little dipshits

You're all little dipshits, none of you know anything about programming.

Those shitty little languages you use... "Haskell"? Give me a break.

If you want to have money and success, you have to learn a real programming language, like C# or Java.

I know C#, I'm an extremely successful man. I have a fancy car, nice house, blonde girlfriend, the whole package.

Enjoy being failures in life and code. Oooh, you can do math, big fucking deal!

I can fuck vaginas.

>>11
What are you, 10?
Wait, don't answer that, I'd rather not know the horrible horrible truth.