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little dipshits

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 7:23

You're all little dipshits, none of you know anything about programming.

Those shitty little languages you use... "Haskell"? Give me a break.

If you want to have money and success, you have to learn a real programming language, like C# or Java.

I know C#, I'm an extremely successful man. I have a fancy car, nice house, blonde girlfriend, the whole package.

Enjoy being failures in life and code. Oooh, you can do math, big fucking deal!

I can fuck vaginas.

Name: VIPPER 2010-11-28 7:27

But can you JEWS?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 7:44

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 7:46

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 7:56

C# is a bad language and you should feel bad.
I can respect a Java programmer, but C# is just plain horrible.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 8:49

>>5
They're the same.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:06

>>6
You have obviously not used both.
Please don't talk about things you don't understand

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:11

assertTrue(money + material_possessions == success);

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:12

>>8
quite true.
money + material_possessions does indeed == success

Name: VIPPER 2010-11-28 9:13

I bet JEWS did this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:14

>>5
Why didn't anyone tell me that it's opposites day?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:15

>>11
What are you, 10?
Wait, don't answer that, I'd rather not know the horrible horrible truth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:22

>>12 you should calm down. ive been writing java for four years and im shit broke. but i continue to write because i enjoy it. most of /prog/ enjoys writing code. so let them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:25

also, i smell some samefagging.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:26

>>13
You are also 'broke' in that your shitfilter is broken. How could you enjoy Java? Have you not experienced anything better?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:30

>>17
C is the best programming language ever.
There's just something relaxing and orgasmic about it.
Fuck LISP, you ass licking faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:49

>>16
Enjoy your convoluted #defines and bit-level hackery.
The beauty of Lisp is that you aren't constricted by the syntax.
It's simplicity gives you all the freedom to fully express your ideas in code as if it were natural to do so.
If you had ever programmed in any LISP you would know the relaxing feeling of how your program just seems to flow together.
If you had ever programmed in any LISP you would know the orgasmic feeling of your ideas culminating in one finished piece of program.
Not a dirty, patched together bastard, but a beautiful, organic entity of code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 10:07

The pleasure of being LISPed inside.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 15:45

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 16:26

>>19
I concur with that assessment.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 17:57

>>18-19
It wasn't supposed to be a troll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 18:27

>>20
>>21

mailto:sage considered polite when posting comments of no value.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 18:51

I am 12 and wat is this

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 18:54

Java tries to be a high-level language without actually having high-level operators. It's like coding in C, but with machine-independent types, more type checking, bounds checking, garbage collection, "classes" and less meta-programming.

C# is Java done right. It's still Java, but it has high-level abstractions that make it tolerable.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 18:59

...Fuck you.
I know. But I like doing what I know. It's what I'm comfortable with.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 19:25

>>25
That's all right, you can still be of Use.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 19:28

C# is shit.
I wouldn't actually consider it a programming language, most of the "programming" is done using a mouse

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 19:52

>>27
Dude, nowadays you can buy a mouse for like $5, it's no longer a rich kids toy, no need to be so negative about it, just go and buy yourself one already, you can afford it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 20:01

>>28
That's not my point, dumbfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 20:45

>>29
You don't have a point.

All you have is an irrational anger at computing mice, rooted in the past when rich daddys bought their spoiled kids PCs with windows 3.11 and yes, mice, and you were so envious and envy breeds anger.

Now wake up old boy, it's the end of 2011 and you can afford a mouse yourself. Go and buy yourself one as a Christmas present, and let your outdated envy die!

Your calling me names only shows how pathetic and pointless and irrational your misdirected rage is. You kinda assume that it's enough to say that most of the C# programming is done using a mouse and that automatically means that C# sucks, because mice sucks, right? And it should be obvious to everyone, right?

The idea that this might not be obvious at all, and even false, can't fit in your brain addled by the stale envy.

I repeat: get outta you're basement, spend $5 on a brand new mouse, and you will thank me later!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 20:55

because mice sucks
( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 21:39

>>30
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 22:06

>>31
If that's all that you find wrong with that post, then you are the trolls

Name: the trolls 2010-11-29 0:36

wat

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:03

hey wat is my thing fag.
java guy here btw. ive been curious about lisp for awhile, explain it to me like you would a twelve year old but without the sarcasm and bullshit. is it worth learning.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:04

>>35
Read Land of Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:07

book? link?
nvm. i has googels.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:10

>>35
it's not worth learning unless you want to use it solely to troll /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:25

>>35
In Lisp DSL I can...

qsort[h@t] -> f:rec::keep [@(f ?<h t) h @(f ?>=h t)]

// set union, intersection and difference
union a b -> a.{_=>b; [x@xs]=>if fnd,x,b xs.rec [x@xs.rec]}
isect a b -> a.{[x@xs]=>if fnd,x,b [x@xs.rec] xs.rec}
diff a b -> union (strip fnd,?,b a) (strip fnd,?,a b)

Now try this in Java.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:26

search k [a [key value] b @rest] -> // Retrieve value from B-tree
  cnd {k == key => value           // found
       k  < key => rec k a         // descend a
       rest     => rec k [b@rest]  // advance current node
       ye       => rec k b}        // descend b

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:31

>>39
whatever it does it can easily be done with java, though perhaps not in the same way.
as a programmer you should know this, it's true for most languages

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:33

>>41
Enjoy your public class HelloWorld { public static void main(String[] args) {System.out.println("Hello, world!");}}

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:37

>>42
Enjoy using a toy language that will NEVER be able to get you a job or be useful in the real world :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:37

it seems kinda interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:41

>>43
In my "toy language" I can write `grep` utility in one line...
m:grep @pattern strings -> keep {([$pattern]:!asList)} $strings

//now..
shell "ls ." |> grep @_@".lisp"

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:49

codewar! OFF TO BATTLE
@echo off
echo Hello World!
Check it, bitch

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:50

>>45
that doesn't make it any less of a toy language.
any number of other languages can do that too, for instance perl (and it doesn't need to cheat by using shell script).

