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ITT Experts

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 22:09

Other than programming, what else are you an EXPERT at?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 22:17

Sex.

Name: tdavis 2011-09-27 22:18

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/09/27/7-arrested-for-alleged-sat-cheating-ring-at-great-neck-north-high-school/

Ba ba.  I cheated, on a question.  During a break, kinda talking with a friend.  I'm like, "Hey that's right on that math problem."  Then, went back and changed it.

CIA scum.

God says...
C:\TEXT\Brief\AUGUST.TXT

t, and wasted, and dissipated, and I boiled over in my
fornications, and Thou heldest Thy peace, O Thou my tardy joy!   Thou
then heldest Thy peace, and I wandered further and further from
Thee, into more and more fruitless seed-plots of sorrows, with a proud
dejectedness, and a restless weariness.

Oh! that some one had then attempered my disorder, and turned to
account the fleeting beauties of these, the extreme points of Thy
creation! had put a bound to their pleasureableness, that so the tides

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 22:19

edit: ba ha

Name: tdavis 2011-09-27 22:22

I sorta inspired 9/11.  It's in the emails to Bush.  And Iraq war.

Yeah, like I care about my SAT.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 23:29

Nothing really. If tomorrow the world enters a digital blackout due to a solar storm, i'll starve

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 23:47

Masturbating, crying myself to sleep, drinking, and categorizing porn.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 0:08

I can pick up just about any song on the guitar after hearing it once. Unless it's ridiculous speed metal like dragonforce or something.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:14

>>8
But you can't program, stupid chav.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:15

>>8
I want a recording of you doing "The Doors - People Are Strange".

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:22

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/26/stockbroker-psychopath_n_981950.html

Doctors make you psycopathic.  My parents seem like the terminator 2 movie liquid beings.  Fuck if I know why everybody is an actor.  I leave the house -- nothing but actors.  When they get in your way, wanna run them over -- manikins.

God says...
C:\TEXT\DARWIN.TXT

ther, though the
esculent and thickened stems are so similar.  Whatever part is found to be
most constant, is used in classing varieties:  thus the great agriculturist
Marshall says the horns are very useful for this purpose with cattle,
because they are less variable than the shape or colour of the body, etc.;
whereas with sheep the horns are much less serviceable, because less
constant.  In classing varieties, I apprehend that if we had a real
pedigree, a genealogical classification would be unive

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:22

>>10
Now it's playing in my head.
Damn you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:23

>>11
Hey tdavis /g/ is a big fan of your operating system. I think you should start a thread in
http://boards.4chan.org/g/
and do some sort of Q&A session.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 0:27

>>9
Be quiet, my spectrum basic skills are legendary.
>>10
It's 5.26AM here at the minute, so I can't really wake the neighbours up.

I will do it though, later today.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:28

>>8 must have watched Amadeus and thought he was the Mozart of guitar.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:29

>>14
It makes me happy to know I'm not the only British NEET lurking /prog/ in the early hours of the morning.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 0:32

>>15
Parroting something is far from being a composer, Captain Autism.

>>16

I am in education, it's just I have severe insomnia. Have since the day I was born, been sent to the doctors for it since a child, no cure etc.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:33

>>14
Do you still own one?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:33

>>17
Lucky you. I just sleep all day.
Not sure which I would prefer.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 0:35

>>18
128k +2A, tape drive one.

>>19
If you have any semblance of control over when you can go to sleep, I would swap places with you in a heartbeat. It's pure torture, and really fucks up me trying to live my life.

Be thankful.

Besides, it's never too late to go back to education.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:39

>>20
Well tuition fees are on the rise and I'm in debt already after failing my first year. I'm too depressed/anxious/lethargic to get a job or go back to university, so I instead sink deeper and deeper into NEETdom.

I suppose it can't be helped.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:39

Maybe, St. Paul could do major miracles like healing because he got stone and shipwreched a lot.  Spent long time in prison.

God is just.

Suffer if you want a reward.  Me? Meh.

God says...
C:\TEXT\DARWIN.TXT

ity over the offspring
from long-continued self-fertilisation, that they will have a better chance
of surviving and propagating their kind; and thus in the long run the
influence of crosses, even at rare intervals, will be great.  With respect
to organic beings extremely low in the scale, which do not propagate
sexually, nor conjugate, and which cannot possibly intercross, uniformity
of character can be retained by them under the same conditions of life,
only through the principle of inheritance, an

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 0:42

>>21
Of course it can be helped.
You've already got what you need to go back and try again, you don't even have to do A-levels or an access course or any of that crap. Don't give up after failing once...try again. fuck the fees, either you'll never get a high paying enough job to have to ever pay them back (lol, UK) or you will and you'll be paying them back at a reasonable rate.

