Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon.

Pages: 1-4041-8081-120121-

Xarn fan club thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 2:38

Basically, this thread is to celebrate Xarn.
Xarn's blag: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/
Haskell II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPDZblqP7M

His blog is down at the moment, ``MySQL is a piece of shit''
Here here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 2:40

About Xarn:
He's a really smart guy, he's into cryptography, biology, and he knows many languages. He goes by the handle Cairnarvon.
He runs Debian Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 3:30

this is pretty not programming related

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 8:01

>>2
He does know many languages; I, for one, am jealous.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 8:16

>>1
MySQL is a piece of shit, no support for ACID transactions[1] is quite a flaw uhh isn't it?
__________
[1]http://openacs.org/philosophy/why-not-mysql.html

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 8:48

>>5
Date: March 10, 2005 02:44AM
...
ACID transactions have been a standard part of MySQL for almost 5 years now, and an optional part before then. It's nothing new.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 9:18

>>6
That's a lie and you know it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 9:46

Sometimes I fall asleep, clenching my pillow, hoping to wake up with Xarn sleeping next to me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 10:07

Xarn doesn't update his blog often enough.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 10:15

He has a beard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 13:39

Omg hai ^___^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ programming langauges <3 and my fav is sepples!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband xarn!!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______^When I walked onto Tienen street =^____^=I looked up and saw...XARN!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII XARN-SAMA!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE MUSSELS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat network technician watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH TARO CAUSE XARN-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)" then xarn held me close =^______^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became expert programmers!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 13:41

I will have none of this.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 13:57

http://guru.multimedia.cx/love-death-and-a-bunch-of-stalkers/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 14:13

>>13
What the fuck is this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 14:38

>>13
That was pretty cool.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 17:18

>>13
You know who wrote that, right? I'll give you a hint, his name starts with X and ends with ''Arn''

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 17:32

Do you mean ``XArn''?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 18:53

I prefer Christopher. He updates his blog: http://chrisdone.com/blog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 19:02

http://chrisdone.com/blog/db/static/sicp.png

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 19:04

>>18
Rofl, I love that guy.  He helped me setup SLIME on windows

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 20:10

>>18
Rofl, I love that guy. He helped me masturbate my SICP on GNU/Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-11 21:52

>>18
Rofl, I love that guy. He helped me forcefully indent my code on GUIDO/Python.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 3:27

>>18
Rofl, I love that guy. He helped me lose weight and get a girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 8:18

It is cool to read books.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 13:16

>>24
Have you read SICP?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 17:30

>>19
http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/pics/sicp.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 17:38

>>26
Hello, Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 17:44

>>27
Xarn? In MY /prog??

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 17:50

>>28
I think you meant:

Xarn? In MY /prog/‽

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 18:22

>>29
I think he meant:

Xarn? In MY /prog/⁇

Name: Xarn !!xGIX62dlJesBTK+ 2008-12-12 18:50

It's more likely than you think.

Also, unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Name: Xarn !!Eb98lNn1Goi5F5s 2008-12-12 19:04

>>31
Stop pretending to be me.

Name: Xarn !!xGIX62dlJesBTK+ 2008-12-12 19:08

>>32
http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/about-me/#tripfag

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 19:10

>>33
Ha Ha

Look how ugly he is, even plain black and white isn't enough for him.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 20:47

>>34
What re you talking about, Xarn is a very attractive guy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 21:36

>>34
If I was a guy, I would turn gay for Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 22:22

>>36
Tranny detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 5:21

>>34
Christopher is more attractive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 5:52

so how would one use this prog.db thing to find which threads have more than 1000 posts?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 5:56

oops, i meant to bump this thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 7:12

>>40
you meant to bampu pantsu this thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 7:41

>>38
It's quite easy to find a picture of Xarn. Also, your opinion is wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 8:11

>>39
SELECT "http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/" || thrid as URL FROM (SELECT thrid, count(thrid) as post_count FROM posts GROUP BY thrid) WHERE post_count > 1000

Unfortunately, it seems to return only one result. I suspect this is because of threads having posts deleted. For example, see http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1204983387/958. It would be far simpler to search http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt. (Maybe you could use progscrape to do that.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 13:00

>>43
it returns two results for me:
sqlite> select "http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/" || thrid as url from (select thrid, count(thrid) as post_count from posts group by thrid) where post_count > 1000;
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1212965784
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1223245977
both of them are the result of a bug.

also, you don't have to shout. sqlite can hear you just fine.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 13:37

>>44
That's because my prog.sqlite is somewhat out of date. Also, I prefer shouting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 17:12

>>44
Xarn detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 17:25

thrid?
Is there also a frist and sceond?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 18:02

>>47
Obviously, thrid is THRead IDentifier. Way to make yourself look foolish.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 19:10

>>48
Was using thread really that hard?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 19:39

>>49
If you want to complain about something, complain about the fact that pid is a surrogate key, when a natural (if two-column) key existed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-05 20:24

Bampu pantsu.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-05 21:11

My other Xarn is a Xdrn.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 7:03



    My other Xarn is a Xdrn.

