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I don't think I'm mentally equipped to handle that. I can barely go to the shops.
It will come naturally, you'll start off telling the truth, then gradually furnish it with a little white lie over time, then before you know it a few months down the line you are inventing middle earth.
If you really are this bad with social stuff, go to a doctors and get on the sick. I know someone who got on sickness benefit years ago with anxiety under WORK PHOBIA, no troll.
Indeed, though they're not too pleased. I'm in a very working class family.
They can't be that working class if they are putting up with this...at least show willing and go to the Doctors as mentioned. Those guys aren't scary like the dole, they want to help you.
Plus, you don't have to sign on, you just hand a sick note in when you feel like it. Eventually you only have to do it every six months/a year. I gamed that system for a while when I was in bands to stop the fuckers hassling me for a job.
I know for a fact I wouldn't go through with it...at least not in the state of mind I'm currently in.
small steps. Think about the other points I've posted.