I'm a fat pedophile who has never even held hands. I haven't showered in three weeks, and I haven't left the house in a month. I get my groceries in huge quantities (50 lbs bag of rice, restaurant size cans of tomatoes, etc...) just so I don't have to go to the store. I make 95% of my money off of web programming and running shady porn sites, and when I tried to write a ``marketing'' bot, it was a fucking disaster. I am also an alcoholic; I have to drink in the morning or else I'll get the shakes. The longest I've ever held down a regular job was 3 months, and that was working for my father, who fired me for being incredibly incompetent and almost killing someone due to laziness.
>>44
What do you expect from a bunch of /b/tards who can't tell that this isn't /b/?
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Anonymous2012-10-28 12:36
>>45
I know. I bet there isn't a single person in this thread besides me who has EVER, in their entire lives, that got laid (by a woman, I'm sure the faggots and pedos have gotten fucked a few times, but they aren't real men).
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Anonymous2012-10-28 12:41
>>46
Fuck you faggot I fuck different bitches every night in the cunt and the ass and love every minute of it. Want to call me a homo now?
I am a LISP programmer.
I enjoy eating out of trash cans.
I cannot afford a house or internet, so I code on this smartphone that I stole and leach off McDonald's wifi.
My house is a box for a refrigerator.
I sometimes give blowjobs to the neighborhood meth dealer who hangs around the high school, so I can pull all nighters while coding for my new Start-Up.