Name: Anonymous 2012-10-25 16:15
Tell us about your lifestyle /prog/!
I'm a fat pedophile who has never even held hands. I haven't showered in three weeks, and I haven't left the house in a month. I get my groceries in huge quantities (50 lbs bag of rice, restaurant size cans of tomatoes, etc...) just so I don't have to go to the store. I make 95% of my money off of web programming and running shady porn sites, and when I tried to write a ``marketing'' bot, it was a fucking disaster. I am also an alcoholic; I have to drink in the morning or else I'll get the shakes. The longest I've ever held down a regular job was 3 months, and that was working for my father, who fired me for being incredibly incompetent and almost killing someone due to laziness.
What's your life like?
I'm a fat pedophile who has never even held hands. I haven't showered in three weeks, and I haven't left the house in a month. I get my groceries in huge quantities (50 lbs bag of rice, restaurant size cans of tomatoes, etc...) just so I don't have to go to the store. I make 95% of my money off of web programming and running shady porn sites, and when I tried to write a ``marketing'' bot, it was a fucking disaster. I am also an alcoholic; I have to drink in the morning or else I'll get the shakes. The longest I've ever held down a regular job was 3 months, and that was working for my father, who fired me for being incredibly incompetent and almost killing someone due to laziness.
What's your life like?