Name: sage 2010-01-06 16:18

>>51
Stop bumping your own thread, Xarn, you attention mongering sodomite.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 18:40

This is currently the highest rated thread on Reddit, and the top 2 posts also have over 1000 upvotes each

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/alwm7/my_9_year_old_cousin_and_i_are_playing_a_game_of/

* Hilarity ensues!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 1:44

XARN TEACH ME UR WAYS I WANT TO LRN NO TROLL
AIM:CONGAROBLAN KTHX

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 1:45

IWANTOBETHEEXPERTPROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 9:37

>>57 IWANTMYANUSTOBEHAXED

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 18:41

XARN MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 19:45

" or lowering the numbers in the ZOOM or ITERS #defines"
What the hell... It's called "macros, not "#defines".

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 20:04

>>60
Go home, elliott.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 21:51

>>60-61
back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 23:00

>>60-62
back to /prog/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 1:26

sage

Every tripfag is a narcissistic asshole and should die.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 1:52

>>64
Back to the imageboards, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 2:02

>>65
I didn't know windows mobile could copy and paste.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 2:09

>>64-66
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 10:01

That guy XARN is my sosia. I don't like having sosias.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 10:12

Xarn's blag: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/

He's 25 and yet he sounds like the typical 16 year old on 4chan?!

Name: Xarn 2010-07-25 11:05

Hello, I am Xarn. I'm into all the hip things, like shitty fractal programs, Socialism, Anti-theism, Facebook, and pretending to be adequately trilingual. Please check out my blog so that I may whore myself yet more and lament about not being able to find employment because no one will hire someone who is unable to correctly use source control, MySQL, and system programming languages.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 12:37

I can make sense of about a dozen more [languages].
Like most people, really. They should just stop immediately dismissing a foreign text as unreadable just because it's in a slightly different language than they know. FACT: If you know any Germanic language and can recognise Greek and Latin stems, you can make sense of many more languages.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 12:42

>>71
Not Finnish, though, because the Finns are assholes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 13:02

>>72
You know what they say. Assholes finnish first.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 13:28

>>69-70
Go home, elliott.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 13:37

>>74
Who the fuck is elliott and why doesn't he capitalise his name?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 14:10

>>75
http://twitter.com/elliottcable

He's the reason /prog/ has been shit lately.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 14:16

>>76
http://www.reddit.com/r/web_design/comments/cm3rl/gimmie_input_on_my_new_r%C3%A9sum%C3%A9_d/
Good god.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 14:27

< skampler> what is paws exactly? :)
< skampler> is paws a javascript re-implementation in javascript?
<+elliottcable> skampler: uh, programming language, fully async (the
                first, I believe), heavily bootstrapped in libspace,
                super-simple syntax, super-simple central concepts,
                reference impl is in JavaScript and intended to run
                equally well in the browser and on the serverside, uhhhhh…
<+elliottcable> did I miss anything, guys?
<@alexgordon> it's crazy
< skampler> okay!
<+elliottcable> skampler: nope, it’s an *entirely* new language. Bits were
                inspired by JavaScript (as well as Io, Ruby, Python, and
                Objective-C)… and I’m told the end product is semantically
                similar to Lisp in some ways… but no, it’s not an
                implementation of any existing language
<+inimino> man, that was surprisingly coherent
<+inimino> you should put that up somewhere and call it the home page

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 14:31

>>76,77
I think that all Xarn haters should switch to hating this guy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 14:32

>>76
http://twitter.com/elliottcable/status/19456715916 and the preceding exchange with Xarn is why this thread got bumped, then?
Twitter drama is even more tedious than IRC drama, but this elliott does look like an ass.

