/prog/ - little dipshits

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 7:23

You're all little dipshits, none of you know anything about programming.

Those shitty little languages you use... "Haskell"? Give me a break.

If you want to have money and success, you have to learn a real programming language, like C# or Java.

I know C#, I'm an extremely successful man. I have a fancy car, nice house, blonde girlfriend, the whole package.

Enjoy being failures in life and code. Oooh, you can do math, big fucking deal!

I can fuck vaginas.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 16:11

There's a lot of programming languages that I truly dislike and would likely never use. That being said, I know of no language that's superior for doing everything.
Perhaps the direction we need to move is different languages for different problems - even within the same program.
It is something that have been attempted before and sometimes with some success.

Quoting me on "I know of no language that's superior for doing everything." and then writing: "It's called X" (X being you favourite language) is of course both clever and hilarious - but please don't do it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 16:26

>>81
Yes Xarn, okay Xarn, sorry Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 18:44

that puddi guy is a bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 20:29

I know of no language that's superior for doing everything
U MENA FJOLNIR

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 21:36



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"GRUNNUR"

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-01 5:39

bump for anti puddi resistance.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 4:15

>>86
Why would you resist anti puddi?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 5:07

http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2010/12/haskell-researchers-announce-discovery.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 5:29

>>88
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 6:02

>>89
And more than twice!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 9:03

Haskell is faster than C++, more concise than Perl, more regular than Python, more flexible than Ruby, more typeful than C#, more robust than Java, and has absolutely nothing in common with PHP.

— Autrijus Tang

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 9:17

(not (>>91))

=> #t

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 9:48

>>92
You evaluated >>91?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 11:01

>>93



0]=> racket

Welcome to Racket v5.0.2.

(>>91)

#f

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 15:21

wat

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 16:19

>>91

Yet, it doesn't have the slightest chance of survival in industry.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-02 20:48

>>94
(>>91)
U MENA
>‎‬ (>>91)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 9:02

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 9:02

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 14:05

dubs. check em.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 19:07

>>100
yougay

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 19:15

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-04 22:59

blonde
Disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 8:24

get that PUDDI out of here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 16:10

bumpan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 16:15

>>105
Why?

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-05 16:34

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 18:07

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 18:46

>>109
Forget your sage ``faggot''

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dubs hells i gots trips

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 18:50

>>110
Forgot your bump nigger

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 18:54

>>112
How about GET BACK TO FUCKING /b/ 14 YEAR OLD RETARDED IMAGE BOARD FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 19:18

>>113
visibly upset lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 19:42

>>114
lol no just a hater of dipshits, like you

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 20:37

>>115
cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-05 21:01

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