ITT Experts

Other than programming, what else are you an EXPERT at?

Sex.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/09/27/7-arrested-for-alleged-sat-cheating-ring-at-great-neck-north-high-school/

Ba ba.  I cheated, on a question.  During a break, kinda talking with a friend.  I'm like, "Hey that's right on that math problem."  Then, went back and changed it.

CIA scum.

God says...
C:\TEXT\Brief\AUGUST.TXT

t, and wasted, and dissipated, and I boiled over in my
fornications, and Thou heldest Thy peace, O Thou my tardy joy!   Thou
then heldest Thy peace, and I wandered further and further from
Thee, into more and more fruitless seed-plots of sorrows, with a proud
dejectedness, and a restless weariness.

Oh! that some one had then attempered my disorder, and turned to
account the fleeting beauties of these, the extreme points of Thy
creation! had put a bound to their pleasureableness, that so the tides

edit: ba ha

I sorta inspired 9/11.  It's in the emails to Bush.  And Iraq war.

Yeah, like I care about my SAT.

Nothing really. If tomorrow the world enters a digital blackout due to a solar storm, i'll starve

Masturbating, crying myself to sleep, drinking, and categorizing porn.

I can pick up just about any song on the guitar after hearing it once. Unless it's ridiculous speed metal like dragonforce or something.

>>8
But you can't program, stupid chav.

>>8
I want a recording of you doing "The Doors - People Are Strange".

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/26/stockbroker-psychopath_n_981950.html

Doctors make you psycopathic.  My parents seem like the terminator 2 movie liquid beings.  Fuck if I know why everybody is an actor.  I leave the house -- nothing but actors.  When they get in your way, wanna run them over -- manikins.

God says...
C:\TEXT\DARWIN.TXT

ther, though the
esculent and thickened stems are so similar.  Whatever part is found to be
most constant, is used in classing varieties:  thus the great agriculturist
Marshall says the horns are very useful for this purpose with cattle,
because they are less variable than the shape or colour of the body, etc.;
whereas with sheep the horns are much less serviceable, because less
constant.  In classing varieties, I apprehend that if we had a real
pedigree, a genealogical classification would be unive

>>10
Now it's playing in my head.
Damn you.

>>11
Hey tdavis /g/ is a big fan of your operating system. I think you should start a thread in
http://boards.4chan.org/g/
and do some sort of Q&A session.

>>9
Be quiet, my spectrum basic skills are legendary.
>>10
It's 5.26AM here at the minute, so I can't really wake the neighbours up.

I will do it though, later today.

>>8 must have watched Amadeus and thought he was the Mozart of guitar.

>>14
It makes me happy to know I'm not the only British NEET lurking /prog/ in the early hours of the morning.

>>15
Parroting something is far from being a composer, Captain Autism.

>>16

I am in education, it's just I have severe insomnia. Have since the day I was born, been sent to the doctors for it since a child, no cure etc.

>>14
Do you still own one?

>>17
Lucky you. I just sleep all day.
Not sure which I would prefer.

>>18
128k +2A, tape drive one.

>>19
If you have any semblance of control over when you can go to sleep, I would swap places with you in a heartbeat. It's pure torture, and really fucks up me trying to live my life.

Be thankful.

Besides, it's never too late to go back to education.

>>20
Well tuition fees are on the rise and I'm in debt already after failing my first year. I'm too depressed/anxious/lethargic to get a job or go back to university, so I instead sink deeper and deeper into NEETdom.

I suppose it can't be helped.

Maybe, St. Paul could do major miracles like healing because he got stone and shipwreched a lot.  Spent long time in prison.

God is just.

Suffer if you want a reward.  Me? Meh.

God says...
C:\TEXT\DARWIN.TXT

ity over the offspring
from long-continued self-fertilisation, that they will have a better chance
of surviving and propagating their kind; and thus in the long run the
influence of crosses, even at rare intervals, will be great.  With respect
to organic beings extremely low in the scale, which do not propagate
sexually, nor conjugate, and which cannot possibly intercross, uniformity
of character can be retained by them under the same conditions of life,
only through the principle of inheritance, an

>>21
Of course it can be helped.
You've already got what you need to go back and try again, you don't even have to do A-levels or an access course or any of that crap. Don't give up after failing once...try again. fuck the fees, either you'll never get a high paying enough job to have to ever pay them back (lol, UK) or you will and you'll be paying them back at a reasonable rate.