Your other alternative is life on the dole, which is what spurred me on.

What subject were you taking?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:45

>>20,21
Read SICP guys.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:51

>>23

I'd be more service digging a ditch to no where.

Last job I had was making chips to circumvent the chips on toner cartriges placed there to prevent refills.

Disability is insurance.  You want me to drive you crazy and you rty to function, normally.


God says...
C:\TEXT\YANKEE.TXT

 captured the lower
clasp of the three, and when he missed it he thought he had lost
it on the way.

I had a chance to be glad about a minute, then straightway a chance
to be sad again.  For when the purchase was about to fail, as usual,
the master suddenly spoke up and said what would be worded thus
--in modern English:

"I'll tell you what I'll do.  I'm tired supporting these two for
no good.  Give me twenty-two dollars for this one, and I'll throw
the other one in."

The king couldn't get h

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:54

Radio talks to me.  All Internet is focused on me.  how do you get your head around that... while working in a deli?  Fry's yer brain.  I ran President Bush in my spare time.

God says...

umm spirit Greece strip Tomorrow small_talk yada_yada_yada
you're_out_of_your_mind off_the_record frown I_hate_when_that_happens
birds heads_I_win_tails_you_lose employer Bush do_you_want_another
You_know reverse_engineer it's_my_world doh I'm_beginning_to_wonder
end revolution how_goes_it it'd_take_a_miracle

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:58

>>23
I've been a NEET for months now and I've yet to apply for the dole. I guess I'm too scared.
What subject were you taking?
Computer science.
>>24
Too busy blogging.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 0:59

I own the Internet

http://yro.slashdot.org/story/11/09/28/0145245/acta-to-be-signed-this-weekend

Lexmark case went to the supreme court.  Forest Gump.  Ticketmaster got sued when I was there.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 1:03

>>27
Dude...there isn't anything scary about applying for the dole. Plus, it will get you out of the house at least once a fortnight to sign on. Would be good for you. It also teaches social skills such as lying to your claim advisor about getting a job.

Maybe go into something other than computer science if it didn't work out for you. Maybe even something more programming related...or maybe less, like network engineering. Just be thankful you aren't tied to the humanities with their endless bullshit politics.

How the fuck are you living if you have no income? Parents? Dude, get the dole, at least until you go back to uni. In fact, ring up clearing tomorrow and see what is going, it isn't too late for this year.

Of course, only you can make yourself do this, but things really aren't as hopeless as you think.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 1:05

Maybe my doctors will tell me I'm cured and quit locking-me-up and take meds.

They love to boast about how they can't cure anyone with mental illness.  I don't know why we pay them.

C:\TEXT\Brief\AUGUST.TXT

 overflow as much as they desired; reposing my heart
upon them; and it found rest in them, for it was in Thy ears, not in
those of man, who would have scornfully interpreted my weeping.  And
now, Lord, in writing I confess it unto Thee.  Read it, who will, and
interpret it, how he will: and if he finds sin therein, that I wept my
mother for a small portion of an hour (the mother who for the time was
dead to mine eyes, who had for many years wept for me that I might
live in Thine eyes), let him not d

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 1:12

>>29
It also teaches social skills such as lying to your claim advisor about getting a job.
I don't think I'm mentally equipped to handle that. I can barely go to the shops.

How the fuck are you living if you have no income? Parents?
Indeed, though they're not too pleased. I'm in a very working class family.

In fact, ring up clearing tomorrow and see what is going, it isn't too late for this year.
I know for a fact I wouldn't go through with it...at least not in the state of mind I'm currently in.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 1:16

I'd sue my doctors if I got cure.  Why do you think I freely use the word "nigger"?  I'm never gonna have a job again, so why the hell not!   I also quit worrying about learning new languages.  What the hell -- if I get kicked off disability, I'll prolly get locked-up again.  They made me impotant, so women are irrelevant.  Not much left to worry about.  I can talk to God in prison.  St. Paul spent lots of time in prison.

Highs and lows balance.  May the peace of Christ be with you that surpasses all understanmding.  Don't worry.  Bush's job made me stress big-time!  Fuck that!

God says...
 C:\TEXT\BIBLE.TXT

ad the
writing, nor make known to the king the interpretation thereof.

5:9 Then was king Belshazzar greatly troubled, and his countenance was
changed in him, and his lords were astonied.

