I'm a fat pedophile who has never even held hands. I haven't showered in three weeks, and I haven't left the house in a month. I get my groceries in huge quantities (50 lbs bag of rice, restaurant size cans of tomatoes, etc...) just so I don't have to go to the store. I make 95% of my money off of web programming and running shady porn sites, and when I tried to write a ``marketing'' bot, it was a fucking disaster. I am also an alcoholic; I have to drink in the morning or else I'll get the shakes. The longest I've ever held down a regular job was 3 months, and that was working for my father, who fired me for being incredibly incompetent and almost killing someone due to laziness.
What's your life like?
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Anonymous2012-10-25 16:55
I did quit doing drugs and procrastinating due to /prog/ I also hold a 15cm dildo inside my anus 60% of the time after learning about prostate orgasms, now I'm a happy guy to who bitchs happen to rain upon, sadly most of them quit when I ask them to fuck me, aside from that I'm a regular guy who likes to program and drink coffee and eat cheetos while I'm at it.
I masturbate to Touhous after programming meta-circular evaluators.
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Anonymous2012-10-25 17:39
I also make money of web development and never leave the house. I don't do porn though, because that's disgusting. I mostly install customized eCommerce packages for retards who want to sell tee-shirts and pottery that they make and, of course, blog shit.
I spend 10 hours a day on visual novels, anime, manga, and /prog/. Then next hour is fap hour, where I fap. After that comes work, which I can only tolerate for maybe 5 hours. Next I read non-weeaboo shit for a couple hours, then browse the internet until I collapse from exhaustion. Then is bedtime. (∧＿∧)
I don't drink or smoke.
>>2 I also hold a 15cm dildo inside my anus 60% of the time
I used to try that, but it felt like my asshole was getting far too lose, so I got scared and quit.
>>11
Congratulations. Few people have your focus and drive.
>>12
All you need is a little confidence. Money loves confidence and goes to people with them. I bet you would make a great programmer if you didn't lose the battle before it was fought.
>>13
I hope your therapy is helping you with your problems.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
running shady porn sites
As somebody with experience in the adult web industry, I seriously doubt you do (unless you mean some sick fuck .onion site on TOR).
>>21
I asked Marisa and she said today she hasn't talked with any other person than me.
Maybe you got the wrong Marisa.
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Anonymous2012-10-25 23:53
my life is rabu rabu ALL DAY, AND ALL OF THE NIGHT
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Anonymous2012-10-26 0:04
>>19
Did I say shady? I meant spammy fetish sites with fake facebook notifications and where the ads link to executables.
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Anonymous2012-10-26 0:07
I watch too much anime and other weeaboo shit. I fap to loli and guro, and general sick shit. I am in love with Adderall. Then I go to work and am one of the most charismatic programmers there. I usually talk others into doing the shitty work for me (or even wanting to do it for me) while I get the nice stuff.
I feel like a serial killer, kinda.
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Anonymous2012-10-26 0:09
i rape people
i scrub toilets
i rape other toilet scrubbers too
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Anonymous2012-10-26 0:13
>>18
u college jealous? gdi bitter because money mine? more strong, squat big?
jealous of my bitter babby beta? gdi scum frat castle jeans?
HEY GDI FAGGOTS WHY CRY? MAD THAT PUSSY NO GET? BITTER AT BUSINESS? CONNECTIONS? QUESTION ME, ANGRY?
just because i get party pussy means you mad alcohol!? beer bbq jealous at me?
u frat greek? money? get mad at money? i make more stuff better so i better than you mad!
make business connection make 4034K year/month? yeah frat jalous
I make servers, I don't have much free time but the little I have I obsess over making HTTP/1.1 servers.
IOCP, poll, select, epoll, forkers, no-allocation servers, thousands of threads, one threads, daemons/services, kernel servers arghhjbdf
But I'm comfy.
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Anonymous2012-10-28 11:48
>>39
you're the only one sick fuck here.
why not just use ERLONG?
>>44
What do you expect from a bunch of /b/tards who can't tell that this isn't /b/?
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Anonymous2012-10-28 12:36
>>45
I know. I bet there isn't a single person in this thread besides me who has EVER, in their entire lives, that got laid (by a woman, I'm sure the faggots and pedos have gotten fucked a few times, but they aren't real men).
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Anonymous2012-10-28 12:41
>>46
Fuck you faggot I fuck different bitches every night in the cunt and the ass and love every minute of it. Want to call me a homo now?
I am a LISP programmer.
I enjoy eating out of trash cans.
I cannot afford a house or internet, so I code on this smartphone that I stole and leach off McDonald's wifi.
My house is a box for a refrigerator.
I sometimes give blowjobs to the neighborhood meth dealer who hangs around the high school, so I can pull all nighters while coding for my new Start-Up.