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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-29 18:31

Let's go, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 20:17

>>281 hey guise, shanley here lololoz xxXXDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 8:52

so this morning somebody release brython, which is python in the browser. What really happens though is that the python is compiled down to javascript like normal and is executed that way, which explains the blazing speed, as if v8 were powering python.

now, personally, I'm a lisp guy myself, I'd love to see a scheme rendering engine for browsers, but I know that nobody but me will create one, so that will have to wait. the point is, we don't have the tools to create new internal features like alternate rendering engines for browsers. I've thought of forking chromium, but I don't know C or C++ and I don't really want to.

I'm not a big fan of python, but it's a huge, HUGE step if you're talking about rendering. I'd get into web development if I could work with a language as capable as python. I'd quit my fucking job if I could do it with scheme, I'd quit in a heartbeat and never look back.

so, frogs, what do we do? should we make a new browser that exposes internals in a way that allows for new rendering engines on the fly? even if we do that, how will we convince people to stop writing javascript and start writing another language?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 9:06

we should go back to BASIC on ZX81

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 9:40

>>282
python is compiled down to javascript like normal and is executed that way, which explains the blazing speed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 10:03

>>284 ever tried running python rendering in a browser? it's pretty fucking slow when there isn't an advanced engine in place specifically designed for your language. I'm not the javashit troll, but even a fucking goyim rubyist like yourself should know that running JS on V8 is smarter than running python in a browser with no support.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 10:07

>>282
We should write a browser that uses S-expressions instead of HTML (and rewrite the ``standard'' for markup presentation while we're at that, because what's the fucking point of <p> anyway) and reads Scheme for scripting. Natively, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 10:22

Is there any relevant software already out there that does something like this or would it have to be built from scratch?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 11:03

Javascript is portable assembly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 11:03

>>288
ONE WORD: THE LACK OF INTEGERS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 15:46

What are your favourite computer games, /prog/?
I used to be quite a fan of pong and other games written in QBASIC
After my parents got windows 95 I found skifree and hover
Nowadays I play Dwarf Fortress. I can't stand that stereotypical nerd game ``minecraft'', because it was written by a fat jew and is coded in Java which is the wrong language for such a thing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 15:49

Well, Javascript is the proof that given enough work, even a brick can fly.
I'm pretty sure you can make Python as fast as JS/V8, so that's not the point.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 15:52

>>290
gorillas.bas

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 16:43

>>291 I'm not saying that. Python on the server is faster than V8 I believe, but Python in the browser is just Javascript wearing a disguise. I'd like to make python (or a language that isnt fuckig javascript) run natively in the browser, that's what I really want.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 18:30

>>293
You can't indiscriminately go "ANYTHING but javascript!" like that. That would mean you could just replace shit (js) with other shit (python)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-30 19:02

>>294 kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-30 21:30

>>294
Like I said a few days ago, having a dog shit over your carpet (FIOC) is somehow better than having an elephant with diarrhea shit over your body (Javashit, but the elephant analogy works with PHP too)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-30 22:15

Anything Goes Megaupload

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 7:42

fuck kim dotcom, he's a fucking snitch

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 7:48

fuck kim huwang, he's stiching my ass

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 20:15

check my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 18:25

>>00 Shalom

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 20:36

>>301 shit I meant >>300, I'm retarded and jewish!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 12:32

SHALOM!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-02 13:34

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 0:03

כניסה כפויה של אמא שלך.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 0:33

>>305
One of them is different.

Name: IHBT 2013-02-03 0:45

>>307
FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 12:06

>>307 I made that, and no one of them is not

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 18:22

bumping for attention like a cunt

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 7:27

bumping for gentile frogs

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 19:44

shen added ruby and java and shit to shen's cross compilation list

Name: bampu pantsu 2013-02-06 13:56

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 7:02

so python wiki was hacked again, what are your thoughts, frogs?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 13:17

>>314
Aloha, I think next snake needed to be wiki-wiki or I hack it up for my dinner.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 19:52

>>315 wat

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 19:58

so...hivemind programming anyone? i think its time to make a proper 4chan app. fubu style

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 12:31

>>317 key features?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 8:08

bump

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 19:42

bump for 320 kbps

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 19:46

>>318
a prominent ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 20:43

fubu style

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