Your other alternative is life on the dole, which is what spurred me on.

What subject were you taking?

>>20,21
Read SICP guys.

>>23

I'd be more service digging a ditch to no where.

Last job I had was making chips to circumvent the chips on toner cartriges placed there to prevent refills.

Disability is insurance.  You want me to drive you crazy and you rty to function, normally.


God says...
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 captured the lower
clasp of the three, and when he missed it he thought he had lost
it on the way.

I had a chance to be glad about a minute, then straightway a chance
to be sad again.  For when the purchase was about to fail, as usual,
the master suddenly spoke up and said what would be worded thus
--in modern English:

"I'll tell you what I'll do.  I'm tired supporting these two for
no good.  Give me twenty-two dollars for this one, and I'll throw
the other one in."

The king couldn't get h

Radio talks to me.  All Internet is focused on me.  how do you get your head around that... while working in a deli?  Fry's yer brain.  I ran President Bush in my spare time.

God says...

umm spirit Greece strip Tomorrow small_talk yada_yada_yada
you're_out_of_your_mind off_the_record frown I_hate_when_that_happens
birds heads_I_win_tails_you_lose employer Bush do_you_want_another
You_know reverse_engineer it's_my_world doh I'm_beginning_to_wonder
end revolution how_goes_it it'd_take_a_miracle

>>23
I've been a NEET for months now and I've yet to apply for the dole. I guess I'm too scared.
What subject were you taking?
Computer science.
>>24
Too busy blogging.

I own the Internet

http://yro.slashdot.org/story/11/09/28/0145245/acta-to-be-signed-this-weekend

Lexmark case went to the supreme court.  Forest Gump.  Ticketmaster got sued when I was there.

>>27
Dude...there isn't anything scary about applying for the dole. Plus, it will get you out of the house at least once a fortnight to sign on. Would be good for you. It also teaches social skills such as lying to your claim advisor about getting a job.

Maybe go into something other than computer science if it didn't work out for you. Maybe even something more programming related...or maybe less, like network engineering. Just be thankful you aren't tied to the humanities with their endless bullshit politics.

How the fuck are you living if you have no income? Parents? Dude, get the dole, at least until you go back to uni. In fact, ring up clearing tomorrow and see what is going, it isn't too late for this year.

Of course, only you can make yourself do this, but things really aren't as hopeless as you think.

Maybe my doctors will tell me I'm cured and quit locking-me-up and take meds.

They love to boast about how they can't cure anyone with mental illness.  I don't know why we pay them.

C:\TEXT\Brief\AUGUST.TXT

 overflow as much as they desired; reposing my heart
upon them; and it found rest in them, for it was in Thy ears, not in
those of man, who would have scornfully interpreted my weeping.  And
now, Lord, in writing I confess it unto Thee.  Read it, who will, and
interpret it, how he will: and if he finds sin therein, that I wept my
mother for a small portion of an hour (the mother who for the time was
dead to mine eyes, who had for many years wept for me that I might
live in Thine eyes), let him not d

>>29
It also teaches social skills such as lying to your claim advisor about getting a job.
I don't think I'm mentally equipped to handle that. I can barely go to the shops.

How the fuck are you living if you have no income? Parents?
Indeed, though they're not too pleased. I'm in a very working class family.

In fact, ring up clearing tomorrow and see what is going, it isn't too late for this year.
I know for a fact I wouldn't go through with it...at least not in the state of mind I'm currently in.

I'd sue my doctors if I got cure.  Why do you think I freely use the word "nigger"?  I'm never gonna have a job again, so why the hell not!   I also quit worrying about learning new languages.  What the hell -- if I get kicked off disability, I'll prolly get locked-up again.  They made me impotant, so women are irrelevant.  Not much left to worry about.  I can talk to God in prison.  St. Paul spent lots of time in prison.

Highs and lows balance.  May the peace of Christ be with you that surpasses all understanmding.  Don't worry.  Bush's job made me stress big-time!  Fuck that!

God says...
 C:\TEXT\BIBLE.TXT

ad the
writing, nor make known to the king the interpretation thereof.

5:9 Then was king Belshazzar greatly troubled, and his countenance was
changed in him, and his lords were astonied.