5:10 Now the queen by reason of the words of the king and his lords
came into the banquet house: and the queen spake and said, O king,
live for ever: let not thy thoughts trouble thee, nor let thy
countenance be changed: 5:11 There is a man in thy kingdom, in whom is
the spirit of the holy gods; and in the days

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 1:25

>>31
I don't think I'm mentally equipped to handle that. I can barely go to the shops.

It will come naturally, you'll start off telling the truth, then gradually furnish it with a little white lie over time, then before you know it a few months down the line you are inventing middle earth.
If you really are this bad with social stuff, go to a doctors and get on the sick. I know someone who got on sickness benefit years ago with anxiety under WORK PHOBIA, no troll.

Indeed, though they're not too pleased. I'm in a very working class family.

They can't be that working class if they are putting up with this...at least show willing and go to the Doctors as mentioned. Those guys aren't scary like the dole, they want to help you. Plus, you don't have to sign on, you just hand a sick note in when you feel like it. Eventually you only have to do it every six months/a year. I gamed that system for a while when I was in bands to stop the fuckers hassling me for a job.

I know for a fact I wouldn't go through with it...at least not in the state of mind I'm currently in.
small steps. Think about the other points I've posted.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 1:32

>>33
I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety a few years ago and I am currently on fluoxetine. I skipped most of the psychiatrist's appointments so she ended them. I recently went to my GP as per my parents' suggestion, and I saw a social worker who said she would probably refer me for a proper evaluation.
Talking to her made it clear they don't want to help me; rather they want to assess whether I'm a risk to myself or others. Any sort of empathy simply doesn't factor into the equation.

I appreciate your advice, thank you.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 1:48

>>34
Dude, in the vernacular of chavdom, you should be rinsing the fuck out of these geezers. Not only should you be on a massive disability payment, but yo could probably also get your Mother to receive carers allowance as well. Talk to them and spin it how if you had more money for yourself it would enable you to get out of the house more. Make up some bullshit about wanting to go to the video arcade or something (showing my age here...maybe you should say local LAN gaming coffeeshop or something. I dunno, but there will be something).

It will take less than five minutes to do to get your sicknote. They'll probably sign it to shut you up. Say you need it to pay your parents money towards bills...even with my flaky excuses (granted, I was on fluexotin too, but I didn't take the pills other than recreationaly. I accepted the prescription to enhance my case).

Just say you want a sick note. The guy will just sign you one. Seriously, less than five minutes work. Then take it down to the job centre and say you're signing onto disability allowance.

I wish I could go with you to help, because I am a jedi fucking master at dealing with the dole after being on it for years (although not currently). The doctors part is easy though, and once you have that note, the rest is too. It's only really hard to deal with the dole if they expect you to get a job.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 2:26

>>34


Does this trip-you-out and make you disabled?
http://forum.osdev.org/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=24195

Go cookoo and programming can be like a drug.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 2:40

If you go on disability, expect to be fucked-up the ass once a month.  God is just.


God says...
C:\TEXT\BIBLE.TXT

 discerning the Lord's body.

11:30 For this cause many are weak and sickly among you, and many
sleep.

11:31 For if we would judge ourselves, we should not be judged.

11:32 But when we are judged, we are chastened of the Lord, that we
should not be condemned with the world.

11:33 Wherefore, my brethren, when ye come together to eat, tarry one
for another.

11:34 And if any man hunger, let him eat at home; that ye come not
together unto condemnation. And the rest will I set in order when I

-------------------

I don't drive, have to take meds which make me impotent and I live with my parents.  You might reconsider.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 2:49

Doctors are secretly smart like this, but act stupid.

http://www.noob.us/humor/the-office-dwight-faces-nerd-torture-of-the-highest-form/

They will push your buttons to see if they can make you crazy.

When I leave the house, it' FBI and shrink actors lots of times.  They will fuck with you 2-3 times a month.  Coulds be masons or someone... MI6?  Who knows.  Even my parents act--totally betray me to the doctors.

God says...
C:\TEXT\PARADISE.TXT

cing; ye in Heaven
On Earth join all ye Creatures to extol
Him first, him last, him midst, and without end.
Fairest of stars, last in the train of night,
If better thou belong not to the dawn,
Sure pledge of day, that crownest the smiling morn
With thy bright circlet, praise him in thy sphere,
While day arises, that sweet hour of prime.
Thou Sun, of this great world both eye and soul,
Acknowledge him thy greater; sound his praise
In thy eternal course, both when thou climbest,
And when high noon

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 2:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 3:09

I am a LINUX SYSOP

SLACKWARESUPREMACY

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 3:17

Don't fall for 1st order thinking.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ktf2r/william_gibson_got_it_all_right/

The world is just.  That rules-out most 1st order trips.

