little dipshits

You're all little dipshits, none of you know anything about programming.

Those shitty little languages you use... "Haskell"? Give me a break.

If you want to have money and success, you have to learn a real programming language, like C# or Java.

I know C#, I'm an extremely successful man. I have a fancy car, nice house, blonde girlfriend, the whole package.

Enjoy being failures in life and code. Oooh, you can do math, big fucking deal!

I can fuck vaginas.

>>16
Enjoy your convoluted #defines and bit-level hackery.
The beauty of Lisp is that you aren't constricted by the syntax.
It's simplicity gives you all the freedom to fully express your ideas in code as if it were natural to do so.
If you had ever programmed in any LISP you would know the relaxing feeling of how your program just seems to flow together.
If you had ever programmed in any LISP you would know the orgasmic feeling of your ideas culminating in one finished piece of program.
Not a dirty, patched together bastard, but a beautiful, organic entity of code.