Also:

http://twitter.com/elliottcable/status/14397506056
http://twitter.com/elliottcable/status/14397609005
http://twitter.com/elliottcable/status/14397608204

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 14:41

>>80
I'm not gonna lie. I was ready to take sides against Xarn here, just because.
I don't think I can now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 14:56

.>>79,81
I dislike the both of them. They are both irritating in their own ways and should remain as anonymous posters for the good of all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:07

>>82
elliot is ananymous

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:10

>>82
Take your Cult of Anonymous back to the imageboards. You've never even seen Xarn post on /prog/ non-anonymously.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:15

>>84
Au contraire.
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1279460122/10
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1275647969/36

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:19

I dislike Xarn because he is a self-righteous asshole who will never admit that he's wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:20

>>86
Go home, elliott.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:27

Is Xarn some figure that shits all over your favorite IRC room or something? Because his blog is just kind of innocuous.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:32

>>88
No, Xarn is just a pretty okay guy. A lot of the recent imageboard effluent are jealous of the attention he gets on /prog/, because they don't understand our history and culture.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:34

>>88
I don't hate Xarn; I hate his bashers and his defenders. They give too much of a fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:36

　カー、、　クダー、　評価する、　アプライ！

Name: >>90 2010-07-25 15:38

Also [b]Xarn[/s]'s blǫ is a pretty ingenious device -- he rewrites Wikipedia articles in his ".* is easy$" posts and cretins that are too stupid to understand Wikipedia pages praise him. (No sarcasm here.)

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:39

>>90
I hope you see the irony there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:39

Fuck, that post was a disaster.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:41

>>93
I rarely care enough to post. In fact, this is the second Xarn thread I post in.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:45

>>92
He made it clear that his source of information is a class he attended, not Wikipedia. If you'd actually looked at the relevant Wikipedia articles you'd have realized they can't be his source, because those articles are terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 15:56

Regardless of anyone's opinion on Xarn, I think we can all agree elliott is worse. If he does post on /prog/, that would explain threads like http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1279308622/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 16:04

So, it's agreed. Xarn isn't a bad guy and this elliott fellow is am idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 18:23

Fuck this Xarn fag and all the posts pretending to be his fans,

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 19:32

>>99
Polecat kebabs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 19:39

>>100
Fuc-- oh screw it, you're right.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 15:18

I like Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 15:26

>>102
So do I, but you're a shithead for bumping this shit thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 19:02

eliot! What have you donw to Erika!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 22:06

>>101
Wait, you like Xarn? My respect for you has been raised up a notch, just a notch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 5:34

I feel ｋｉｎｄａ　ｂａｄ　bumping this, but I have to. ：（

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 6:30

>>106
You are lying on both counts.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 20:04


               .---------.
              /           \
       ______/_____________\______
             :      .-----(^)
             :___       ___ )   - TAKE ME XARN...
        _.-'''   ''...''   '''-._
      .'                         '.
    .'             (X)             '.
  .'                                 '
 '               .     .              '
                :  -|-  :              '
                :  -|-  :               '
                '|     |'                '
               / |   '-| \
             . | |     | | .
           .'  | |-<   | |  '.
         .'     )|     |(     '.
       .' |_)))) |    _| ((((_| '.
                 |_____|
                 |     |
                 :  |  :
                  '---'

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 20:07

>>100,101
So it's un/prog/ish to hate Xarn? Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 9:16

>>109
Yes, it is. Take your whining back to the imageboards, where it belongs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 22:36

>>110
God damnit, you make it NP-hard for me to decide whether I should tell you to fuck off or agree with you :/

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 16:23

Haskell is a medium-sized dog

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 16:33

Xarn seems to be dead. No updates on his blag

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 16:33

This thread didn't need bumping.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 16:49

Lol this was on Xarn's twitter

"Fucking children everywhere. Aren't there any cities without primary and secondary schools?"

What a crazy lad

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:40

>>113
My other Xarn is a Xkcd.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 3:08

>>115
Xarn is fucking children everywhere? I never knew!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 16:10

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:31

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 5:20

>>40
No prob bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-29 12:18

I'm having a good time. This is good. Good shit.

Name: dubzbot-ng 2011-06-29 12:18

:GJS1M 67dcbdbce4a0b67c4b48e86a6ae29205a95e4b83024a9d947213d1231800e8d9
:84 81990da9ddbe5683d12c443e2f894dba
:1228980536 1309364324
>>44
<-- that's cool and all, but check my doubles over there

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-29 15:31



He's a Cavalier King Charles spaniel.

I wanted to get a cocker spaniel, but there were no breeders within driving distance. These are basically more paedomorphic cockers anyway.
Cairnarvon 2 years ago

paedomorphic cockers

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-29 15:38

>>123
I love when liberal fags are very careful that their dog is pure race.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-29 16:29

>>124
I love it when you are not a fucking fag.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 17:19

Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:33

Jagar Tharn

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:39

im a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-12 9:31

I love Yarn.
Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List
All trademarks and copyrights on this site are owned by their respective parties. All comments and posts are the responsibility of their own posters.
- Tinychan + 2ch Mode -