/prog/ Lifestyles Thread [Part |]

Tell us about your lifestyle /prog/!

I'm a fat pedophile who has never even held hands. I haven't showered in three weeks, and I haven't left the house in a month. I get my groceries in huge quantities (50 lbs bag of rice, restaurant size cans of tomatoes, etc...) just so I don't have to go to the store. I make 95% of my money off of web programming and running shady porn sites, and when I tried to write a ``marketing'' bot, it was a fucking disaster. I am also an alcoholic; I have to drink in the morning or else I'll get the shakes. The longest I've ever held down a regular job was 3 months, and that was working for my father, who fired me for being incredibly incompetent and almost killing someone due to laziness.

What's your life like?

>>1
I'm a fat pedophile
You aren't gay at least, I hope!

>>2
Sounds like you're life is improving.

>>3
Your only problem is low self-esteem. You need to learn to love yourself.

>>4
Everyone has to have a hobby, and there is plenty of room on /prog/!

>>5
That's a good celebration ritual. I may take that habit up myself.

>>6
You seem to get to do what you love all day. Good for you.

>>7
It's only a minor mistake, cut him some slack.

>>8
Why wouldn't it be?

>>9
Sounds delicious!

>>10
Sounds nice, I bet you feel pretty!

>>11
Congratulations. Few people have your focus and drive.

>>12
All you need is a little confidence. Money loves confidence and goes to people with them. I bet you would make a great programmer if you didn't lose the battle before it was fought.

>>13
I hope your therapy is helping you with your problems.

>>14
Don't worry, we all make mistakes.

>>15
Impressive!

>>16
It sounds like you have a good relationship built on mutual trust and respect rather than sex. I hope all works out for you guys!