little dipshits

You're all little dipshits, none of you know anything about programming.

Those shitty little languages you use... "Haskell"? Give me a break.

If you want to have money and success, you have to learn a real programming language, like C# or Java.

I know C#, I'm an extremely successful man. I have a fancy car, nice house, blonde girlfriend, the whole package.

Enjoy being failures in life and code. Oooh, you can do math, big fucking deal!

I can fuck vaginas.

There's a lot of programming languages that I truly dislike and would likely never use. That being said, I know of no language that's superior for doing everything.
Perhaps the direction we need to move is different languages for different problems - even within the same program.
It is something that have been attempted before and sometimes with some success.

Quoting me on "I know of no language that's superior for doing everything." and then writing: "It's called X" (X being you favourite language) is of course both clever and hilarious - but please don't do it.