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Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 7:23

You're all little dipshits, none of you know anything about programming.

Those shitty little languages you use... "Haskell"? Give me a break.

If you want to have money and success, you have to learn a real programming language, like C# or Java.

I know C#, I'm an extremely successful man. I have a fancy car, nice house, blonde girlfriend, the whole package.

Enjoy being failures in life and code. Oooh, you can do math, big fucking deal!

I can fuck vaginas.

Name: VIPPER 2010-11-28 7:27

But can you JEWS?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 7:44

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 7:46

Hello http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1241993414/5

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 7:56

C# is a bad language and you should feel bad.
I can respect a Java programmer, but C# is just plain horrible.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 8:49

>>5
They're the same.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:06

>>6
You have obviously not used both.
Please don't talk about things you don't understand

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:11

assertTrue(money + material_possessions == success);

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:12

>>8
quite true.
money + material_possessions does indeed == success

Name: VIPPER 2010-11-28 9:13

I bet JEWS did this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:14

>>5
Why didn't anyone tell me that it's opposites day?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:15

>>11
What are you, 10?
Wait, don't answer that, I'd rather not know the horrible horrible truth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:22

>>12 you should calm down. ive been writing java for four years and im shit broke. but i continue to write because i enjoy it. most of /prog/ enjoys writing code. so let them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:25

also, i smell some samefagging.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:26

>>13
You are also 'broke' in that your shitfilter is broken. How could you enjoy Java? Have you not experienced anything better?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:30

>>17
C is the best programming language ever.
There's just something relaxing and orgasmic about it.
Fuck LISP, you ass licking faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 9:49

>>16
Enjoy your convoluted #defines and bit-level hackery.
The beauty of Lisp is that you aren't constricted by the syntax.
It's simplicity gives you all the freedom to fully express your ideas in code as if it were natural to do so.
If you had ever programmed in any LISP you would know the relaxing feeling of how your program just seems to flow together.
If you had ever programmed in any LISP you would know the orgasmic feeling of your ideas culminating in one finished piece of program.
Not a dirty, patched together bastard, but a beautiful, organic entity of code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 10:07

The pleasure of being LISPed inside.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 15:45

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 16:26

>>19
I concur with that assessment.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 17:57

>>18-19
It wasn't supposed to be a troll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 18:27

>>20
>>21

mailto:sage considered polite when posting comments of no value.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 18:51

I am 12 and wat is this

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 18:54

Java tries to be a high-level language without actually having high-level operators. It's like coding in C, but with machine-independent types, more type checking, bounds checking, garbage collection, "classes" and less meta-programming.

C# is Java done right. It's still Java, but it has high-level abstractions that make it tolerable.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 18:59

...Fuck you.
I know. But I like doing what I know. It's what I'm comfortable with.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 19:25

>>25
That's all right, you can still be of Use.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 19:28

C# is shit.
I wouldn't actually consider it a programming language, most of the "programming" is done using a mouse

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 19:52

>>27
Dude, nowadays you can buy a mouse for like $5, it's no longer a rich kids toy, no need to be so negative about it, just go and buy yourself one already, you can afford it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 20:01

>>28
That's not my point, dumbfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 20:45

>>29
You don't have a point.

All you have is an irrational anger at computing mice, rooted in the past when rich daddys bought their spoiled kids PCs with windows 3.11 and yes, mice, and you were so envious and envy breeds anger.

Now wake up old boy, it's the end of 2011 and you can afford a mouse yourself. Go and buy yourself one as a Christmas present, and let your outdated envy die!

Your calling me names only shows how pathetic and pointless and irrational your misdirected rage is. You kinda assume that it's enough to say that most of the C# programming is done using a mouse and that automatically means that C# sucks, because mice sucks, right? And it should be obvious to everyone, right?

The idea that this might not be obvious at all, and even false, can't fit in your brain addled by the stale envy.

I repeat: get outta you're basement, spend $5 on a brand new mouse, and you will thank me later!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 20:55

because mice sucks
（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 21:39

>>30
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 22:06

>>31
If that's all that you find wrong with that post, then you are the trolls

Name: the trolls 2010-11-29 0:36

wat

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:03

hey wat is my thing fag.
java guy here btw. ive been curious about lisp for awhile, explain it to me like you would a twelve year old but without the sarcasm and bullshit. is it worth learning.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:04

>>35
Read Land of Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:07

book? link?
nvm. i has googels.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:10

>>35
it's not worth learning unless you want to use it solely to troll /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:25

>>35
In Lisp DSL I can...

qsort[h@t] -> f:rec::keep [@(f ?<h t) h @(f ?>=h t)]

// set union, intersection and difference
union a b -> a.{_=>b; [x@xs]=>if fnd,x,b xs.rec [x@xs.rec]}
isect a b -> a.{[x@xs]=>if fnd,x,b [x@xs.rec] xs.rec}
diff a b -> union (strip fnd,?,b a) (strip fnd,?,a b)

Now try this in Java.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 19:26

search k [a [key value] b @rest] -> // Retrieve value from B-tree
  cnd {k == key => value           // found
       k  < key => rec k a         // descend a
       rest     => rec k [b@rest]  // advance current node
       ye       => rec k b}        // descend b
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