God says...
C:\TEXT\2CITIES2.TXT

 made off with it, was put to
Death; the coiner of a bad shilling was put to Death; the sounders of
three-fourths of the notes in the whole gamut of Crime, were put to
Death.  Not that it did the least good in the way of prevention--it
might almost have been worth remarking that the fact was exactly the
reverse--but, it cleared off (as to this world) the trouble of each
particular case, and left nothing else connected with it to be looked
after.  Thus, Tellson's, in its day, like greater places of b

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 3:22

That wheel-barrow picture attack was so lame the argument clinic dude should refund my money.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 3:29

BBC dude thinks I'm climing high ground.  No, Mel Gibson attack is just stupid.

It's was lame.  You're proud of it?

You want Charles as your figure-head?  Yer going, "Oh please quit-it."  He's a charming guy, huh, with lots of Charisma.

God says...
C:\TEXT\SWIFT.TXT

r majesty had taken a marrow-bone upon her
plate, and, after knocking out the marrow, placed the bone again in
the dish erect, as it stood before; the dwarf, watching his
opportunity, while Glumdalclitch was gone to the side-board,
mounted the stool that she stood on to take care of me at meals,
took me up in both hands, and squeezing my legs together, wedged
them into the marrow bone above my waist, where I stuck for some
time, and made a very ridiculous figure.  I believe it was near a
minute bef

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 3:34

excellent joint roller.

IS THERE ANY GRAPHICAL EXPERTS IN HEAR?

Look I have this picture, it's almost B/W but it has greyscale tones in it... I want to turn it into a black(greyscale) on transparent picture so i can replace the white by the brown background-color on my website.

HOW???????

I only have the Gimp :(

Name: Xarn 2011-09-28 6:58

SLACKWARESUPREMACYSLACKWARESUPREMACYSLACKWARESUPREMACY

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 8:25

>>44

don't know about the gimp, but in photoshop you want to make a layer mask, and paste in the original image into the layer mask. then, invert the layer mask. now, the black in the image is opaque and white is transparent.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 11:40

>>10
I want a recording of you doing "The Doors - People Are Strange".

Delivered.

http://www.filedropper.com/peoplearestrangecover
I have done a shortened version because I did it off the top of my head. The lyrics are the same all the way through anyway. But that is basically what I'm like when I go busking.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 11:57

>>47
You confused the beginning with that of another song, which is what struck me most (in the original there are no chords, only a 3 note solo). Leaving that aside and the shitty quality of your microphone, great stuff.

On a related note, I've been wondering -- isn't there a way to adaptively measure the noise and unwanted modulations/resonances that a [microphone]+[acquisition board] pair adds to a signal and then produce a filter that attempts to undo that effect? To partly answer my own question, that would probably require a speaker for which the added noise/modulation/resonance must already be known (but to obtain that data you would need a calibrated or very high quality microphone), or a really high-quality speaker. So basically, I suppose it's a chicken-and-egg problem.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 12:09

sounds diabolical

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 12:19

>>48
The beginning I actually realise now is me playing the intro twice round instead of once, it's not from a different song. Yeah, the microphone is shit, I'm just using my netbook's built in one.

If you're on about noise cancellation, then the first thing that comes to mind is the way that people remove the vocals from tunes they want to sample, either to keep the vocals or the accappella. What you do is find a section of the song without the vocals, and invert the signal. Then add this to the section with the vocals, and the waves basically cancel each other out, leaving what was different in the second part. I guess you could use something like that (just blueskying here). Oh wait, you're not talking about hiss, you're talking about static from buzzy wires etc...well maybe you could do the same thing :shrug: have a recording of just the static then invert it and try that stuff...you would have to zoom in as far as fuck to the very millisecond to line it up though, and in fact I suspect that wouldn't work at all becaquse I'm talking out of my arse.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 12:20

>>48
The beginning I actually realise now is me playing the intro twice round instead of once, it's not from a different song. I do play the three not solo, but I play chords over the top of it at the same time.
Yeah, the microphone is shit, I'm just using my netbook's built in one.