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:53

>wat

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:54

>>47
You fail. Perl includes builtin REGEXPs. My DSL doesn't. It just so happens, it has the ability to do unrestricted deconstructing-bind.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:55

>>49
I fail because your toy language doesn't include a useful feature?
Your logic fascinating

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:57

i find my useless additions fascinating.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:58

>>50
REGEXPs arent useful, but ugly and hard to use.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:02

>>52
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You made me laugh heartily.
You only think they're not useful because you don't know how to use them; you admit to this by saying they're hard to use.
Nothing could be further from the truth. I assure you that they're quite simple and extremely useful; all that is required is to rtfm and practice a little.
I suppose reading is too hard for you too though, right?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:02

I cant even parse infix expressions with REGEXPs. Useless limited crap.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:03

Find your muse.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:04

>>53
Enjoy your FLEX + BISON + over 9000 of handcoded C/C++ lines of shit

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:04

dubs. check em.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:05

>>54
Cry a little more why don't you?
Your pathetic whining only serves to make my penis harder

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:05

you guise.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:06

i love how like every other post is /b/food.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:07

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:07

Since when have lispfags become so pathetic?
I remember when you guys used to actually sound smart; now you just come off sounding like whiny teenagers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:12

>>999 this is mine.
trips bitches. ok. im out.
-apache

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:32

Anyone else wants to argue, that an inferior REGEXes could be compared to a full featured recursive descend parsing with full integration with a language? It is that easy! Just parse HTML using only REGEXes. Anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:36

>>64
parsing html with perl regexes is easy.
and please stop capitalising REGEX, i don't know why you're doing that but it makes you look like an idiot. "Regex" is not an acronym, it's just a shortening of "regular expression".

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:43

>>65
prove it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:44

>>66
hax my anus.
i've got better things to do with my time

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:50

>>67
You've just officially signed your fail.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:54

>>68
"my fail" ?
back to /b/ please.
i have no interest in writing a bunch of code that will never even be used solely for the purpose of winning an internet argument with some Lisper who has his head so far up his anus that he can't see daylight.
good day, sir

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:56

>>67
Like posting umpteen retarded threads on /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:57

>>69
"Talk is cheap. Show me the code."

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:58

>>70
I didn't create this thread, nor have a created any threads on /prog/ for about a year now.
Please stop asstalking

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 20:59

>>71
Talk is cheap but hiring a programmer is not.
You pay me for my work and I'll consider it

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 21:01

>>72
Oh, wow, that would put you very far down in the loser hierarchy indeed. Well, I guess you made at least one dumb loser happy tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 21:03

>>74
Your insults mean nothing to me.
I'm laughing at you right now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 21:09

>>73
Depends on quality of a programmer. Can your prove yours?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 5:38

dubs. check em.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 5:42

also good morning faggots(:
(saged to be polite)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 11:21

meow?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 15:22

bumpan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 16:11

There's a lot of programming languages that I truly dislike and would likely never use. That being said, I know of no language that's superior for doing everything.
Perhaps the direction we need to move is different languages for different problems - even within the same program.
It is something that have been attempted before and sometimes with some success.

Quoting me on "I know of no language that's superior for doing everything." and then writing: "It's called X" (X being you favourite language) is of course both clever and hilarious - but please don't do it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 16:26

>>81
Yes Xarn, okay Xarn, sorry Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 18:44

that puddi guy is a bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 20:29

I know of no language that's superior for doing everything
U MENA FJOLNIR

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 21:36


*
"GRUNNUR"
;

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 5:39

bump for anti puddi resistance.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 4:15

>>86
Why would you resist anti puddi?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 5:07

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 5:29

>>88
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 6:02

>>89
And more than twice!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 9:03

Haskell is faster than C++, more concise than Perl, more regular than Python, more flexible than Ruby, more typeful than C#, more robust than Java, and has absolutely nothing in common with PHP.

        — Autrijus Tang

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 9:17

(not (>>91))
=> #t

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 9:48

>>92
You evaluated >>91?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 11:01

>>93

0]=> racket
Welcome to Racket v5.0.2.
(>>91)
#f
>

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 15:21

wat

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 16:19

>>91

Yet, it doesn't have the slightest chance of survival in industry.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 20:48

>>94
(>>91)
U MENA
>‎‬ (>>91)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 9:02

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 9:02

bpamnptsu

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 14:05

dubs. check em.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 19:07

>>100
yougay

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 19:15

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 22:59

blonde
Disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 8:24

get that PUDDI out of here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 16:10

bumpan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 16:15

>>105
Why?

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-05 16:34


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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 18:07

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 18:46

>>109
Forget your sage ``faggot''

Name: 2010-12-05 18:47

dubs hells i gots trips

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 18:50

>>110
Forgot your bump nigger

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 18:54

>>112
How about GET BACK TO FUCKING /b/ 14 YEAR OLD RETARDED IMAGE BOARD FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 19:18

>>113
visibly upset lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 19:42

>>114
lol no just a hater of dipshits, like you

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 20:37

>>115
cool story bro

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Name: your mom 2011-02-22 17:37

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 17:51

>>166
nice dubz bro

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 20:33

>>30
This post really impressed me, Freud.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 20:53

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Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 20:56

>>172
Nice replying to OP from 2010.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 21:00

>>173
He's actually replying to himself. And while he has learned some math, he's still a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 21:10

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