''.

>>281-
Improper use of free time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 20:17

>>281 hey guise, shanley here lololoz xxXXDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 8:52

so this morning somebody release brython, which is python in the browser. What really happens though is that the python is compiled down to javascript like normal and is executed that way, which explains the blazing speed, as if v8 were powering python.

now, personally, I'm a lisp guy myself, I'd love to see a scheme rendering engine for browsers, but I know that nobody but me will create one, so that will have to wait. the point is, we don't have the tools to create new internal features like alternate rendering engines for browsers. I've thought of forking chromium, but I don't know C or C++ and I don't really want to.

I'm not a big fan of python, but it's a huge, HUGE step if you're talking about rendering. I'd get into web development if I could work with a language as capable as python. I'd quit my fucking job if I could do it with scheme, I'd quit in a heartbeat and never look back.

so, frogs, what do we do? should we make a new browser that exposes internals in a way that allows for new rendering engines on the fly? even if we do that, how will we convince people to stop writing javascript and start writing another language?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 9:06

we should go back to BASIC on ZX81

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 9:40

>>282
python is compiled down to javascript like normal and is executed that way, which explains the blazing speed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 10:03

>>284 ever tried running python rendering in a browser? it's pretty fucking slow when there isn't an advanced engine in place specifically designed for your language. I'm not the javashit troll, but even a fucking goyim rubyist like yourself should know that running JS on V8 is smarter than running python in a browser with no support.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 10:07

>>282
We should write a browser that uses S-expressions instead of HTML (and rewrite the ``standard'' for markup presentation while we're at that, because what's the fucking point of <p> anyway) and reads Scheme for scripting. Natively, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 10:22

Is there any relevant software already out there that does something like this or would it have to be built from scratch?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 11:03

Javascript is portable assembly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 11:03

>>288
ONE WORD: THE LACK OF INTEGERS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 15:46

What are your favourite computer games, /prog/?
I used to be quite a fan of pong and other games written in QBASIC
After my parents got windows 95 I found skifree and hover
Nowadays I play Dwarf Fortress. I can't stand that stereotypical nerd game ``minecraft'', because it was written by a fat jew and is coded in Java which is the wrong language for such a thing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 15:49

Well, Javascript is the proof that given enough work, even a brick can fly.
I'm pretty sure you can make Python as fast as JS/V8, so that's not the point.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 15:52

>>290
gorillas.bas

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 16:43

>>291 I'm not saying that. Python on the server is faster than V8 I believe, but Python in the browser is just Javascript wearing a disguise. I'd like to make python (or a language that isnt fuckig javascript) run natively in the browser, that's what I really want.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 18:30

>>293
You can't indiscriminately go "ANYTHING but javascript!" like that. That would mean you could just replace shit (js) with other shit (python)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-30 19:02

>>294 kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-30 21:30

>>294
Like I said a few days ago, having a dog shit over your carpet (FIOC) is somehow better than having an elephant with diarrhea shit over your body (Javashit, but the elephant analogy works with PHP too)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-30 22:15

Anything Goes Megaupload

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 7:42

fuck kim dotcom, he's a fucking snitch

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 7:48

fuck kim huwang, he's stiching my ass

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 20:15

check my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 18:25

>>00 Shalom

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 20:36

>>301 shit I meant >>300, I'm retarded and jewish!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:32

SHALOM!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 13:34

FORCED INDENTATION OF MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 20:17

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 0:03

כניסה כפויה של אמא שלך.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 0:33

>>305
One of them is different.

Name: IHBT 2013-02-03 0:45

>>307
FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 12:06

>>307 I made that, and no one of them is not

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 18:22

bumping for attention like a cunt

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 7:27

bumping for gentile frogs

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 19:44

shen added ruby and java and shit to shen's cross compilation list

Name: bampu pantsu 2013-02-06 13:56

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 7:02

so python wiki was hacked again, what are your thoughts, frogs?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 13:17

>>314
Aloha, I think next snake needed to be wiki-wiki or I hack it up for my dinner.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 19:52

>>315 wat

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 19:58

so...hivemind programming anyone? i think its time to make a proper 4chan app. fubu style

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 12:31

>>317 key features?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 8:08

bump

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 19:42

bump for 320 kbps

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 19:46

>>318
a prominent ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 20:43

fubu style

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