If you're on about noise cancellation, then the first thing that comes to mind is the way that people remove the vocals from tunes they want to sample, either to keep the vocals or the accappella. What you do is find a section of the song without the vocals, and invert the signal. Then add this to the section with the vocals, and the waves basically cancel each other out, leaving what was different in the second part. I guess you could use something like that (just blueskying here). Oh wait, you're not talking about hiss, you're talking about static from buzzy wires etc...well maybe you could do the same thing :shrug: have a recording of just the static then invert it and try that stuff...you would have to zoom in as far as fuck to the very millisecond to line it up though, and in fact I suspect that wouldn't work at all becaquse I'm talking out of my arse.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 12:23

Fucking shitchan.

I thought it hadn't posted that comment so amended it slightly and posted it again. What the fuck is up with the text boards over the last couple of days?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 12:27

>>49
What's particularly wrong with it? Constructive criticism is always welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 12:44

>>51
Yeah, the microphone is shit, I'm just using my netbook's built in one.
Some people, when confronted with a cover request/challenge, think "oh I know, I'll just use my netbook's internal microphone". Now they have one problem , but it's a really big one

have a recording of just the static then invert it and try that stuff...you would have to zoom in as far as fuck to the very millisecond to line it up though, and in fact I suspect that wouldn't work at all becaquse I'm talking out of my arse.
Obviously won't work, for very obvious reasons (adding one random noise to the negation of another random noise will get you *surprise surprise* more random noise). The adaptive part of my post means that the "high quality" speaker plays various sounds/samples and compares that to what the microphone receives, trying to inference as much as possible about the various frequency response curves and acoustics of the microphone. Sure, it can't be perfect, but it'll be better than shit.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 12:52

Some people, when confronted with a cover request/challenge, think "oh I know, I'll just use my netbook's internal microphone". Now they have one problem , but it's a really big one

It's the only microphone in the house that can pick up me playing and singing at the same time, the other way to record is using the vocal mic I have, and recording the guitar separately. I'd prefer to do things all at once for more of a live feel...besides, this isn't going on itunes or anything, it's just a scratchpad to show people here.

Yeah, I guess if the noise is purely random it wouldn't work. I've tried removing hiss with parametric EQ's before, but most of the time it affects the rest of the bandwidth too. You can correct around it a little though, and get something better than you started with.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 12:54

Some people, when confronted with a cover request/challenge, think "oh I know, I'll just use my netbook's internal microphone". Now they have one problem , but it's a really big one

It's the only microphone in the house that can pick up me playing and singing at the same time, the other way to record is using the vocal mic I have, and recording the guitar separately. I'd prefer to do things all at once for more of a live feel...besides, this isn't going on itunes or anything, it's just a scratchpad to show people here.

Yeah, I guess if the noise is purely random it wouldn't work. I've tried removing hiss with parametric EQ's before, but most of the time it affects the rest of the bandwidth too. You can correct around it a little though, and get something better than you started with.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 15:23

I liked your cover. I give you a B-. Would have been an A- but I knocked points off because the sound was a bit muffled.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 15:41

>>57
Thanks dude.

I've been trying to post a thread in /lounge/ all day asking for people to tell me other stuff to cover, but something is wrong with that board today. I figured the thread belonged there more than on prog

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 16:44

>>58
Try out "E=MC[sup]2[/spoiler]", the acoustic version, by "Ayreon".

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 16:45

>>58 take two; this is what happens when you sleep 10 hours in 4 days
Try out "E=MC2", the acoustic version, by "Ayreon".

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 16:53

>>58
Forgot to ask, do you also have an electric guitar or just an acoustic?

That's it, I'm going to sleep.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 17:03

>>59-60
I'll go look it up now, and have a listen. Well, I will after Shooting Stars has been on.

>>61
I have two acoustics, an electric, a bass and a two octave midi keyboard for tapping in beats with. Sleep well.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 17:15

>>62
Oh, and you don't need the trip anymore, we know who you are with or without, stupid hippie chav.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 17:36

>>60
Well, I just looked up that song...beautiful...the guy uses a capo I think (look it up if you don't know) to play it, and I think I've left mine at my folks, making this double hard bastard level to play without it. I reckon I'll be able to do it though...the verse isn't just your normal chords strumming, some really hard shapes (well, without a capo anyway), and that's given me the most trouble, but again I think I've got it. Just going to need to remember vocal melody now...when I said I can pick up a song straight away, I meant the chords, and I did know a "bluff" version of it straight away. I've almost memorised the vocals too though...but I reckon if I haven't got it down in the next twenty minutes it will be too late for me to record it, neighbours etc.
>>63
Stop bleeding from your ass every time I post. It's quite unseemly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 17:38

>>63
hippie chav
SEGMENTATION FAULT

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 17:42

>>64
No, no, I don't bleed from my ass, I thought it was friendly, you really don't need it anymore.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 17:48

>>66
I thought it was friendly
Autism detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 17:54

>>65
He is an hippie chav. I guess chavs banned him because of his filthy hippie mind and he ended up here on spoilerprog. I know this England, the fish and chips and stuff... I know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 18:05

>>64
the guy uses a capo I think (look it up if you don't know) to play it, and I think I've left mine at my folks, making this double hard bastard level to play without it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Capo_on_white3.png

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 18:09

>>68
You're so edgy

>>69
Don't have any rubber bands here man...

