little dipshits

You're all little dipshits, none of you know anything about programming.

Those shitty little languages you use... "Haskell"? Give me a break.

If you want to have money and success, you have to learn a real programming language, like C# or Java.

I know C#, I'm an extremely successful man. I have a fancy car, nice house, blonde girlfriend, the whole package.

Enjoy being failures in life and code. Oooh, you can do math, big fucking deal!

I can fuck vaginas.

>>64
parsing html with perl regexes is easy.
and please stop capitalising REGEX, i don't know why you're doing that but it makes you look like an idiot. "Regex" is not an acronym, it's just a shortening of "regular expression".