/prog/ - Anything Goes Megathread

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 18:31

Let's go, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 23:16

>>120
I'd piss in your mouth if I met you, you have the IQ of a fucking toilet seat. So I will piss away. Lay down and open wide this is a beer piss.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 23:25

But most toilet seats I've seen are bright.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 1:36

>>122
You know nothing about toilet seats.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:22

I'm going to sell a smart toilet seat. It will run android and post statistics about your shit on Facebook, twitter, and /prog/ (to facilitate shitposting). I'd called it iShit, but Apple probably owns that name by now. Perhaps "CanDroid or Dingleberry" (take notes on those puns, marketing guys?). See you guys on kickstarter!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:26

>>124
This is going to be big. Hacker News already loves it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:35

>>124
Can I browse the internet on this toilet seat? It would be a great way to pass the time while I'm hiding at work in the bathroom without cell reception.

Sign me up for two as preorders. I'll install one at home and one at work.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 5:04

But the sights were never meant to work like that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 14:34

>>121 you might try to, but lemme tell YOU something:

I wouldn't piss in your mouth if you were on fire.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 15:06

>>128
Yeah, well, I wouldn't throw a fire on you if you were drowning.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 15:35

>>129 I wouldn't hax your anus if you were begging for it

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 16:20

>>130
I wouldn't beg you to hax my anus even if I really wanted it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 18:51

>>131 I wouldn't shit on you if you were starving to death

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:31

>>132
I wouldn't starve you to death even if you were an African child.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:34

>>133 I wouldn't be an african child if I lived in Africa.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:58

>>134
I wouldn't talk to you if you were a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 20:25

One night a girl had an affair
With a fellow all covered with hair.
Then she picked up his hat
And realized that
She'd been had by Smokey the Bear!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 20:39

>>135 I would be a nigger if a cretin like you spoke to me irl.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 14:36

>>136 back to /jp/

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 22:49

homeland security has issued a warning to all americans about Java. they said to uninstall java to protect yourself from current and future exploits.

this is the funniest shit I've ever seen. this is gonna be a good year for common lisp, you guys. a really good year

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 22:58

>>139
how are they going to track down evil beardy terrorists if their computers are secure?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 23:05

>>140
they have other backdoors for that..

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 3:14

>>140
But if they don't close security holes, then the Muslims could steal American money and use it for terrorism.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 3:25

>>142
What American money? Is there anything left to steal?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:45

>>110
That's funny, I had no idea that the Mentifex troll also browsed /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:47

>>144
He actually posts here on occasion.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:48

>>111
Look at the sand apes throwing their shoes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 7:00

s

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 14:55

bump for mentifex troll

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 1:24

BUMP FOR AARON SWARTZ, NIGGER OF THE CENTURY

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 17:26

legin

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 22:13

sicp

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 2:31

bump

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:49

hide here while the spammer calms down, you guys

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:57

>>153
I bet it's Activist-kun (or whatever guys named him). He's been prissy as of late.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:05

>>154
Who is Activist-kun?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:05

>>153
I thought you were the spammer?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:26

>>155
He fights with Nikita and calls people `cretin'.

He also hates me and wants to see me ideas because of a tiny personality flaw.

Pretty sure he's a foreigner.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:33

>>157
The ``shotgun-don't curtail my rights-guy''. It could be him, he's kind of an extremist.

Pretty sure he's a foreigner.
I'm not sure what you mean by a foreigner? Non-US citizen? Where else do people sleep with a shotgun? Rural Canada?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:36

I think it's the SAND NIGGERS guy. The spam message has that sort of condescending sarcasm they he/she/it always did so. But whoever it is, the trigger was likely nikita's increase in jew spam.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:42

>>158
I think he's European. He liberal in ways that very few Americans are.

Which brings to my attention: Nikita is suspiciously well-informed and interested in US internal politics.

Anything Goes Megathread

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 18:31

121 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 23:16

122 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 23:25

123 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 1:36

124 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:22

125 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:26

126 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:35

127 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 5:04

128 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 14:34

129 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 15:06

130 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 15:35

131 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 16:20

132 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 18:51

133 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:31

134 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:34

135 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:58

136 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 20:25

137 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 20:39

138 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 14:36

139 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 22:49

140 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 22:58

141 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 23:05

142 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 3:14

143 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 3:25

144 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:45

145 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:47

146 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:48

147 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 7:00

148 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 14:55

149 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 1:24

150 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 17:26

151 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 22:13

152 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 2:31

153 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:49

154 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:57

155 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:05

156 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:05

157 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:26

158 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:33

159 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:36

160 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:42

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 18:31

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 23:16

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 23:25

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 1:36

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:22

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:26

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 2:35

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 5:04

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 14:34

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 15:06

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 15:35

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 16:20

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 18:51

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:31

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:34

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:58

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 20:25

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 20:39

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 14:36

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 22:49

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 22:58

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 23:05

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 3:14

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 3:25

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:45

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:47

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 6:48

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 7:00

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 14:55

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 1:24

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 17:26

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 22:13

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 2:31

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:49

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-18 23:57

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:05

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:05

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:26

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:33

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:36

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 0:42