I ended up recording it in a different key instead to get round that, which kinda threw me a little as it confused me with the vocal changes. Also, I was trying to sing it quietly so as not to bother the neighbours, which means my voice is a little weaker. It's past 11pm now so I can't do a better take.

http://filedropper.com/emc2

I haven't even listened to it yet...I expect there's lots of mistakes.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 18:12

Fuck me, I forgot about when I dropped the octave down on the first chorus. That sounds fucking terrible, I should have done another take. I will do next time it's not too late to play.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 22:27

filedropper
What the fuck is this shit? Use Mediafire.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-28 22:49

>>72
The files expire after a while though, don't they?

I've clicked on links a few times to mediafire and the stuff is gone. Thought I'd try this place and see if it lasts. If not, more's the better as that last recording was fucking terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 6:51

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So when are you going to post your next version?
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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 6:53

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 6:53

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 7:04

>>58
or /music/

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 7:52

>>77
Isn't that an imageboard? nice dubz tho

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 7:53

>Which Elfen Lied character are you? Click here to take the test!
Did you mean 'slice here to open the test'?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-29 7:54

>>74
I just got in from uni and I've been awake for almost 24 hours. I need to recharge before I do it again...I will though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 7:56

>>80
get the fuck out of /prog/ you massive faggot

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-29 8:00

>>81
Do you run the place? No? Then stfu.

Maybe you could open your own forum, and ban me from that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 8:01

>>81
get the fuck out of [spoiler][spoiler]/prog/ressive rock you massive faggot

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-29 8:04

>>83
GTFO out of BBCODE FAILURE
``faggot''

Name: Mortal Kombat Announcer Guy 2011-09-29 8:06

FATALITY!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 8:10

>>84
Shit happens. I'm staying.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 8:11

So this is what happens when /lounge/ is down. All the shitposters flock to /prog/.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-29 8:16

>>86
Now you know how I feel.

>>87
I read this board anyway, even when /lounge/ is up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 8:32

>>88
I'm not >>81, I've never told you to fuck off. Also, stay here, ``please''.

>>87
Seeing any traces of WreckDream or Shaved For Better Entry or FutanariAutistica?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-29 8:40

>>89
Oh man, I didn't realise you were talking to  >>81 when you had that bbcode mishap. It's been a while since I slept, I'm a bit fuzzy. Sorry about that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 12:56

>>79
Yeah, most people can't get past the first half of the first episode without fainting at the sight of blood. But it's actually really worth it, in my dumb uneducated opinion.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 13:03

Fapping and fetishzing.

Centipedes crawling around vagina of tied woman is fetish of the week.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 13:17

SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 13:29

>>93
I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 14:24

>>94
I think he's an EXPERT at SPORTS

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 22:48

>>95
orly?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 2:53

bump for l337 cover version II

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 10:42

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 10:43

<---- check my doubles

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 10:43

<---- check my doubles

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 12:00

>>99,100
Whoa double doubles.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-30 20:54

>>101
Whoa binary JACKSON 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-02 11:31

>>56
And all other sound discussion

Could a learning algorithm be used to eliminate noise? Sound is a sort of a black magic to me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-02 14:01

>>103
Read about FFT and signal processing.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 10:52

Someone reminded me in another thread to do a proper version of that Ayreon song, so here it is without me fucking up the singing quite so badly.
http://www.filedropper.com/emcsquared. Posting this from my netbook so I can download it onto my main machine, as I'm lazy and can't be arsed to transfer it another way. hope this one doesn't have any glaring mistakes either.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 10:54

Also, fix fucking /lounge/ MrVacBob!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 10:54

I haev teh assburgers

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 10:55

Fuck's sake, clipping to fuck. Oh well.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 10:56

>>107
No, that would be you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 11:01

>>109
You mean, that would be you.

And yes, it is well known that you have aspergers.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 11:03

>>111
And why do I have aspergers. Someone in another thread asked me to do that cover again, I did and posted it, and you get all buttfrustrated.