5:10 Now the queen by reason of the words of the king and his lords
came into the banquet house: and the queen spake and said, O king,
live for ever: let not thy thoughts trouble thee, nor let thy
countenance be changed: 5:11 There is a man in thy kingdom, in whom is
the spirit of the holy gods; and in the days

>>31
I don't think I'm mentally equipped to handle that. I can barely go to the shops.

It will come naturally, you'll start off telling the truth, then gradually furnish it with a little white lie over time, then before you know it a few months down the line you are inventing middle earth.
If you really are this bad with social stuff, go to a doctors and get on the sick. I know someone who got on sickness benefit years ago with anxiety under WORK PHOBIA, no troll.

Indeed, though they're not too pleased. I'm in a very working class family.

They can't be that working class if they are putting up with this...at least show willing and go to the Doctors as mentioned. Those guys aren't scary like the dole, they want to help you. Plus, you don't have to sign on, you just hand a sick note in when you feel like it. Eventually you only have to do it every six months/a year. I gamed that system for a while when I was in bands to stop the fuckers hassling me for a job.

I know for a fact I wouldn't go through with it...at least not in the state of mind I'm currently in.
small steps. Think about the other points I've posted.

>>33
I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety a few years ago and I am currently on fluoxetine. I skipped most of the psychiatrist's appointments so she ended them. I recently went to my GP as per my parents' suggestion, and I saw a social worker who said she would probably refer me for a proper evaluation.
Talking to her made it clear they don't want to help me; rather they want to assess whether I'm a risk to myself or others. Any sort of empathy simply doesn't factor into the equation.

I appreciate your advice, thank you.

>>34
Dude, in the vernacular of chavdom, you should be rinsing the fuck out of these geezers. Not only should you be on a massive disability payment, but yo could probably also get your Mother to receive carers allowance as well. Talk to them and spin it how if you had more money for yourself it would enable you to get out of the house more. Make up some bullshit about wanting to go to the video arcade or something (showing my age here...maybe you should say local LAN gaming coffeeshop or something. I dunno, but there will be something).

It will take less than five minutes to do to get your sicknote. They'll probably sign it to shut you up. Say you need it to pay your parents money towards bills...even with my flaky excuses (granted, I was on fluexotin too, but I didn't take the pills other than recreationaly. I accepted the prescription to enhance my case).

Just say you want a sick note. The guy will just sign you one. Seriously, less than five minutes work. Then take it down to the job centre and say you're signing onto disability allowance.

I wish I could go with you to help, because I am a jedi fucking master at dealing with the dole after being on it for years (although not currently). The doctors part is easy though, and once you have that note, the rest is too. It's only really hard to deal with the dole if they expect you to get a job.

>>34


Does this trip-you-out and make you disabled?
http://forum.osdev.org/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=24195

Go cookoo and programming can be like a drug.

If you go on disability, expect to be fucked-up the ass once a month.  God is just.


God says...
C:\TEXT\BIBLE.TXT

 discerning the Lord's body.

11:30 For this cause many are weak and sickly among you, and many
sleep.

11:31 For if we would judge ourselves, we should not be judged.

11:32 But when we are judged, we are chastened of the Lord, that we
should not be condemned with the world.

11:33 Wherefore, my brethren, when ye come together to eat, tarry one
for another.

11:34 And if any man hunger, let him eat at home; that ye come not
together unto condemnation. And the rest will I set in order when I

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I don't drive, have to take meds which make me impotent and I live with my parents.  You might reconsider.

Doctors are secretly smart like this, but act stupid.

http://www.noob.us/humor/the-office-dwight-faces-nerd-torture-of-the-highest-form/

They will push your buttons to see if they can make you crazy.

When I leave the house, it' FBI and shrink actors lots of times.  They will fuck with you 2-3 times a month.  Coulds be masons or someone... MI6?  Who knows.  Even my parents act--totally betray me to the doctors.

God says...
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cing; ye in Heaven
On Earth join all ye Creatures to extol
Him first, him last, him midst, and without end.
Fairest of stars, last in the train of night,
If better thou belong not to the dawn,
Sure pledge of day, that crownest the smiling morn
With thy bright circlet, praise him in thy sphere,
While day arises, that sweet hour of prime.
Thou Sun, of this great world both eye and soul,
Acknowledge him thy greater; sound his praise
In thy eternal course, both when thou climbest,
And when high noon

Just saw this a moment ago:
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ktjaq/crescent_venus_and_moon/

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