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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-25 16:15

Tell us about your lifestyle /prog/!

I'm a fat pedophile who has never even held hands. I haven't showered in three weeks, and I haven't left the house in a month. I get my groceries in huge quantities (50 lbs bag of rice, restaurant size cans of tomatoes, etc...) just so I don't have to go to the store. I make 95% of my money off of web programming and running shady porn sites, and when I tried to write a ``marketing'' bot, it was a fucking disaster. I am also an alcoholic; I have to drink in the morning or else I'll get the shakes. The longest I've ever held down a regular job was 3 months, and that was working for my father, who fired me for being incredibly incompetent and almost killing someone due to laziness.

What's your life like?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-25 16:55

I did quit doing drugs and procrastinating due to /prog/ I also hold a 15cm dildo inside my anus 60% of the time after learning about prostate orgasms, now I'm a happy guy to who bitchs happen to rain upon, sadly most of them quit when I ask them to fuck me, aside from that I'm a regular guy who likes to program and drink coffee and eat cheetos while I'm at it.

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