You aren't the Anon from thre batch script thread who got mad I ragged on windows for not having grep are you? Windows command line is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 11:08

>>111

But name/tripfags are fagfags.
Deal with being ridiculed, or become anonymous.

I'm not. I'm running teh lunix.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 11:09

But name/tripfags are fagfags.
Stop acting like you are fourteen and being anonymous is leejun

I'll use a trip if I want to. I'll not use a trip if I want to.

Deal with it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 11:18

>>113
Stop acting like you are fourteen and being anonymous is leejun

You are entirely missing the point here. Namefags and tripfags are douchebags by definition, and by not being a fagfag, you can avoid unnecessary flamewars. Also, the door to /b/ is over there.

I'll use a trip if I want to. I'll not use a trip if I want to.

Or, you know, go back to /g/. You'll find plenty of your kind there.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 11:29

>>114
Also, the door to /b/ is over there.

I'm not the one using the term "fag" appended to words. I think that advice applies more to you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 11:39

>>115
You mean, !L33tUKZj5I is a tripfag, and should go back to /g/.

And I couldn't agree more.
Also, you really need to work on your spelling skills. So many typos are very embarassing.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 11:42

>>116
Doesw this pass for humour in your country?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 11:46

>>117
Why are you so angry? You need to learn to chill.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 11:49

>>118
I'm totally reclined. It's whoever the anon is getting asspained about me using a trip who needs to chill.

Anyone here find the secret area in Portal 2 where the radio plays this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59oSNeRvZUI&feature=feedf

He should listen to that and calm down.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 11:57

>>119
I'm totally reclined
You are not. You are bursting with rage.

And counterpsychology isn't going to get you anywhere.
Your aspergers is showing very clearly.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 11:59

>>120
This post made me laugh. I bet you think you're a really good troll.
I remember when trolling meant something. I have a character I'm running on a message board I've kept up for over a year now. THAT's trolling. Not just "u mad?" posts like yours.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:00

>>120
(still being the same anon)

On a sidenote, I find it hilarious that you thought that >>118-san is a different anon who is showing sympathy for you.

You are so autismal, it's actually kind of sad.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:01

>>122
I didn't think I was being shown sympathy, but you can never tell whether it is the same anon who is talking to you, so I erred on the side of caution. Note I said
It's whoever the anon is getting asspained about me using a trip who needs to chill.
Which I meant. Also, you are fully gay.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:05

>>121
This post made me laugh
You say you're laughing, but IRL, you didn't laugh at all.
I wonder why?

I remember when trolling meant something
You don't. You're probably going to tell me how you've been on 4chan for the past 70 years or so, but let's not fool anyone.
You know this website since maybe a few weeks.

I have a character I'm running on a message board I've kept up for over a year now.
Gaia, ebaumsworld, somethingawful, neopets, or newgrounds? No, I guess you have an account on all of them.

THAT's trolling. Not just "u mad?" posts like yours.
I don't consider yiffyaff y u haet me for not humping me trolling, but if it makes you feel better to pretend something else, be my guest.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:08

>>124
You say you're laughing, but IRL, you didn't laugh at all.
Wrong.
You know this website since maybe a few weeks.
No, lol.
Gaia, ebaumsworld, somethingawful, neopets, or newgrounds? No, I guess you have an account on all of them.
I have an account on none of them, because I am not a faggot.
I don't consider yiffyaff y u haet me for not humping me trolling, but if it makes you feel better to pretend something else, be my guest. 
No, it's actually a quite involved character, with a backstory. Some people love him, some people hate him, but it's entertaining. I'm not telling you where it is because you will blow my cover, I know you have no idea of a decently executed idea.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:09

>>123
but you can never tell whether it is the same anon who is talking to you
That's the exact concept of Anonymous.
An autismal tripfag like you will never understand that.

Which I meant. Also, you are fully gay.
You're not only autismal, you're a homophobe too.
Does not surprise, considering your circumstances - hating on certain people can be a way to make up for lack of self esteem.

And you do seem like someone who has a constant urge to feel like a ``big man''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:12

>>125
Wrong.

I am right. Just denying it doesn't make it less of a truth.

No, [u][o][i]lol[i][/o][/u].

Point proven. You've been here since a few weeks.

I have an account on none of them, because I am not a faggot.

You do. And now you're mad because I found it out.

No, it's actually a quite involved character, with a backstory. Some people love him, some people hate him, but it's entertaining.

Also known as fursona.

