/prog/ Lifestyles Thread [Part |]

Tell us about your lifestyle /prog/!

I'm a fat pedophile who has never even held hands. I haven't showered in three weeks, and I haven't left the house in a month. I get my groceries in huge quantities (50 lbs bag of rice, restaurant size cans of tomatoes, etc...) just so I don't have to go to the store. I make 95% of my money off of web programming and running shady porn sites, and when I tried to write a ``marketing'' bot, it was a fucking disaster. I am also an alcoholic; I have to drink in the morning or else I'll get the shakes. The longest I've ever held down a regular job was 3 months, and that was working for my father, who fired me for being incredibly incompetent and almost killing someone due to laziness.

What's your life like?

I also make money of web development and never leave the house. I don't do porn though, because that's disgusting. I mostly install customized eCommerce packages for retards who want to sell tee-shirts and pottery that they make and, of course, blog shit.

I spend 10 hours a day on visual novels, anime, manga, and /prog/. Then next hour is fap hour, where I fap. After that comes work, which I can only tolerate for maybe 5 hours. Next I read non-weeaboo shit for a couple hours, then browse the internet until I collapse from exhaustion. Then is bedtime. (∧＿∧)

I don't drink or smoke.

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I also hold a 15cm dildo inside my anus 60% of the time
I used to try that, but it felt like my asshole was getting far too lose, so I got scared and quit.