I'm not telling you where it is because you will blow my cover, I know you have no idea of a decently executed idea.

I find it amusing that you think I would be interested in the first place.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:13

You're not only autismal, you're a homophobe too.
Looks like you can't understand the way people use words in slang terms, or from context. Have you been checked for autism recently?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:13

Jesus, I wish people really did have to prove they were over eighteen to post here. IQ points I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:14

>>128
you actually are maintaining homophobia by using these words whether it's "slang" in "context" or not

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:15

>>128
slang terms
I knew you would go that way, rather than just admitting your mistakes.

People do make mistakes, and making mistakes is what forms a character.
Autismal people however, suffer from severe psychological problems that forbid them to admit any failure.

Like you do.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:17

>>129
you sound exactly the kind of douche who would say that right after having his 18th birthday

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:22

>>130
you actually are maintaining homophobia by using these words whether it's "slang" in "context" or not
Aren't you the guy who has been adding "fag" onto the end of his words?
>>132
I'm thirty years old.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:23

Also, way to miss the point. I guess you really don't have an IQ over 18.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:24

>>133
Aren't you the guy who has been adding "fag" onto the end of his words?

Take a wild guess. Hint: there are several 'Anonymous' on this board.

I'm thirty years old.

It's going from sad to pathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:26

>>134
And now you surely feel like a big, strong man for saying such big, strong words, to make up with your own deficits.

Sad. Very sad.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:27

>>135
Not very believable, when it's been you and me talking back and forth for the last hour or so. You're now going to claim ti wasn't you? Whatever.

And what's so sad about being thirty. Oh, that's right, No one is allowed in your secret clubhouse wjo is too old. You really are pathetic.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:28

>>136
Hit a little close to hime?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:29

Jesus I need to turn the fucking light on, my typing is going to shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:29

>>137
Not very believable, when it's been you and me talking back and forth for the last hour or so

I feel sorry for you, that it is so difficult for you to grasp the concept of 'Anonymous'.

No one is allowed in your secret clubhouse wjo is too old

See, you're missing the point over and over and over again.
It's pathetic, because you're old, autismal, _AND_ acting like an unwanted inbred texan on 4chan.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:32

>>140
You're the one spitting the dummy out because you don't like somebody's posts on a board. I think it is you acting like an autist here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:36

>>141
It is sad how you keep using words whose meaning you clearly fail to understand.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:37

>>142
It's sad how you think you're edgy for picking apart anything I say. First you claim I'm a young kid, and that's bad. Then you claim I'm an old man, and that's bad.

I bet you're a real hit at parties.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:39

>>143
I'm claiming you're an autist.

The fact that you're being old may add up to it, but is certainly not the main problem.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:41

>>144
Whatever...

This Jester bores me, fetch another /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:50

>>145
You're a weakling, and thus, you give up.

But please spare me your ``no, i'm clevererererererererer than you''.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:52

>>146
I'm cleverer than you.

Name: MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE 2011-10-05 12:53

>>145, 146
You're both fucking faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:56

Nice job ruining a thread guys.

Can we get back on topic without crying like a bitch about other posters?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 13:06

>>149
We can only hope.
>>105 is the second version I did of that song, for what it's worth.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-06 13:05

>>105
noise noise noise noise http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ noise noise http://www.dealextreme.com/p/podcast-audio-production-semi-pro-microphone-with-tripod-stereo-3-5mm-jack-2-5m-cable-13671 noise noise...

This time you really got it, excellent job.

Also, ignore the autistic retard haters.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 4:37

>>130
you actually are maintaining homophobia by using these words whether it's "slang" in "context" or not
See, this is why I loathe social sciences carebear dipshits.  Somehow, uttering a word magically oppresses an entire class of people, all of them, at a distance, instantaneously, right?  That oddly sounds like magic.  I think it's time for a new wave of witch trials.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 5:53

>>152

its presence aggregates and spreads.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 6:04

>>152
Yeah, I mean, also, someone writing some words on the internet makes your butt hurt and causes you to write more words in response. Words are magic, >>130 is a witch!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 12:29

>>153
I don't use it around cretins that could misinterpret it for supporting homophobia.  All of the friends I use it with are supporters of LGBTQ rights, so no chance of that in my circle of friends.

>>154
Fuck you, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 13:43

>>155
nice dubz

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 13:43

I can diagnose autism very well.
>>1-155 have it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 16:30

I'm an ideas guy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 16:38

>>158
>>>/agdg/

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-19 18:58

>>158
You know what I do? I steal your ideas.

Don't change these.
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